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    this guy really knows what hes talking about

    http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ134657719

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    You gotta be makin this up !
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I see nothing wrong with that Trek road bike ad a few responses back.
    My Bike: '15 Trek FX 7.2
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    Not a WTF but a big to this guy. He does these every week.

    Was your blue bike stolen? (Lawrenceville)

    Was your blue vintage bike stolen recently? My neighbor showed up with a blue "Columbia sports III. Bicycle yesterday. They have been know to steal bikes and sell them. If this happens to your bike, it's at ---- Dresden way in lawerenceville.


    Is this your stolen bike? (---- Dresden way Lawerenceville)

    This bike showed up at my neighbors house yesterday afternoon. Red vinatge looking huffy with a rack on the back. If it's yours, it's ---- Dresden way. They have a habit of stealing bikes and selling them. So if it's yours, you may want to hurry.
    No moss...

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    OMG, a bicycle for sale....
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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
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    haha wtf
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    Wtf!!!! Yeah all hunched over riding that thing should be fun.....NOT
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    1.. 2.. 3... 4...........FIFFFFFFF !!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellrazor666
    Wtf!!!! Yeah all hunched over riding that thing should be fun.....NOT
    Biopace?!?! Get out of my way - it's MINE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oohsh_t
    well, yeah...musta had too much to drink.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    works perfectly : brakes and everything

    Resistance is to high a gear.. i mean futile

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    well, yeah...musta had too much to drink.
    LOL, indeed. BTW, the price of the bike WITHOUT the flat is 1000 bucks so you better take advantage of this opportunity.

    regards

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    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bik/1760824846.html


    Info for the magically minded:

    Introducing "White Knight"

    Psychonautically empowered time machine. Made in China, assembled in Outer Space. Known to soar at mach3 when rider perfectly balances his/her own weight with hard liquor consumption. ****, one time this thing took me on a detour to the Milky Way without my prior consent or knowledge. I was just trying to go down the block. So be careful!! Of course "fill it up again" was the theme of that particular night, so who knows what actually happened. But I CAN tell you with certainty that whatever happened was magical. Light, colors, changed perspectives.....its all thanks to White Knight. I am a ghost hunter and photographer and was able to catch some pictures of White Knight in action. Many have tried and died attempting this very feat. Please do not take a pic of this pic. No pic's of pic's, please. Oh, and do not try this at home!!

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    No good

    WTF.. could you be any more lazy?
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    Hahahaha
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    1.. 2.. 3... 4...........FIFFFFFFF !!!!!!!!!!

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    No good

    apparently, this guy couldnt look at his own photos and figure out he is selling a "diverge" not a "diverse"
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    Let's all respond to the next really ridiculous Craigslist ad, and ask the exact same question (ie: does it come with air in tires?). And make the same offer (say 10% of what they are asking).

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikedreamer
    Let's all respond to the next really ridiculous Craigslist ad, and ask the exact same question (ie: does it come with air in tires?). And make the same offer (say 10% of what they are asking).
    There about a dozen questions we could probably ask this guy: http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bik/1762696511.html
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    I sent an email asking if the other tire has air
    Resistance is to high a gear.. i mean futile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locutus
    I sent an email asking if the other tire has air
    +1
    What mountain bike forum do pirates use? .....



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    Mountain Man's Bike

    http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218...&lpid=3&search

    $600.00
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    Salt Lake City, UT 84108 - May 17, 2010
    Mountain Manís Bike for Sale

    I am a mountain man. You are probably not a mountain man, but, you wish you were. This bike is your ticket to two things: 1- Mountains and 2- Being a man.

    I ride this bike everyday. Not for fun or sport like the spandex boys, but to hunt and kill food. I know for a fact that this bike will jump over canyons, climb trees, kill bears, and forge rivers. The bike has ridden every part of the Wasatch from top to bottom. This bike wonít break. Itís half carbon fiber and half bad-ass. Some guy told me this bike is a piece of history. I thought it was new this year, but I also thought it was still 1998. Apparently it is 2010 and time flies when you live in a cave.

    The bike says K2 pro-flex 4000 on the side of it. I donít know what that means. It probably means it can kill an elephant. The bike is red, so the blood wonít show on it. The tires are knobby so you can pedal straight up a cliff. It has shocks on the front and the back for when you jump off the cliff. The stuff on it all says ďShimano XTĒ. Iím pretty sure that is because it was cursed once by an indian medicine man named Shimano. The guy was a jack-ass. He tried to steal some of my stuff so I bit off his left ear.

