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    Frame, Fork or Face?

    Upon seeing a fellow biker on the road or trail which do you look at first? Honestly...

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    Depends if they have breasts or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkidd_39 View Post
    Depends if they have breasts or not.


    Bike first, then the face. My friends all ride different bikes so I can tell from farther away which is which. None of them have boobs, though.
    "Faster, Faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - Hunter S. Thompson

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    I got nothing! ^^
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    Male rider, in this order:
    Frame
    Forks
    Rider attire - never pay attention to what the person looks like

    Female rider:
    Body
    Face
    Body
    Face
    Ass
    Boobs
    Face
    Ass

    Yes, I judge everyone I see

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    ^ Most honest post of the year!

    For female riders in this order:
    Jersey (front)
    Saddle (rear)
    Cranks
    Eyewear (even if none)

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    Quote Originally Posted by h2ored View Post
    Male rider, in this order:
    Frame
    Forks
    Rider attire - never pay attention to what the person looks like

    Female rider:
    Body
    Face
    Body
    Face
    Ass
    Boobs
    Face
    Ass

    Yes, I judge everyone I see
    All this and you don't even check out her eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jkidd_39 View Post
    Depends if they have breasts or not.
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkidd_39 View Post
    Depends if they have breasts or not.
    ^^^Definitely this.

    .... also depending on the direction they are going. I'd even slow down or keep up to follow a nice ass in Lycra.

    Dang...sometimes I even creep myself out.

    -S

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    I am going to answer this based on male riders, because otherwise may get me in trouble.

    1. 29 vs 26
    2. Fork
    3. Wheels

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