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    The fact it still has the reflector and the schrader valve says it's probably not a good deal.

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    Wobbly ride

    I guess the guy who posted this one has lost all of his marbles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryguy135 View Post
    The fact it still has the reflector and the schrader valve says it's probably not a good deal.
    I can't say about anywhere else but I was given to understand around here, shops HAVE to sell bikes/wheels with reflector on. Schrader valve doesn't mean anything one way or the other. That tire new sells for $40.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gmmeyerIII View Post
    I guess the guy who posted this one has lost all of his marbles.

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    Didn't know Escher rode a bicycle.
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    Sweet Deal on a Royce Union!


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    Quote Originally Posted by gmmeyerIII View Post
    I guess the guy who posted this one has lost all of his marbles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by junior1210 View Post
    Didn't know Escher rode a bicycle.
    I'm getting more of a Salvador Dali Persistence Of Memory vibe.

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    Girls Bike For Sale - $10 (Green Bay)
    Girls bike (no seat) and chair. Call 920-***-**** if interested.
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    Mind = imploded

    GT PERFORMER



    UP FOR SALE OR TRADE 1986 PINK GT PERFORMER PRETTY CLOSE TO ALL ORIGINAL HAS WHITE TUFF IIS.NEEDS BRAKE WORK. $300..............

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    ^^ actually, that's around market price (if not less) that some BMX vintage collectors will pay

    -Dion would be the man around here to verify this (he's not a vintage collector IIRC - just an accomplished BMXer [freeystyler])

    see here for reference - gt performer | eBay
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    That's a vintage BMX bike? It looks like a vintage little girls bike..

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    That is the kind of awesome bike I LOVE to see a little 8 year old shredder use to kick the nutsacks off of the twenty-somethings at the BMX park

    FWIW, I DESPISE pink. I would never ride that bike as is, I would strip the paint. But for girls who rock that color, ****ing ROCK IT all over that bike park! <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by mk.ultra View Post
    That's a vintage BMX bike? It looks like a vintage little girls bike..
    because it's pink?

    actually, I would bet that would be worth more than a lot of colors (could be wrong)

    If ya don't mind me askin' - how old are you?
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    Thanks for the mention Dell!

    That is a GT performer, very ancient and very popular among the vintage BMX guys. That thing is is fair condition and would make a great conversation piece. The best freestyle BMX'ers of 1986 rode pink bikes. I rode an electric blue Dyno Pro Compe. Martin Aparijo rode for GT and had a pink bike for awhile. Who's Martin Aparijo? If you saw the movie Rad, you saw him ride as the girl in the famous school dance scene where they played "Send Me an Angel". The other rider was Eddie Fiola. They were both stuntmen in Quicksilver, too.

    For $300, I would definetely rock that Performer. They aren't close to the worth of Pro Performers and Pro Freestyle Tour bikes, though. I loved those freestyle bikes. The 80's freestyle scene was all about bright colors, showmanship, and being in team uniforms. All that changed in the 90's when riders didn't want to wear that stuff anymore, everybody tossed the hot pink and electric blue, and opted for chrome and black and skater clothes.

    The pink tells a story of freestyle past. For those of us who rode through that period into the transitional 90's, it brings back fond memories. We needed to go through pink bikes and team uniforms or else riding wouldn't be where it is today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    .. If you saw the movie Rad,....
    May fave is '..every move is like a lightning'


    - so bad - yet so good!

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    My brother had a GT performer circa late 80's.. Not pink though, I think chrome. I had a Mongoose Decade.. Aqua blue with pink letters and white tires. We both got them for Xmas in '87 or '88. Pegs and spindles were the rage then from what I remember but I was also 6 or 7. The movie 'Rad' made the scene very popular then. Thanks for bringing back those memories..
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    because it's pink?

    actually, I would bet that would be worth more than a lot of colors (could be wrong)

    If ya don't mind me askin' - how old are you?
    I mean I can see hot pink with black wheels MAYBE....

    I'm 22, how old are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mk.ultra View Post
    ...

    I'm 22, how old are you?
    Ok that explains a lot - you weren't even alive in the 80's

    I'm just 39 fwiw
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Oh, ****, hide! It's the 80's!

    Someone kill it, quick, before it comes back!!