    The bike has a chain that I use to kill rattle snakes sometimes. It also has a seat. I donít use it, but you probably will for the first few years until you build up the muscle. I also installed a shotgun holder on the bike that conveniently fits a water bottle.

    If you have questions about the bike, donít bother calling me. If you donít understand how tough the bike is, I probably wonít be able to help you.

    If you want to buy the bike, then I will take american cash. I need to send some money to a very important man who emailed me from nigeria so I need the cash quick.

    The Bike is a Man's L-XL. It is roughly a 20" frame. The geometry is such that it feels good to a wide range of riders from 5' 10" - 6' 2".

    Specs:

    Frame Construction-TIG-welded
    Frame Tubing Material-7000 aluminum, double-butted
    Fork Brand & Model-Rock Shock
    Fork Material-Aluminum, linkage crown
    Rear Shock-Risse Shock, 4.0" travel

    Component Group=Shimano Deore XT
    Brakeset-Shimano Deore XT V-Brake brakes, Shimano Deore XT levers
    Shift Levers-Shimano Deore XT RapidFire SL
    Front Derailleur-Shimano Deore LX top-swing, bottom-pull/clamp-on 31.8mm
    Rear Derailleur-Shimano Deore XT SGS
    Crankset-Shimano Deore LX, 22/32/42 teeth
    Bottom Bracket-Shimano BB-UN72, 113mm spindle
    BB Shell Width-73mm English
    Rear Cogs-8-speed, 11 - 30 teeth
    Seatpost-Titec PG, 27.2mm diameter
    Saddle-WTB
    Handlebar-Easton Monkey Bar
    Handlebar Extensions
    Handlebar Stem-Aluminum
    Headset-1 1/8" A headset
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    Quote Originally Posted by track5200
    http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218...&lpid=3&search

    $600.00
    Mountain Man's Bike for Sale
    Salt Lake City, UT 84108 - May 17, 2010
    Mountain Manís Bike for Sale

    I am a mountain man. You are probably not a mountain man, but, you wish you were. This bike is your ticket to two things: 1- Mountains and 2- Being a man.

    I ride this bike everyday. Not for fun or sport like the spandex boys, but to hunt and kill food. I know for a fact that this bike will jump over canyons, climb trees, kill bears, and forge rivers. The bike has ridden every part of the Wasatch from top to bottom. This bike wonít break. Itís half carbon fiber and half bad-ass. Some guy told me this bike is a piece of history. I thought it was new this year, but I also thought it was still 1998. Apparently it is 2010 and time flies when you live in a cave.

    The bike says K2 pro-flex 4000 on the side of it. I donít know what that means. It probably means it can kill an elephant. The bike is red, so the blood wonít show on it. The tires are knobby so you can pedal straight up a cliff. It has shocks on the front and the back for when you jump off the cliff. The stuff on it all says ďShimano XTĒ. Iím pretty sure that is because it was cursed once by an indian medicine man named Shimano. The guy was a jack-ass. He tried to steal some of my stuff so I bit off his left ear.

    The bike has a chain that I use to kill rattle snakes sometimes. It also has a seat. I donít use it, but you probably will for the first few years until you build up the muscle. I also installed a shotgun holder on the bike that conveniently fits a water bottle.

    If you have questions about the bike, donít bother calling me. If you donít understand how tough the bike is, I probably wonít be able to help you.

    If you want to buy the bike, then I will take american cash. I need to send some money to a very important man who emailed me from nigeria so I need the cash quick.

    The Bike is a Man's L-XL. It is roughly a 20" frame. The geometry is such that it feels good to a wide range of riders from 5' 10" - 6' 2".

