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    Has anyone seen a Sasquatch while night riding?

    Just curious. Ok, I like the show Finding Bigfoot. I personally have not seen one...but I have tried some calls like on the show and even beat on some trees with a log (knocks) when I have been out riding at night...no responses...maybe they are scared of the noise the bike makes while plowing through the woods.
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    Nope, no Squatches, just bears. One of those tv shows was here looking for one though, just south of here. But this where "Fire in the Sky" happened too so take it with a grain of salt.

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    Dude, I totally believe that guy.
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    A lot of people do. Some that know him not so much.

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    Some idiot in Montana tried to create a fake sighting.......

    Man run over by two cars and killed while standing on a highway dressed as BIGFOOT | Mail Online



    Really people? Really?

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    Not a bad hardtail that I have seen. Cant remember if I have seen one on a night ride though....

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    No, but if you ever do please make sure it is not my wife out there looking for me.
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    Saw a fresh deer leg on the trail once, Fresh, with the blood trail. Maybe Sasquach, most likely the coyotes howling near by. True story.
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    Are you sure it isn't really a Wookie?

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    Yes there is a Sasquatch, he rides a SS, and has been seen lurking on mtbr, seriously
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    I've never seen Sasquatch - I live in CT. But I've definitely seen the Boogie Man on several dark and foggy occasions.
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    I hear he likes Gu Chomps and Honey Stinger Waffles (strawberry).
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    If I've seen it once, I've seen it a couple times...
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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    Yes there is a Sasquatch, he rides a SS, and has been seen lurking on mtbr, seriously
    And he drives a blue Chevy truck of which he has a lot of pics. True.

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    i saw a sasquatch once...







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    Quote Originally Posted by BC Bomber View Post
    i saw a sasquatch once...






    HAHAH!!
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    No, but there is one that posts regularly in these forums. He rides a big brown bike with green rims. Beware though, he's a little light in the loafers!

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    Can't seem to see Bigfoot since he slimmed down.



    Hey, I thought I derailed a thread in the Passion forum this week with some talk about Finding Bigfoot. Now inthe recycle bin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott O View Post
    I'm calling BS on this. An obvious hoax. These weight loss schemes are totally bogus.
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    Great OP you mind explaining this to my GF who just glanced over my shoulder. "I thought you were on a bike forum" "so you believe in Bigfoot" me "wait,wait you don't understand" As she's walking away I hear her mumbling something about reevaluating this relationship.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    My wife has been putting up with this crap for years. Dirt Rag's last issue had a killer piece of art at the beginning showing a dude on a mountain bike zooming along a trail with a UFO and Bigfoot. That is why I continue my subscription!
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    No, but I damn near T-boned a deer the other night while I was railing a banked switchback.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlienRFX View Post
    No, but I damn near T-boned a deer the other night while I was railing a banked switchback.
    You didn't happen to look in the direction the deer came from did you. I bet a Sasquatch was chasing it.
    That's one of the main reasons we don't have more sightings of them. People are oblivious to what is chasing the deer. eekster
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    YES I HAVE seen two big foots mating right in the middle of a trail a few years ago, i basically motioned with my hips that i wanted to join in, but upon seeing that i think they got scared and dashed back in to the bush, yes i chased them and when they stopped and looked behind i girated my hips in their direction but to no avail, i missed my chance.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    YES I HAVE seen two big foots mating right in the middle of a trail a few years ago, i basically motioned with my hips that i wanted to join in, but upon seeing that i think they got scared and dashed back in to the bush, yes i chased them and when they stopped and looked behind i girated my hips in their direction but to no avail, i missed my chance.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Sasquatches Down Under? Are you sure about that?
    we call it a Bunyip, but basically the same

    normally more than willing to mate with humans, not sure what the problem was with Tone
    maybe the fur handcuffs, nipple clamps..................and butt plug
    always mad and usually drunk......

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    ^ Dude, turned away by a Sasquatch! Where does one go from there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmg71 View Post
    we call it a Bunyip, but basically the same

    normally more than willing to mate with humans, not sure what the problem was with Tone
    maybe the fur handcuffs, nipple clamps..................and butt plug
    HAHAHA well i was wavin the buttplug in the air trying to show them i was there to party, but even the allure of a 12 inch buttplug couldnt win them over, bloody hard to please those big foots.....
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    During my night rides i always have a feeling sasquatch running behind me. Im so scared to look around, but im 100% that it follows me on every ride and makes me go 2 times faster :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    Yes there is a Sasquatch, he rides a SS, and has been seen lurking on mtbr, seriously


    Set a couch out in the woods and start vaccuming it and I bet he'll show up. It's a known fact he's attracted to that sh!t

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    I was once mistaken for a sasquatch. Damn back hair . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by B-Mac View Post
    I was once mistaken for a sasquatch. Damn back hair . . . .
    I was to once. Apparently he is hung like a race horse. Tone could probably confirm that.