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    That gt was totally legit when I was 13 years old
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Oh, ****, hide! It's the 80's!

    Someone kill it, quick, before it comes back!!

    Hell no. Me, 1989. Freshman year, Santa Cruz High!

    I would not be into bikes this much if it weren't for those days. I eat, sleep, love, BMX as much then as I do now! And yes, this was the electric blue Dyno Pro Compe, and I believe I had a neon pink Local Motion sticker on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Hell no. Me, 1989. Freshman year, Santa Cruz High!

    I would not be into bikes this much if it weren't for those days. I eat, sleep, love, BMX as much then as I do now! And yes, this was the electric blue Dyno Pro Compe, and I believe I had a neon pink Local Motion sticker on it.
    Yep! Back in the day I couldn't wait to get home from school to ride my bike everyday. Funny, I got a red square with no name next to it for posting the link above to a similar bike I had in the 80's saying it is the "gayest blue bike" anonymous has ever seen. I bet whoever it is wears skinny jeans and watched power rangers though.

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    The 80's are scary! So many bright colors, fashion and design epic failures, and a cheese level that somehow manages to make ME cringe!

    *shivers*

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    May fave is '..every move is like a lightning'


    - so bad - yet so good!

    <iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_lfwTEyVjzA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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    Hell the only bad thing I remember about the 80's was Bon Jovi. I was outa high school and in the Navy in '89
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    Dion, your awesomeness transcends the 80's!

    The 80's are like your friend who gets really drunk and begins to sing cock-rock karaoke at the top of his out of tune lungs while wearing neon spandex and a lampshade on his head. Sure, the dude may have pulled you out of a tough spot that one time, and he is fun to drunk dial... but really... most of the time you are in public with him, you are denying that you know him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Dion, your awesomeness transcends the 80's!

    The 80's are like your friend who gets really drunk and begins to sing cock-rock karaoke at the top of his out of tune lungs while wearing neon spandex and a lampshade on his head. Sure, the dude may have pulled you out of a tough spot that one time, and he is fun to drunk dial... but really... most of the time you are in public with him, you are denying that you know him
    the 80's is waaay more than that sista!

    It it THE most productive time in our history (or at least roots of production)
    Best pop music
    Intro of Techno
    Best Metal
    Video games
    Cordless phones/cellular phones
    Internet
    Sierra Nevada Brewing (intro to all micro brews)
    weed science
    snowboards
    Tony Hawk / powell/peralta et. al.
    the mass influx of Jap imports (toyota, datsun/nissan)
    Music Videos
    Home Computers
    Microwaves
    video
    sit-coms
    Phil Donahue
    ...
    ...
    ...
    MTN Bikes!
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I was a teen in the 80's. I hated it except for:
    hardcore
    speed metal
    sweet prices on old Camaros and Mustangs
    jean jackets with no shirt (lol)
    2008 GT Force
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    You know that one scene in Dumbo with all the technicolor dancing elephants? Don't know why, but it scared the piss out of me when I was really little. I have never been able to look at neon colors the same since

    The official colors of the 80's were florescent/ neon colors. So, whenever I think of the 80's I think of trauma-inducing technicolor dancing elephants.

    The 80's are scary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post

    The official colors of the 80's were florescent/ neon colors.
    Neon didn't take off until mid to late 80s. It may be the official color of the 80s to people born in the 90s going to "80s night" at a club or bar, but I don't think anyone who lived the 80s is going to agree with you.

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    I still got a little lust for a Hutch Pro-Star.
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    Coolest bike in the world.

    Coolest bike in the world. - $50 (Menominee, MI)Killer chopper.

    NOS bottle and beer holder are removable. Text or call 906 450-5035. Please leave message since I do not answer unknown #'s.
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    A little misguidance!

    1997 Specialized Hard Rock Mt bike
    The only thing wrong with this bike is the seat post is stuck!
    I don't think so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    Coolest bike in the world.

    Coolest bike in the world. - $50 (Menominee, MI)Killer chopper.

    NOS bottle and beer holder are removable. Text or call 906 450-5035. Please leave message since I do not answer unknown #'s.
    may actually be the coolest $50 bike in the world

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    This ridiculous pricing is commonplace in Milwaukee :/

    REDUCED! Trek 930 Singletrack Mountain Bike

    MSRP on the bike was actually $500 according to Bikepedia.