    Specs:

    Frame Construction-TIG-welded
    Frame Tubing Material-7000 aluminum, double-butted
    Fork Brand & Model-Rock Shock
    Fork Material-Aluminum, linkage crown
    Rear Shock-Risse Shock, 4.0" travel

    Component Group=Shimano Deore XT
    Brakeset-Shimano Deore XT V-Brake brakes, Shimano Deore XT levers
    Shift Levers-Shimano Deore XT RapidFire SL
    Front Derailleur-Shimano Deore LX top-swing, bottom-pull/clamp-on 31.8mm
    Rear Derailleur-Shimano Deore XT SGS
    Crankset-Shimano Deore LX, 22/32/42 teeth
    Bottom Bracket-Shimano BB-UN72, 113mm spindle
    BB Shell Width-73mm English
    Rear Cogs-8-speed, 11 - 30 teeth
    Seatpost-Titec PG, 27.2mm diameter
    Saddle-WTB
    Handlebar-Easton Monkey Bar
    Handlebar Extensions
    Handlebar Stem-Aluminum
    Headset-1 1/8" A headset
    Give the guy credit that was hilarious
    1.. 2.. 3... 4...........FIFFFFFFF !!!!!!!!!!

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    New question here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Locutus
    I sent an email asking if the other tire has air
    did you ever get a response?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLMike
    did you ever get a response?
    No i did not.
    I forgot about it till now.
    Resistance is to high a gear.. i mean futile

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLMike
    did you ever get a response?
    i didnt yet...
    What mountain bike forum do pirates use? .....



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    Womens Giant Rincon Mountain Bike - $1000

    Older Giant Rincon 21-Speed Mountain Bike. Brand new gear shift cabling and tune-up ($80.00 worth). Shimano gear-set. Rides and shifts perfectly. 19.5" frame. Slight surface rust on the handlebar collar.

    http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/bik/1770590004.html

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    ^^^^ yeah right!!
    That's not worth more than $900!
    what a loser
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Yeah.. but if you take into account the $80 shift cables and tune up then it is almost $1000..

    Seriously though.. from looking at BikePedia it seems like it's a 1997 model, which had an MSRP of $250. Maybe the seller meant to put $100??

    http://bikepedia.com/QuickBike/BikeS...8654&Type=bike

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    just keep their heads ringin..
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Might as well buy a wal-mart special

    Old Trek Y bike for $250
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    Quote Originally Posted by intoflatlines


    Womens Giant Rincon Mountain Bike - $1000

    Older Giant Rincon 21-Speed Mountain Bike. Brand new gear shift cabling and tune-up ($80.00 worth). Shimano gear-set. Rides and shifts perfectly. 19.5" frame. Slight surface rust on the handlebar collar.

    http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/bik/1770590004.html
    I think it was priced incorrectly. It's now listed for $99.

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    Slightly used RS Sid rear shock for $150
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    http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...AdIdZ209465068

    Apples to oranges, dude! Don't give the price of a brand new Sasquatch when trying to sell your 10 year old Sasquatch.

    I'm digging the blue cable housing -sweet!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikedreamer
    http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...AdIdZ209465068

    Apples to oranges, dude! Don't give the price of a brand new Sasquatch when trying to sell your 10 year old Sasquatch.

    I'm digging the blue cable housing -sweet!!
    I have a fully loaded 1987 Toyota Camry for sale for $7,500. Great deal as new ones go for over $25,000

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    Who'd pay $300 for something with "dick breaks" in the ad?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1
    I have a fully loaded 1987 Toyota Camry for sale for $7,500. Great deal as new ones go for over $25,000
    Exactly!! I offered the guy $50.00, and only because my 14" frame mountain bike is a bit smallish for commuting. I want to check out that uni-shock fork - kind of like a Cannondale Fatty, but different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nepbug
    Who'd pay $300 for something with "dick breaks" in the ad?!
    You'd be surprised what some guys are into when their wives are out of town. I think that it should be in the Casual Encounters section though...

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    Glacier Dual Suspension Mountain Bike-this companies bikes are $6000+! - $200 (Arcadia Sports (34th St. & Thomas Rd.))


    I couldn't believe it when i looked up this bike company, they started in 2009 so this bike is still very new, but their cheapest bike starts at $6,100.00!!
    That just confirmed what i thought when i saw this bike which was that it is friggin sweet!

    OUR PRICE: $199.99

    Arcadia Sports & Fitness
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    Sweet
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Way too many bike flippers who have zero idea what they are selling...all trying to make a "justifiably dishonest" buck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajmelin
    Glacier Dual Suspension Mountain Bike-this companies bikes are $6000+! - $200 (Arcadia Sports (34th St. & Thomas Rd.))


