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    jalepenio jimenez
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    Fall in them there hills

    Been clearing land and harvesting some of our renewable natural resources the last couple days up in the bogus country, but today I was up there on my trusty half breed.

    She took off and I just held on. We ripped every corner and hit the slot drop perfect.

    For a moment I thought we might spin out of control, but when she hooked back up, we just took off faster!

    Man, what a ride.

    What a day.

    Hope you can all get out and ride.
    I dig, chop, strangle, yank, stomp, annihilate, mutilate, eradicate, and FU goatheads

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    Look out!
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    I did that Jim, I had a sweet ride today, corrals to sidewinder to fat tire to shanes to kestral to chickadee and then back to the homestead. I might of gone longer but it was late and the crowds were massing so I bailed to avoid the congestion.
    Ride the bike.

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    I ate some peyote, killed some baby seals and FAILED.

    But the riding was good.
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    Aww. Wook at doz qwute wittle wheels. Id ull be uh shame if woo get uh fwat or a scwatch.

    There's still time to call in sick for the ride till you drop bone up or be boned these are not women we are devoid suck it up or you suck there's no sense in doing anything reasonable smash the state live as one with the dirt wake up with your cleats still on and sticks in your hair aramageddon is in effect bring the noise trippin yer brains out road trip - starting tomorrow. Party van leaves at sunrise. I'm just sayin.
    Nobody cares what kind of bike you ride.

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    Correction, smart boy. Look at those wheels again and get back to me with an apology.

    Party van?

    It's Barbie time, isn't it.

    I love me some barbies.

    The revolution will not be televised.
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    Doesn't matter what wheels you roll, bish. They'll always be small.

    Now, here's your chance to cut loose with your fantasies.
    Nobody cares what kind of bike you ride.

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    How'd the new 1x9 treat you?
    Quote Originally Posted by Earthpig
    I ate some peyote, killed some baby seals and FAILED.

    But the riding was good.

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    Good thing I'm not wearing spandex because that Barbie group grope is giving me naughty thoughts. Chub city.

    I am not man enough to ride a 1x9, but I'll put on my big girl pants and try again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earthpig
    I am not man enough to ride a 1x9, but I'll put on my big girl pants and try again.
    Still recovering form the "Chapstick Incident" huh?
    Nobody cares what kind of bike you ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedCrank
    Still recovering form the "Chapstick Incident" huh?
    Yeah, if you get near me with that Chapstick again, it's going right in your pooper.

    People will look at you and say:

    "Rectum? No, it killed him!"
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    Missing

    Oh, how I miss BC

    Dude, you and your little dog too

    Or hey dude are you too intoxicated to smell my hot dog?

    Looks like it will be awhile longer before we get to see the old gal Selway Sal. Now that was a sweet ride!

    The thing I liked about Selway Sal the most, she didn't care if you only went one-way, or wanted to go down. With her you could go up and down any day of the week. Now that's freedom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earthpig
    I ate some peyote, killed some baby seals and FAILED.

    But the riding was good.
    Do my eyes deceive me or is that really a bashguard? What's next - flat pedals?!

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