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    not familiar with fixies but... seriously?

    59cm fixie/fixed gear

    "i dont wanna sell it but i need the monies.

    59cm, unbranded frame, shimano bb, retrospec crank and wheelset, animal pedals(no straps.) handlebars and stem were in a used pile i bought, kind of beaten up. i have a mountain bike saddle on it for my own personal comfort.

    the bike has less than ten miles on it. the wheelset has less than a mile on it.

    asking 475."


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    is it me or is that seat looking sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    is it me or is that seat looking sad
    After looking at the steerer tube/stem combo on that, i'd be sad too.
    I don't crash, I just have slightly uncontrolled dismounts!

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    Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters
    Date: 2012-03-11, 12:47PM CDT

    I am selling my Vista Carrera 7 road bike. Perfect for the aspiring culture creator. I have recently become a Successful Entrepreneur and I no longer have the need for such trifling possessions. I drive a gigantic cargo van that literally pisses gas onto the road to mark its territory.

    Do you want to be noticed? Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Sleeve tattoo didn't do the trick? Dubstep bounce remix didn't go viral? Look no further than this bike. Don't even look past it in the pictures posted below. Import it into Photoshop and delete the background. I know you know how to do it, because you're a graphic designer.

    Orange body. Green accents. Pink handlebar wrap. Some silver. Black. Dirt. Are there even any more colors? There are awesome reflective stickers on the bike, too, which makes darting out in front of automobiles on dark evenings and asserting one's absolute and total right of way even more self-righteously awesome. Dear motorist: Did you not see the stickers. Do you think I have time to just put stickers on things. I'm trying to save the world from people like you.

    Just think of all the great places you could see and be seen on this bike:

    1. An Obama rally
    2. A Ron Paul rally
    3. Rally's
    4. Miscellaneous

    The possibilities are endless.

    This bike will get you laid. If you ride this bike around Audobon Park at 1 in the morning without pants on, dudes will literally knock you off of your bike to try to blow you.

    This bike is a freewheel fixed gear, because you're a ****ing monster and you have one speed, and that speed is +/- 15mph.

    A seat comes with the bike, but is not pictured. If you want, you can ride the bike without the seat to simulate the stick you have up your ass about which Pavement album is best, which political cause that matters to you most intermittently, or about whatever it is that you "do."

    SAFETY FEATURES

    This bike is Japanese and comes with four distinct safety features:

    Safety Feature #1: front brakes only. Because you're not about to conform to anyone's preconceived notions of how a bike should stop.

    Safety Feature #2: Quick release back wheel. I took this bike to Mike the Bike Guy on Magazine to get a tune up once, and he refused to work on it because of this Safety Feature. He said it was a "Frankenstein bike." I asked him if he didn't agree that Frankenstein was a literary masterpiece. I thought that after losing that argument he might be a gentleman and agree to tune up the bike for free, but he remained all pissy and still refused to work on it, even for money.

    The next time I went in to Mike the Bike Guy on Magazine was to get air. I was all, hey MTBG, can I get some air? He was all yes. It was clear that we both believed that air is a free resource that should not be commodified. Common ground. He pointed me toward his air machine. Everything seemed cool. When I realized that the nozzle didn't fit my bike's tires, I was all, hey MTBG, how does this nozzle go on? He looked at me, turned around, took two steps toward the back of the room, and let out a loud SIGH. I couldn't blame him. I work with people too, and sometimes they ask me questions because they don't know things and I am the paid expert on the exact things they don't know and I am standing right next to them, and I have to humiliate them in front of others before I answer them, too. It's all just part of the job.

    Safety Feature #3: Helmet. That's my helmet. You can ride in a painter's cap and pretend to be smart at the same time, but you're not fooling anyone.

    Safety Feature #4: Welding fix at seat joint. When this joint came loose, the bike was deemed horribly unsafe. When I welded it back together, it became safe again, therefore: safety feature. It's supersturdy now; I welded it to **** and back. I painted the welding joint green because I was feeling creative and I don't have to explain my art to anyone.

    Safety Feature #5: Apparently this bike has really nice rims. I am listing this under Safety Features because I feel that less-nice rims would probably make the bike marginally less safe.

    Safety Feature $6: Earthquake proof.