    I couldn't believe it when i looked up this bike company, they started in 2009 so this bike is still very new, but their cheapest bike starts at $6,100.00!!
    That just confirmed what i thought when i saw this bike which was that it is friggin sweet!

    OUR PRICE: $199.99

    Arcadia Sports & Fitness
    3406 East Thomas Rd.
    Phoenix AZ. 85018
    (602) 272-1010
    So, if I had ripped off the nameplates from my old Honda before I had sold it, and then told everyone that it was actually a Lexus, I could have any potential buyer thinking that they were getting a pretty sweet deal?

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    How about an eBay WTF?

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Cannondale-Jekyl...item2ead942e63



    First of all the Bars are on backwards.

    Its an 03 Jekyll. I bought that exact bike new in Oct 02. I payed $2699.00 new. Hes got $6500 invested, my ass. LOL I love how he describes components as XTR when the pic shows LX. Also how this frame is $2300. Please, they go for no more than $500, when you can find them.

    Oh, and is custom built. The only difference between the one i bought and this one are red grips and bar ends. Everything else is stock from the factory.
    Also i could build that bike with the same components new for about $1500

    LMAO
    Resistance is to high a gear.. i mean futile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locutus
    How about an eBay WTF?

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Cannondale-Jekyl...item2ead942e63



    First of all the Bars are on backwards.

    Its an 03 Jekyll. I bought that exact bike new in Oct 02. I payed $2699.00 new. Hes got $6500 invested, my ass. LOL I love how he describes components as XTR when the pic shows LX. Also how this frame is $2300. Please, they go for no more than $500, when you can find them.

    Oh, and is custom built. The only difference between the one i bought and this one are red grips and bar ends. Everything else is stock from the factory.
    Also i could build that bike with the same components new for about $1500

    LMAO
    i offered him $5.00 and left the comment that the bike was not worth $500
    What mountain bike forum do pirates use? .....



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    Quote Originally Posted by DriveByBikeShooting
    i offered him $5.00 and left the comment that the bike was not worth $500
    I did the same thing.
    "It's all about personal integrity, hope, and a really great beer."

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    i sent him the comment i posted here. Did not even change the wording. I wonder ho he will react being talked about in the third person
    Resistance is to high a gear.. i mean futile

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    just got this reply


    tHANK YOU WILL CORRECT. mY BAD FOR LISTENING TO MY IDIOT FRIEND!
    Resistance is to high a gear.. i mean futile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locutus
    "This entire bike was custom built from scratch with the very BEST components and was rode seldom so I was told and is in excellent shape and in storage for over 2 years. "

    What a dumbass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locutus
    How about an eBay WTF?

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Cannondale-Jekyl...item2ead942e63



    First of all the Bars are on backwards...
    Not really - they are just in a more aerodynamic position.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locutus
    just got this reply


    tHANK YOU WILL CORRECT. mY BAD FOR LISTENING TO MY IDIOT FRIEND!
    well, damn...
    whats funny about that then?
    p:
    Nice Job tho Locutus!
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    because he dropped the buy it now to $2699.00
    Resistance is to high a gear.. i mean futile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locutus
    because he dropped the buy it now to $2699.00
    ahh..well funny anyways...I read "drive by's" post after yours offering $5 - so that made it funny.
    I realize now it was for diff bikes...but still...it's even more hilarious if you consider your post
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    wtf

    found this on another thread...

    GAY BIKER

    ok, so after buying my 951 and riding it only 5 times, I am selling it.
    nothing wrong with it at all, but i like my Giant Reign X0 better.
    I also plan on going pro and racing my Giant Reign XO in the upcoming Downhill World Cup...I have a feeling I will beat Sam Hill on that stupid Demo he rides.

    so since I still have my Giant Reign and dont want another bike (plus I'm pretty rich and dont need the money), I am willing to cut someone a great deal.
    I will trade you my 951 fully built up as seen in the picture, for a date with your freind, brother, dad, whatever.
    I am a 27 year old homosexual male ......so in other words I'm gay.
    It's funny too cause when I first bought my bike and was talking to the sales rep at BW, he said the Gant Reign is the best bike for 'us' people since it was specifically designed with the sensitive needs in mind that homosexuals face when riding bikes. Only gay riders will rant and rave about their Giant Reign bike..everyone else doesnt really care much.

