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    Does surprise buttsecks really need lube? Doesn't that ruin the surprise?

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    My wife rode the Aids Ride from SF to So Cal for many years. She tells that everyday someone would ask for/offer/need lube. It still makes her chuckle.

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    +1 for astroglide

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    You don't need lube if you know how to make it wet.

    A little bit of "playtime" goes a long way.


    Plus you save money. =)
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    You don't need lube if you know how to make it wet.

    A little bit of "playtime" goes a long way.


    Plus you save money. =)
    Well yeah, if you're hung like a gnome. But, if you're hung like a horse, you better get some good lube!

    Hey, did you know they put serial #'s on rubbers now?
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    I've known that since the 7th grade.

    The sex ed teacher showed us on a banana. Then he made us decipher the S/N. The first 6 numbers are the date, the next 2 numbers is the factory location ID, the last 4 numbers is the manufacturers' reference code.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    You don't need lube if you know how to make it wet.

    A little bit of "playtime" goes a long way.


    Plus you save money. =)
    Maz, you're gonna bankrupt my global lube company with Tone's if you post statements like that.

    Buy our lube every one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Lube for what? for your bike, or for surprise butt sex?

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    Rock n Roll Extreme lube

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    I've heard that Astroglide was formulated specifically for the Surly Moonlander

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    I've heard that Astroglide was formulated specifically for the Surly Moonlander
    Well played.

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    pro gold or die... its awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vlad_OfTranssylvania View Post
    pro gold or die... its awesome
    The irony of a person with your username, posting a serious reply on a thread about lube, is completely awesome

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    A.T.B (Absolutely The Best) lube!

    Perfect for wet or dry. And a must for central Oregon riding.

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