    $180 or best offer. Cash is fine. Your parents can PayPal me directly. Or see below:

    I'm totally into creative trades (this part is actually serious). Musical instruments (serious - esp synths and pedals); original art (serious); US Currency (for srsly); leisure suits (I'm 6'1'', 180, with long arms and broad shoulders. Let's stick with dark colors - I'm kind of pale and I don't like to look washed out); real estate/underwater mortgages (4realz dogg); antique firearms (I promise I won't trade you the bike and then shoot you with what was previously your firearm in order to steal my bike back and sell it again, although wouldn't that be ironic, or would it, I don't know, we use the word incorrectly so often that I'm not sure it matters); casual sex. Show me what you got.

    best of craigslist: Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    is it me or is that seat looking sad
    ok ok...i actually HAD that exact saddle once. its a nose-less saddle. before you laugh at me, lets just say i had "problems".
    you wouldnt laugh at somebody with crotch problems, would you?!!
    fap

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    Not CL but scope this dope ride

    Men's Fitness Mountain Bike


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    Quote Originally Posted by kubikeman View Post
    hipster-ass hipster bike for hipsters
    date: 2012-03-11, 12:47pm cdt

    i am selling my vista carrera 7 road bike. Perfect for the aspiring culture creator. I have recently become a successful entrepreneur and i no longer have the need for such trifling possessions. I drive a gigantic cargo van that literally pisses gas onto the road to mark its territory.

    Do you want to be noticed? Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Sleeve tattoo didn't do the trick? Dubstep bounce remix didn't go viral? Look no further than this bike. Don't even look past it in the pictures posted below. Import it into photoshop and delete the background. I know you know how to do it, because you're a graphic designer.

    Orange body. Green accents. Pink handlebar wrap. Some silver. Black. Dirt. Are there even any more colors? There are awesome reflective stickers on the bike, too, which makes darting out in front of automobiles on dark evenings and asserting one's absolute and total right of way even more self-righteously awesome. Dear motorist: Did you not see the stickers. Do you think i have time to just put stickers on things. I'm trying to save the world from people like you.

    Just think of all the great places you could see and be seen on this bike:

    1. An obama rally
    2. A ron paul rally
    3. Rally's
    4. Miscellaneous

    the possibilities are endless.

    This bike will get you laid. If you ride this bike around audobon park at 1 in the morning without pants on, dudes will literally knock you off of your bike to try to blow you.

    This bike is a freewheel fixed gear, because you're a ****ing monster and you have one speed, and that speed is +/- 15mph.

    A seat comes with the bike, but is not pictured. If you want, you can ride the bike without the seat to simulate the stick you have up your ass about which pavement album is best, which political cause that matters to you most intermittently, or about whatever it is that you "do."

    safety features

    this bike is japanese and comes with four distinct safety features:

    Safety feature #1: Front brakes only. Because you're not about to conform to anyone's preconceived notions of how a bike should stop.

    Safety feature #2: Quick release back wheel. I took this bike to mike the bike guy on magazine to get a tune up once, and he refused to work on it because of this safety feature. He said it was a "frankenstein bike." i asked him if he didn't agree that frankenstein was a literary masterpiece. I thought that after losing that argument he might be a gentleman and agree to tune up the bike for free, but he remained all pissy and still refused to work on it, even for money.

    The next time i went in to mike the bike guy on magazine was to get air. I was all, hey mtbg, can i get some air? He was all yes. It was clear that we both believed that air is a free resource that should not be commodified. Common ground. He pointed me toward his air machine. Everything seemed cool. When i realized that the nozzle didn't fit my bike's tires, i was all, hey mtbg, how does this nozzle go on? He looked at me, turned around, took two steps toward the back of the room, and let out a loud sigh. I couldn't blame him. I work with people too, and sometimes they ask me questions because they don't know things and i am the paid expert on the exact things they don't know and i am standing right next to them, and i have to humiliate them in front of others before i answer them, too. It's all just part of the job.

    Safety feature #3: Helmet. That's my helmet. You can ride in a painter's cap and pretend to be smart at the same time, but you're not fooling anyone.

    Safety feature #4: Welding fix at seat joint. When this joint came loose, the bike was deemed horribly unsafe. When i welded it back together, it became safe again, therefore: Safety feature. It's supersturdy now; i welded it to **** and back. I painted the welding joint green because i was feeling creative and i don't have to explain my art to anyone.

