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    Quote Originally Posted by time229er View Post
    oh yeah, a tank top tan is much more attractive...and I am also wondering why the OP felt he needed to share the "long walks on the beach..." ditty
    This is getting to be worse than I had imagined. It's humor! But can you imagine walking on the beach with a bike tan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart B View Post
    I like to ride with arm warmers and no jersey for that negative tan line look
    I found stuart on the internet.

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    You can just get a couple tattoos on the arm length lines and pretend you're wearing a white shirt with some nipples and moles painted on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Because he's looking for someone who can make him laugh, likes the theater, enjoys going out but is also happy with quiet evenings at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyc! View Post
    This is getting to be worse than I had imagined. It's humor! But can you imagine walking on the beach with a bike tan?
    hey, hey, hey...I was born on a farm in Iowa and spent a bunch of time on our open (as in no cab) John Deere tractors, hence the farmers tan...the JD cap just made matters worse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post

    You can just get a couple tattoos on the arm length lines and pretend you're wearing a white shirt with some nipples and moles painted on.
    Lol! Maybe they are all nipples????

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I found stuart on the internet.

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    Only chicks worry about their tan lines.
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    This guy really wants some real answers, why are you all messing with him?


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    Tan lines

    Maybe I missed it, but has anybody suggested a burqua?
    Seems like you never see unsightly tan lines on the Muslims.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Maybe I missed it, but has anybody suggested a burqua?
    Seems like you never see unsightly tan lines on the Muslims.

    Finally someone with a real answer, looks like it checks all of the boxes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Maybe I missed it, but has anybody suggested a burqua?
    Seems like you never see unsightly tan lines on the Muslims.

    Thought I slightly diverge, I observed a Muslim lady in her car going hands-free on her cellie by sticking it into her modified burkha up near her ear. She may be onto something there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    Thought I slightly diverge, I observed a Muslim lady in her car going hands-free on her cellie by sticking it into her modified burkha up near her ear. She may be onto something there.
    Whoa, what part of the world do you live in where a burqa might be seen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtydogg View Post
    Only chicks worry about their tan lines.
    Nearly every single "chick" cyclist I know does not care about their tan lines whatsoever... In fact, I find mine to be downright awesome.

    I do find it rather strange a guy would care about tan lines...

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    Embrace the tan line. Instead of his next back, sack 'n crack, the OP should only wax the tanned areas and leave the rest fully forested for added effect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Whoa, what part of the world do you live in where a burqa might be seen?
    Common sight around Davis, California. I remember when I was a little kid, watching a Muslim woman absolutely verbally tear apart a female police officer that had pulled her over. According to the Muslim woman, woman do not have the authority to be police officers. A couple of male officers were called in to haul her off to jail.
    Happened right in front of the house I grew up in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyc! View Post
    But can you imagine walking on the beach with a bike tan?
    No I can't. I think walking on beach and tan lines are not compatible, and I'm pretty sure you can't walk with tan lines, especially not on beach

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Whoa, what part of the world do you live in where a burqa might be seen?
    My terminology on Middle Eastern garb is lacking, but it resembles a scarf/head wrap get-up worn by the immigrant families. Faces are not covered...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    My terminology on Middle Eastern garb is lacking, but it resembles a scarf/head wrap get-up worn by the immigrant families. Faces are not covered...
    I bet you saw a hijab. I see those a lot in my area and when I was in school in Colorado back in the day.
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    why not try a fishnet shirt?


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    Where's Jimmy been? I would like to know how the tan is coming along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    You guys have reached for a new low.

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    He's sagging more than I thought.
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