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    Quote Originally Posted by aBicycle View Post
    Part of the taint is the dick. And the dick is the part of the taint that causes the taint to be so large as to be smashed. Therefore, my terminology is still correct.
    Using this logic one could say that the anus is also part of the taint so you could in theory stick your dickn in your anus and all would be right in your world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aBicycle View Post
    Good idea, but not an option at this point unfortunately.
    Sorry, you are going to have to put a little skin in the game if this going to work out for you. Why not plan a day trip to the area you need to go. Schedule an appointment so you don't cause much distraction when you roll into the shop. Then ride a couple of hours where you end up and then head back. You'll get a good saddle fit and a ride in on a new trail or road. What's not to like about that?

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    Places with good return policies that sell saddles?

    Quote Originally Posted by floydlippencott View Post
    Using this logic one could say that the anus is also part of the taint so you could in theory stick your dickn in your anus and all would be right in your world.
    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilikebmx999 View Post
    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol
    I found a new sig.

    And this thread sucks what everyone is ignoring. Balls.
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    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I guess you would have to sit on your balls too which I am told could hurt.
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    Not if he's sans balls. See where I'm gettin' at?
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    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol
    Hey, are you tryin' to bust my balls? We referenced balls yesterday!
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    this thread just keeps delivering
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilikebmx999 View Post
    I just want to know if you've figured out the difference between your dick and your taint.
    This. Best response to anything, in any thread, ever.

    (as others have alluded to, the right angle is key. i'm digging selle italia slr saddles on all my rides at the moment. a good pair of shorts coupled with a comfy seat angle works wonders. and moving around. if you're riding 50 mile-ish rides, i hope you're moving your ass around on the seat, getting up off it once in a while, etc.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by aBicycle View Post
    And an exchange works just fine as long as they have a saddle that does work.

    But...

    1) It hurts the company just the same as the return

    2) They'd better return me the price difference if I exchange for a cheaper saddle!
    I'm sure that for some, this is true ... But ... Based on the LBS recommendation, I didn't need to return the saddle ... It fit properly, and both LBS and manufacturer made a profit.

    All I needed to do was install, and adjust it to suit my fore/aft position, and required tilt.

    YMMV

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilikebmx999 View Post
    I just want to know if you've figured out the difference between your dick and your taint.
    I'm beginning to realize where ... Taint nuth'n but a thing comes from LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeppy View Post
    I found a new sig.

    And this thread sucks what everyone is ignoring. Balls.
    Signature worth, for sure ... All of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    When I go in to buy a "new" saddle I sure as hell don't want one that some strangers rank sweaty ass has been on for 40 miles. That is if the bike shop puts it back on the shelf. But if the shop has any morals they send it back to the distributor. Either way someone gets the ass end of the deal.
    even if the sweaty ass belongs to Emily Batty?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aBicycle View Post
    Part of the taint is the dick. And the dick is the part of the taint that causes the taint to be so large as to be smashed. Therefore, my terminology is still correct.
    there is some resistance in the scientific community with regards to including the wiener in the taint. care to explain why you are so sure that the sausage is part of the taint? this is very controversial topic, but nonetheless, very important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jochribs View Post

    I'm now riding a Romin. Very comfy. Like it isn't there. I bought it at shop. Had my ass measured. Think I'll buy more.
    i'd buy more too, if they measured my ass every time i buy... i must say - i admire your rationale...
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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker. View Post
    sitting on your d!ck is a matter of stupidity,
    or personal pleasure... don't underestimate him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Aren't you just supposed to move it aside? I've seen guys do it all the time rather than just sit on them.

    edit: looks like everybody else said the same as well. It's moveable!
    it is not always moveable. that could be the problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    there is some resistance in the scientific community with regards to including the wiener in the taint. care to explain why you are so sure that the sausage is part of the taint? this is very controversial topic, but nonetheless, very important.



    Oh, how I wish I could be a fly on the wall in the room in which a bunch of PhDs or MDs discussing taints. I think I would die of asphyxiation from laughing so hard I wouldn't be able to breathe.
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    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol

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    Taint nobody got time for that

    Just for the record I laughed tears last night while enjoying this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    i'd buy more too, if they measured my ass every time i buy... i must say - i admire your rationale...

    LMAO!!! I'll bring that up next time I go in for one! Actually, I'll buy two next time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    there is some resistance in the scientific community with regards to including the wiener in the taint. care to explain why you are so sure that the sausage is part of the taint? this is very controversial topic, but nonetheless, very important.

    Um, because the inner shaft of it is not segmented...






    like a sausage would be LOL.


    In other words, how can there be multiple names for the same part? The if the part is a wanger here it's a wanger there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aBicycle View Post
    Um, because the inner shaft of it is not segmented.
    eeewwww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    eeewwww.
    That's because you're picturing the wrong thing. Try picturing ground up animals inside intestines. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    there is some resistance in the scientific community with regards to including the wiener in the taint. care to explain why you are so sure that the sausage is part of the taint? this is very controversial topic, but nonetheless, very important.
    My guess is, that people with small sausages try to include the taint in order to make the whole package seem bigger then it really is. In my opinion, the taint, sausage, ball sack and anus are all separate body parts. All easily recognizable from the others. Chances are if it has a different name, it's a different thing. Although, some people, as a hole are big sausages, if you know what I mean.
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    Specialized

    Specialized takes them back no questions asked. Every one is different, but the Henge is fantastic! And I do 12 hour rides.

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    You have to measure your dick from the top. It gets all too complicated if your ruler is touching the dangly bits. IE you are not sitting on your dick and you should just live with your seat choice.

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