    so anyway, back to the add.
    the bike is all yours, if you get me date. I am kinda of shy and could use all the help in getting a date. Hell, i'll even go on a dinner date with YOU if you want the bike....
    but here's the only condition to the trade.......... my 'date' has to wear a dress when we go out....(i'm into that kinda thing).

    my 951 is built up as following;

    2009 Boxxer World Cup forks
    Mavic Deemax wheels
    Fox DHX RC4 rear shock
    Thomson seatpost
    Sunline directmount stem
    Sunline V1 bars
    Avid Code brakes
    SRAM X0 shifter and rear derailleur
    Chromag seat


    WILL NOT SELL, ONLY TRADE FOR A DATE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DriveByBikeShooting
    found this on another thread...

    GAY BIKER

    ok, so after buying my 951 and riding it only 5 times, I am selling it.
    nothing wrong with it at all, but i like my Giant Reign X0 better.
    I also plan on going pro and racing my Giant Reign XO in the upcoming Downhill World Cup...I have a feeling I will beat Sam Hill on that stupid Demo he rides.

    so since I still have my Giant Reign and dont want another bike (plus I'm pretty rich and dont need the money), I am willing to cut someone a great deal.
    I will trade you my 951 fully built up as seen in the picture, for a date with your freind, brother, dad, whatever.
    I am a 27 year old homosexual male ......so in other words I'm gay.
    It's funny too cause when I first bought my bike and was talking to the sales rep at BW, he said the Gant Reign is the best bike for 'us' people since it was specifically designed with the sensitive needs in mind that homosexuals face when riding bikes. Only gay riders will rant and rave about their Giant Reign bike..everyone else doesnt really care much.

    so anyway, back to the add.
    the bike is all yours, if you get me date. I am kinda of shy and could use all the help in getting a date. Hell, i'll even go on a dinner date with YOU if you want the bike....
    but here's the only condition to the trade.......... my 'date' has to wear a dress when we go out....(i'm into that kinda thing).

    my 951 is built up as following;

    2009 Boxxer World Cup forks
    Mavic Deemax wheels
    Fox DHX RC4 rear shock
    Thomson seatpost
    Sunline directmount stem
    Sunline V1 bars
    Avid Code brakes
    SRAM X0 shifter and rear derailleur
    Chromag seat


    WILL NOT SELL, ONLY TRADE FOR A DATE.
    If it's just wearing a dress on the date, and if he is buying dinner, and I get that bike... I might just consider it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ricthedick
    It has a slightly bent frame right between the pedals that can be fixed but my buddy that was going to do it lost his job and I don't have the cash to pay for it.

    I've already checked and the linkage pieces can be ordered (I have the order sheet) so all you need is an aluminum guy to fix the bend.


    Slightly bent, you say??? Just slightly?

    I'd say part it out, but who the hell wants a bunch of low grade or no name components?

    If your friend paid $3K for that... I can only hope that he bought it a long time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ricthedick
    What's wrong with that one other than a broken linkage that can or can not be bought?
    Decent parts on it though. I'd offer max $300 just for the wheels, brakes, seat post and handlebar.

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    Really dude? All you want is $200

    email this posting to a friend dallas craigslist > north DFW > for sale / wanted > bicycles
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    looks to be most of it there, has been rewelded at the downtube at some point but should clean up fine with no problem for a full resto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FLMike

    You're lucky you're whte or else I'll kick your ******** ass. Go F*** yourself. LOL


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    He wewwy got his fewwings huwt
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Too....much....details. I had a bike stole once. It had two wheels and was black with a seat.
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    Came across this today in ventura

    http://ventura.craigslist.org/bik/1785625817.html

    He is quoting current retail, I can't even guess how old this bike is, or am I missing something.

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    here is a great one 600 bucks

    http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/1780866103.html

    "I am a mountain man. You are probably not a mountain man, but, you wish you were. This bike is your ticket to two things: 1- Mountains and 2- Being a man.

    I ride this bike everyday. Not for fun or sport like the spandex boys, but to hunt and kill food. I know for a fact that this bike will jump over canyons, climb trees, kill bears, and forge rivers. The bike has ridden every part of the Wasatch from top to bottom. This bike wonít break. Itís half carbon fiber and half bad-ass. Some guy told me this bike is a piece of history. I thought it was new this year, but I also thought it was still 1998. Apparently it is 2010 and time flies when you live in a cave.