    Safety feature #5: Apparently this bike has really nice rims. I am listing this under safety features because i feel that less-nice rims would probably make the bike marginally less safe.

    Safety feature $6: Earthquake proof.

    $180 or best offer. Cash is fine. Your parents can paypal me directly. Or see below:

    I'm totally into creative trades (this part is actually serious). Musical instruments (serious - esp synths and pedals); original art (serious); us currency (for srsly); leisure suits (i'm 6'1'', 180, with long arms and broad shoulders. Let's stick with dark colors - i'm kind of pale and i don't like to look washed out); real estate/underwater mortgages (4realz dogg); antique firearms (i promise i won't trade you the bike and then shoot you with what was previously your firearm in order to steal my bike back and sell it again, although wouldn't that be ironic, or would it, i don't know, we use the word incorrectly so often that i'm not sure it matters); casual sex. Show me what you got.



    that is hilarious!

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    Different kind of bike, but great ad.
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    you never go full retard!!!

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    Ha! That's awesome. I just tried searching for the post, but its been flagged for removal.
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    Different kind of bike, but great ad.
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    Check out this custom pro mountain bike

    Found this just now and had to show everyone. Lmao
    I had to post the link, my iPad won't copy the post.

    Custom pro mountain bike
    "Ideal bikes are not bought, they evolve beneath you"

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    lol!!! 3800, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jearl View Post
    Found this just now and had to show everyone. Lmao
    I had to post the link, my iPad won't copy the post.

    Custom pro mountain bike

    Gotta be stolen, who would ever boast about racing that and his paid for price has an extra zero

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    It's a custom alumanium frame...you know how expensive alumanium is!

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    I think the seller MEANT to say, "I am sure the owner of it paid like $3800 cause it says 'custom' on it, which is why I picked this one to steal. Besides, I lifted it from an area where serious mountain bikers hang out. Those guys spend a lot of money on expensive custom bikes, so it is an easy payday!"

    ******* probably took it from someone who was brand new to the sport, but poor. And, now that the only bike they could afford is gone, so will they be from biking.

    Sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    I think the seller MEANT to say, "I am sure the owner of it paid like $3800 cause it says 'custom' on it, which is why I picked this one to steal. Besides, I lifted it from an area where serious mountain bikers hang out. Those guys spend a lot of money on expensive custom bikes, so it is an easy payday!"

    ******* probably took it from someone who was brand new to the sport, but poor. And, now that the only bike they could afford is gone, so will they be from biking.

    Sad.
    I didn't even consider that it was stollen. I figured that they were trying to hype it up to sell it fast.
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    That weird plywood room it's in looks shady too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jearl View Post
    Found this just now and had to show everyone. Lmao
    I had to post the link, my iPad won't copy the post.

    Custom pro mountain bike

    LOL... the seller must have been on some good crack.

    Quote Originally Posted by natzx7 View Post
    That weird plywood room it's in looks shady too.
    ...did you notice the window A/C unit in the plywood room? The bike has been stored in an environmentally controlled "bicycle garage" to make sure it remains in tip top racing shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jearl View Post
    I had to post the link, my iPad won't copy the post.
    here ya go man
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    here ya go man
    Thanks highdelll
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    Is it just me, or is that pedal looking straight at the camera?

    WTF is a "railing"? And, no, that bike isn't "new in condition"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    Is it just me, or is that pedal looking straight at the camera?

    WTF is a "railing"? And, no, that bike isn't "new in condition"...

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    Even worse, the crank is falling through the bottom bracket and there's no chain that I can see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    Is it just me, or is that pedal looking straight at the camera? :
    Those are clipless!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    And, no, that bike isn't "new in condition"...
    You gonna talk him down from a fiver on condition?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genom View Post
    Even worse, the crank is falling through the bottom bracket and there's no chain that I can see.
    Ah! That explains why the pedal is so wonky. I didn't look through the frame to the chainring.

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    Ah! That explains why the pedal is so wonky. I didn't look through the frame to the chainring.
    LOL Flintstones power!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    Is it just me, or is that pedal looking straight at the camera?

    WTF is a "railing"? And, no, that bike isn't "new in condition"...
    I dunno, I think that seat is custom. Might be worth it. Those tires might work for around town too.

