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    public service announcement....

    when using a product like Icy Hot, remember to keep your hands away from your genitals. i'm always finding things out the hard way.

    this has been your public service announcment. i'm sure ya'll have some of your own.
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    Same goes for any menthol rub. For that matter pocket heaters, and anything sharp like pencils, knives, needles......
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    and i'm sure Tone's has experimented with all of those.
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    I would add that it's not a good idea to rub your eyes as you're taking a pee after sprinkling those chopped up hot peppers on proper Thai food... very messy and painful...
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    So that's what all that screaming was about!
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    I'm pretty sure it was Deep Woods Off that gave me a similar experience. In normal fashion, I sprayed it on my hands and rubbed it all over myself. Before riding off, I decided to take a wiz. About a minute after that, when my package got back into the warm confines of the chamois, it was like someone had lit my pecker on fire. The heat was unbelievable. Pee first, spray 2nd.

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    So...it wouldn't be good to use for personal lubricant?
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    Iíve been eating raw habaŮeros for about 20 years. Many times (more than I can remember, many more times than Iím happy to admit!) Iíve made the mistake, after having handled them (slicing, chopping, etc.) for an extended period of time, to not wash my hands enough times before going to the restroom. Lots of pantalones del fuego moments. OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!
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    You know you've led a full life when you've heard "OH MY GOD, MY _____ IS ON FIRE!!!".
    If you've heard that phrase more than twice, you're around the wrong people (I've heard it yelled 3 times in 30 years.)
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    Good tip Nicole!

    On my last ride I got a mouthful of DEET after touching my face and for several minutes my tongue and lips went numb. I'm sure I killed some brain cells as well.
    F*ck Cancer

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    Also. After you've just been maced by an angry baby mama after an argument. You need to remember that the hand you used to block the mace needs to get washed before you go pee. Or you will be in a fetal position next to the toilet. Happened to a friend of a friend

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    RE: public service announcement....

    I once was cutting some jalapenos for dinner, then began having some uh...interaction with wifey....and she was like......why does it burn.....
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    I could have sworn that there were some lubricant aids produced that offer a "tingling sensation" so I always assumed that experiencing such a sensation would improve the over all experience.

    I wouldn't know anything about this though because I am still a virgin, pure and untouched.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post

    I wouldn't know anything about this though because I am still a virgin, pure and untouched.
    In which ear left or right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by junior1210 View Post
    In which ear left or right?
    I beg your pardon? I am pure and fresh as a warm Spring breeze. Untouched, unspoiled, uncorrupted.
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    and UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!
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    ...broken hearted....
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    Nicole... we went over this before... I recommended Vics Vapor Rub, not Icy Hot! Too much of a good thing, ya know? BTW, This belongs in the OC... and this is not the Pubic Announcement forum, FYI...
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    Sticking knitting needles up your urethra hurts! Don't do it!

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    Falling 100' down a steep mountain side may be hazardous to your health.
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    General discussion, my bad. move it to the OC please, dear mods.

    or, this COULD be considered GD, right?
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    pics or it didn't happen.

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    i would, but my burning crotch looked no different than my non burning crotch so i didnt think it was worth it.
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    dunno, i was speaking on the behave of tone's.

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    public service announcement....

    A tube of icy hot sitting on your counter looks a lot like toothpaste in the morning. It does not taste the same.

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