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    Does surprise buttsecks really need lube? Doesn't that ruin the surprise?

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    My wife rode the Aids Ride from SF to So Cal for many years. She tells that everyday someone would ask for/offer/need lube. It still makes her chuckle.

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    +1 for astroglide

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    You don't need lube if you know how to make it wet.

    A little bit of "playtime" goes a long way.


    Plus you save money. =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    You don't need lube if you know how to make it wet.

    A little bit of "playtime" goes a long way.


    Plus you save money. =)
    Well yeah, if you're hung like a gnome. But, if you're hung like a horse, you better get some good lube!

    Hey, did you know they put serial #'s on rubbers now?

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    I've known that since the 7th grade.

    The sex ed teacher showed us on a banana. Then he made us decipher the S/N. The first 6 numbers are the date, the next 2 numbers is the factory location ID, the last 4 numbers is the manufacturers' reference code.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    You don't need lube if you know how to make it wet.

    A little bit of "playtime" goes a long way.


    Plus you save money. =)
    Maz, you're gonna bankrupt my global lube company with Tone's if you post statements like that.

    Buy our lube every one...
    DJ may know servers, but he obviously doesn't know shit about car batteries in the southwest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Lube for what? for your bike, or for surprise butt sex?

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    Rock n Roll Extreme lube

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    I've heard that Astroglide was formulated specifically for the Surly Moonlander

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    I've heard that Astroglide was formulated specifically for the Surly Moonlander
    Well played.

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    pro gold or die... its awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vlad_OfTranssylvania View Post
    pro gold or die... its awesome
    The irony of a person with your username, posting a serious reply on a thread about lube, is completely awesome

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    A.T.B (Absolutely The Best) lube!

    Perfect for wet or dry. And a must for central Oregon riding.

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