    The bike says K2 pro-flex 4000 on the side of it. I donít know what that means. It probably means it can kill an elephant. The bike is red, so the blood wonít show on it. The tires are knobby so you can pedal straight up a cliff. It has shocks on the front and the back for when you jump off the cliff. The stuff on it all says ďShimano XTĒ. Iím pretty sure that is because it was cursed once by an indian medicine man named Shimano. The guy was a jack-ass. He tried to steal some of my stuff so I bit off his left ear.

    The bike has a chain that I use to kill rattle snakes sometimes. It also has a seat. I donít use it, but you probably will for the first few years until you build up the muscle. I also installed a shotgun holder on the bike that conveniently fits a water bottle.

    If you have questions about the bike, donít bother calling me. If you donít understand how tough the bike is, I probably wonít be able to help you.

    If you want to buy the bike, then I will take american cash. I need to send some money to a very important man who emailed me from nigeria so I need the cash quick.

    My name is Dirty Jack. This is my website http://www.garagetopia.com/ "

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    Quote Originally Posted by cibob113
    http://ventura.craigslist.org/bik/1785625817.html

    He is quoting current retail, I can't even guess how old this bike is, or am I missing something.
    Looks like late 90's, maybe 2000?
    I'm beginning to overcome my "momentum issues" but even that is happening slowly.

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    Learn How To Spell!

    My favorite peeve with Craigslist posters is the word "BREAKS"
    I mean about 90% of posters spell brakes...."BREAKS"
    Good God Man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locutus
    How about an eBay WTF?

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Cannondale-Jekyl...item2ead942e63



    First of all the Bars are on backwards.

    Its an 03 Jekyll. I bought that exact bike new in Oct 02. I payed $2699.00 new. Hes got $6500 invested, my ass. LOL I love how he describes components as XTR when the pic shows LX. Also how this frame is $2300. Please, they go for no more than $500, when you can find them.

    Oh, and is custom built. The only difference between the one i bought and this one are red grips and bar ends. Everything else is stock from the factory.
    Also i could build that bike with the same components new for about $1500

    LMAO
    crap, it says somebody paid 1500 for it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stiingya
    crap, it says somebody paid 1500 for it!!!
    ya i saw that...

    i say if u got that much money to spend on bike "caveat empatwat" or whatever...

    it was not the worst deal in the world...
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    That's too low a price for a techtanium bike. Must be a scam.

    http://sacramento.craigslist.org/bik/1791801025.html

    Raighle techtanium road bike - $40 ( N. highlands)

    Date: 2010-06-14, 1:09PM PDT
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    Raighle road bike. I wanted to make a fixxie out of it but I must sell it.
    it has only front brake and only one front sprocket ( I have other one)
    rides great. only 40.00 bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deckdr
    My favorite peeve with Craigslist posters is the word "BREAKS"
    I mean about 90% of posters spell brakes...."BREAKS"
    Good God Man!
    Rather large problem here as well.
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    Look it's got an air pump....

    ...and a storage pouch, and over $2500.00 in upgrades. Must be the special edition Altus derailleurs.

    http://cnj.craigslist.org/bik/1805967422.html

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    [QUOTE=heartland]Here is a great one from Louisville:

    See Attached Picture

    That screams pedophile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alwaystubed
    That screams pedophile.
    there's nothing there
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by djmacedonas
    ...and a storage pouch, and over $2500.00 in upgrades. Must be the special edition Altus derailleurs.

    http://cnj.craigslist.org/bik/1805967422.html
    that's just absurd. I wonder if anybody that post on Craigslist ever see's it on this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    there's nothing there
    Fixed

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    not fixed.....

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    This definitely deserves...

    .. to be archived forever...so I took the extra steps

    http://cnj.craigslist.org/bik/1805967422.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by djmacedonas
    ...and a storage pouch, and over $2500.00 in upgrades. Must be the special edition Altus derailleurs.

    http://cnj.craigslist.org/bik/1805967422.html
    Don't forget the bar ends.

