found this on another thread...
GAY BIKER
ok, so after buying my 951 and riding it only 5 times, I am selling it.
nothing wrong with it at all, but i like my Giant Reign X0 better.
I also plan on going pro and racing my Giant Reign XO in the upcoming Downhill World Cup...I have a feeling I will beat Sam Hill on that stupid Demo he rides.
so since I still have my Giant Reign and dont want another bike (plus I'm pretty rich and dont need the money), I am willing to cut someone a great deal.
I will trade you my 951 fully built up as seen in the picture, for a date with your freind, brother, dad, whatever.
I am a 27 year old homosexual male ......so in other words I'm gay.
It's funny too cause when I first bought my bike and was talking to the sales rep at BW, he said the Gant Reign is the best bike for 'us' people since it was specifically designed with the sensitive needs in mind that homosexuals face when riding bikes. Only gay riders will rant and rave about their Giant Reign bike..everyone else doesnt really care much.
so anyway, back to the add.
the bike is all yours, if you get me date. I am kinda of shy and could use all the help in getting a date. Hell, i'll even go on a dinner date with YOU if you want the bike....
but here's the only condition to the trade.......... my 'date' has to wear a dress when we go out....(i'm into that kinda thing).
my 951 is built up as following;
2009 Boxxer World Cup forks
Mavic Deemax wheels
Fox DHX RC4 rear shock
Thomson seatpost
Sunline directmount stem
Sunline V1 bars
Avid Code brakes
SRAM X0 shifter and rear derailleur
Chromag seat
WILL NOT SELL, ONLY TRADE FOR A DATE.