There is a saying, "You.. conquer MoMBA? In Mother Russia, MoMBA conquers YOU!", and today, you have shown me that this particular saying does have a certain truth to it, especially when you are a noobie MTB'er, literally.. as today was my actual first time on a MTB trail, and not some paved bike-way or ATV trail.
However, let it be known, that someday, be it tomorrow or 50 years from now, I shall be the one that conquers YOU my dear MoMBA.
And on a side note, there is also a saying from a certain wise-man that I have met through my travels abroad, "It is not wise to shoulder-check a tree, for that tree might shoulder-check you instead, and it might hurt."
I shall inform you, that yes, this saying is 100% truth. For not once did I shoulder-check a tree that was on your route, but shoulder-checking seven of them? It hurts about as bad as eating a bag of peanuts, with the shells, whole.. and them coming out of your rectum. It is not the most pleasant of feelings.
So there you have it MoMBA. I shall be back!
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