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    White custom womans frame

    White custom womans frame - $125 (NDG)

    Date : 2012-11-14, 7:44PM EST

    Hi i make custom bike frame with old ones to repair or recycle them and give them new style.

    If i remember correctly will accept 24" rims and tires.

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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    I'd post that in the frame building forum if I weren't scared they would come after me with a TIG welder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David C View Post
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    I love how they have the skills to weld that baby up, but not to remove an old rusty chain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by David C View Post
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    Yeah, someone needs to post this there as their work and then check out the comments. I'd be glad to be the guinea pig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jearl View Post
    Found this just now and had to show everyone. Lmao
    I had to post the link, my iPad won't copy the post.

    Custom pro mountain bike
    It's ALUMANIUM! Gotta be worth $3800!
    "Raced professionally for years"(Oh **** I can't say that, they'll think I raced this bike professionally for years)..."I got hurt"(yeah that's better than the delete button)..."Only rode this 4 times"( much better, looks like I used it but not much since I got hurt running this bad boy "custom" Trek with regular pedals).

    Alumanium!! The new carbon fiber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David C View Post
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    That one may take the grand WTF prize. And since no one else said it,
    Looks flexy.........
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    Where to start on this one??

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    "Da Hoppa"

    That might not be a bad deal for what looks like the original Rockhopper....lol.
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    Craigslist should have a separate category of bikes for sale, "Redneck Specials"

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    Plastic bike!!??!!

    Not quite WTF but cool nonetheless....

    **RARE** ITERA PLASTIC BIKE



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    Not much of a WTF.... But that text....
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    Great thread thanks for passing my time better in the plane

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    Only "Pros" need apply


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    (for Pros, prostitutes?) oh dear all the bending over!

    Quote Originally Posted by MadMacMan View Post

    Bicycle (for pros) - $200 (line avenue)

    Date: 2012-11-12, 6:47PM CST
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    Jamis Citizen 1 bike. Bought last summer 2011.

    only used once. can't bend over and bike because of back injury .

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    you want to sell your old skanky tires for WHAT?!?!
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    2 wheeled bicycle you say eh? It's a scooter
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    damn, that front seat could get you pregnant
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeaBass_ View Post

    It's for feminists, clearly the front seat will get you pregnant & the person doing all the hard work is in the rear!!! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    Jim's vintage Schwinn Bicycle information

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    Read this one. What's wrong with this ad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    Read this one. What's wrong with this ad?

    Bicycle gear
    eewwww!

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    eewwww!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    Old Schwinns can be very $$$... Keyword there is old. I have a newer Schwinn beach cruiser as my beater bike and I have no problem letting it sit out in the salt air on my side yard completely exposed to the elements because newer Schwinns aren't worth anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    Read this one. What's wrong with this ad?

    Bicycle gear
    I wonder if you could get the used underwear for free if you purchased the shoes????
    Craigslist & MTBR --free ads for all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    Read this one. What's wrong with this ad?

    Bicycle gear
    Yuck, just...Yuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    Read this one. What's wrong with this ad?

    Bicycle gear
    "bike underwear"?

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    not bike related but funny:
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    ... and if we just ... This should be interesting...

    Those are free-service bike system by the city, which you paid minimal fee to use and of course a deposit. Pretty much self-service bike renting. Except they all take them of the streets from November to April/May...

    bixi
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    On my local Kijiji... Guy is selling what seems to be a 700c complete front end, including wheel, tube, tire, fork, rim brakes, headset and HEADTUBE ??

    For $50, no delivery. Ask Claude. Ideal to mod your bike's front end.
    Devant de vélo complet 28 pouces - Ouest de l'île vélos à vendre - Kijiji Ouest de l'île
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by David C View Post
    Those are free-service bike system by the city, which you paid minimal fee to use and of course a deposit. Pretty much self-service bike renting. Except they all take them of the streets from November to April/May...

    bixi
    Omg so it's clearly stolen from the city!! Email that to the city

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    Quote Originally Posted by David C View Post
    Those are free-service bike system by the city, which you paid minimal fee to use and of course a deposit. Pretty much self-service bike renting. Except they all take them of the streets from November to April/May...
    Ours are green and yellow, kinda hard to steal and resell without someone going

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