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    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/bik/1809627995.html

    How do you post it as a picture. I dont want the link to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mullen119
    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/bik/1809627995.html

    How do you post it as a picture. I dont want the link to die.
    Dude! That was the bike to have when I was a freshmen! My dad worked with Bob's dad and we got all kinds of Haro garb. Never a bike, but number plates, gloves, etc. My pops was too cheap to poney up for the Haro bike, so Sears Free Spirit is was.

    Nice post.

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    I'll tell you with 99% certainty if that bike is actually in E Cleveland, it's stolen.
    Now go home and get your ******* shinebox.

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    [QUOTE=alwaystubed]
    Quote Originally Posted by heartland
    Here is a great one from Louisville:

    See Attached Picture

    That screams pedophile.
    Whether it's fixed, or HE'S fixed (don't mean bike), it screams half of Seattle!






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    How about this winner? No pun intended.

    http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...dIdZ199523238#

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    anyone want to buy this 1.0 Dick?
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    A little bike OT - but still fitting
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/942873935.html
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    snip
    For all we know, it could've been a guy who posted that seeing the other dude going at it in the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1
    For all we know, it could've been a guy who posted that seeing the other dude going at it in the car.
    possibly - but if you look carefully at the beginning you can see the ad is in the 'w4m' section, not that a dood couldn't post there though.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by dietz31684

    Hmmmm. I'd reckon I'm in love. Not sure how my current gf is going to react to that news, though.

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    Lol Crucial !!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biohazard74
    Lol Crucial !!!!!!

    Wow, no strings attached sex. Can't get any better. I wonder if she's hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1
    Wow, no strings attached sex. Can't get any better. I wonder if she's hot.
    you really gotta wonder?

    Even the most mediocre chick can ask a random dood if he wants to bone - and he'd say yes.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    what I really want to know, is did any Jamis ever sell for $6000? I can tell it's a nice bike an all that, but $6K new?
    Don't you pretty much have to have carbon at that price point?

    http://spokane.craigslist.org/bik/1837217280.html


    You are looking at an amazing full suspension Mt. Bike by Jamis - full 4" of travel in the rear and 3.5 - 5" on the fly adjustable in the front. Full XTR Dual Control with XT Cranks and Fox Shocks. This frame was from 05, but I bought it new in late 06 and built it over the winter. Has had few miles - under 500 and easy riding mostly flat single track. Has not had more than 50 miles put on it in the past two years. Comes with a water bottle cage and a Cat Eye Micro Wireless computer. Pedals not includedÖ
    Frame Kinesium aluminum main triangle, 7005-aluminum chainstays
    Fork Fox Talus RLC w/LO 90 -130mm
    Rear Shock Fox Float RL Pro Pedal w/spring adjust and LO 100mm-travel
    Rims/Wheels Bontrager Race Lite Tubless
    Hubs Bontrager
    Tires Hutchinson Spider Tubeless 2.1
    Crankset Shimano Deore XT Hollow Tech
    Chainwheel 44/32/22
    Front Derailleur Shimano Deore XTR
    Rear Derailleur Shimano Deore XTR Rapid Rise
    Rear Cogs SRAM Powerglide II, 9 speed: 11-34
    Shifters Shimano Deore XTR Dual Control Disc
    Handlebars Carbon w/climbing bars
    Grips Selfas easy grip
    Stem Thomson
    Brake Levers Shimano Deore XTR Dual Control Disc
    Brakes Shimano Deore XTR Hydraulic Disc
    Pedals N/A
    Saddle Selle Italia
    Seat Post Carbon

    This bike new would sell for over $6000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by formica
    what I really want to know, is did any Jamis ever sell for $6000?
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    haha, I'd like to see what a 6K Jamis looks like - did it have pics?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    haha, I'd like to see what a 6K Jamis looks like - did it have pics?
    Old XTR parts.
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    [QUOTE=alwaystubed]
    Quote Originally Posted by heartland
    Here is a great one from Louisville:

    See Attached Picture

    That screams pedophile.
    Wow, I don't care if he likes young boys... look at that bike. I LIKE THAT BIKE!! It is very sweet.

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    I could of saved myself a crap load of cash if id of listened to this advice

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    OT but wtf ?
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    [QUOTE=alwaystubed]
    Quote Originally Posted by heartland
    Here is a great one from Louisville:

    See Attached Picture

    That screams pedophile.
    More like hipster. And it doesn't scream, it scoffs and quietly drinks PBR in a corner.

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