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    Wow...didn't realize this thread would end up at butt plugs....a little weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TiGeo View Post
    Wow...didn't realize this thread would end up at butt plugs....a little weird.
    Hey, it's not just any ole butt plug. We're talking Sasquatch butt plugs. You know how much those things cost? Especially the glass ones. And it's not like you can reuse those things.

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    I've seen a few....




    (might have been Chewbacca)




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    Haven't meet him personally but I have conversed with him here on MTBR. Also enjoy his commercials, really funny!

    Is it true what they say? That Sasquatch rides a SS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Haven't meet him personally but I have conversed with him here on MTBR. Also enjoy his commercials, really funny!

    Is it true what they say? That Sasquatch rides a SS?
    He broke the frame.

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    Y'all b!tches.

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    ^ OMG!! There's one now!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    Y'all b!tches.
    Yeah, but at least I'm not the one playing with butt plugs!

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    From what I gather, he uses the old house cat as butt plug trick. I personally find it a bit scratchy and ill fitting. YMMV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gasp4Air View Post
    I'm calling BS on this. An obvious hoax. These weight loss schemes are totally bogus.
    No way man! You can lose 250 pounds and look great! It worked for Bigfoot and me!!
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    I think some of these are fake.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Just about everything here is fake DJ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    From what I gather, he uses the old house cat as butt plug trick. I personally find it a bit scratchy and ill fitting. YMMV.
    I hear gerbils work better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    I hear gerbils work better.
    They are. Their seems lack the claws to do proper damage to your colon and their fuzzy little bodies are a nice tickle in there. I wouldn't know anything about it though, best to ask your man Tone's as he's the foremost authority on these matters.
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    The last reported Sasquatch sighting on Vancouver Island (there are a lot of them) was about 200 feet away from my house. It made the national news.

    This is exactly where it was seen. This is also the route my boys take to get to the store.

    Has anyone seen a Sasquatch while night riding?-p30-11-11_20-08.jpg

    This is my son. He's 6'7" tall. He says he's never seen a sasquatch out there although lots of other people say they have seen one.

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    ^ Yep, the one holding the bu..., umm, I mean the one I saw looked just like that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    Just about everything here is fake DJ...
    I know I was being a wise ass. I personally don't believe in Bigfoot sorry to disapoint.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    ^ Dude, Iv'e seen the used butt plugs. They are here, watching your every move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Empty_Beer View Post
    I've seen a few....




    (might have been Chewbacca)

    Those 'squatch are getting smarter now. Wearing human shoes/boots to avoid leaving the telltale 'squatch foot prints

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    That deserves all of the reps.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daves4mtb View Post
    Yes but only if you are in the correct gere
    That was a good one!!

    Would that be reverse gere? Lol

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    Sasquatch is kinda ugly, covered with hair, and smells bad. That description fits a lot of mountain bikers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave54 View Post
    Sasquatch is kinda ugly, covered with hair, and smells bad. That description fits a lot of mountain bikers.
    And yo mama!

    Disclaimer: The above is for entertainment purposes only and do not necessarily reflect the views of the author and/or MTBR.com. But then again, you never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    They are. Their seems lack the claws to do proper damage to your colon and their fuzzy little bodies are a nice tickle in there. I wouldn't know anything about it though, best to ask your man Tone's as he's the foremost authority on these matters.
    Through years of trail and error Monz, ive come to the conclusion that an adult WOMBAT is the best thing to use, we have lots here, please PM me if your interested and i will send you one with years of training....
    If you dont know what a wombat is or have never seen one google it and get back to me, we like to support the local animals here.
    And yes they do have a pouch...
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Through years of trail and error Monz, ive come to the conclusion that an adult WOMBAT is the best thing to use, we have lots here, please PM me if your interested and i will send you one with years of training....
    If you dont know what a wombat is or have never seen one google it and get back to me, we like to support the local animals here.
    And yes they do have a pouch...
    Wait a God damned minute here!!! You're willing to send the Monz a ****ing Wombat but you won't send me a King Brown? WTF?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Wait a God damned minute here!!! You're willing to send the Monz a ****ing Wombat but you won't send me a King Brown? WTF?!
    In all seriousness hawg, you dont wanna go puttin a king brown anywhere near your butt mate, its only going to end in tragedy...
    But then again i suppose you could tape its mouth shut with electrical tape....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    In all seriousness hawg, you dont wanna go puttin a king brown anywhere near your butt mate, its only going to end in tragedy...
    But then again i suppose you could tape its mouth shut with electrical tape....
    Send him a Tasmanan Devil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Send him a Tasmanan Devil.
    Hawgs eat Tasmanian Devilishes for lunch.

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    sasquatch or gorilla???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Through years of trail and error Monz, ive come to the conclusion that an adult WOMBAT is the best thing to use, we have lots here, please PM me if your interested and i will send you one with years of training....
    If you dont know what a wombat is or have never seen one google it and get back to me, we like to support the local animals here.
    And yes they do have a pouch...
    PM sent.

    'Hawg, why are you tryin to put snakes in your bum? That's just weird.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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