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    Frame, Fork or Face?

    Upon seeing a fellow biker on the road or trail which do you look at first? Honestly...

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    Depends if they have breasts or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkidd_39 View Post
    Depends if they have breasts or not.


    Bike first, then the face. My friends all ride different bikes so I can tell from farther away which is which. None of them have boobs, though.
    "Faster, Faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Male rider, in this order:
    Frame
    Forks
    Rider attire - never pay attention to what the person looks like

    Female rider:
    Body
    Face
    Body
    Face
    Ass
    Boobs
    Face
    Ass

    Yes, I judge everyone I see

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    ^ Most honest post of the year!

    For female riders in this order:
    Jersey (front)
    Saddle (rear)
    Cranks
    Eyewear (even if none)

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    Quote Originally Posted by h2ored View Post
    Male rider, in this order:
    Frame
    Forks
    Rider attire - never pay attention to what the person looks like

    Female rider:
    Body
    Face
    Body
    Face
    Ass
    Boobs
    Face
    Ass

    Yes, I judge everyone I see
    All this and you don't even check out her eyes.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkidd_39 View Post
    Depends if they have breasts or not.
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkidd_39 View Post
    Depends if they have breasts or not.
    ^^^Definitely this.

    .... also depending on the direction they are going. I'd even slow down or keep up to follow a nice ass in Lycra.

    Dang...sometimes I even creep myself out.

    -S

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    I am going to answer this based on male riders, because otherwise may get me in trouble.

    1. 29 vs 26
    2. Fork
    3. Wheels

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