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    Do you carry a Medieval Mace while riding?

    You know, for bears and stuff...



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    nope I carry a
    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer
    You know, for bears and stuff...


    Sure do. I throw it in my riding partner's spokes as I make my getaway.
    15mm is a second-best solution to a problem that was already solved.

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    No only because they say never bring a mace to a gunfight.

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    I ride naked through the woods and swing my bike at oncoming danger.
    I give positive rep all around but then I get negative rep from all the clowns.

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    Nice day for a ride.....
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    Still looking for one made from Titanium with a fancy anodized finish to match my bike

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    No, I rip my local single track on one of these.



    It's my AM rig that I huck 32 foot drops to flat with..

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    My mighty hammer.......what else would you expect Thor to ride with.
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    This is really all you need. Four stabs in one - that's a bargain.


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    what about a Chakram?
    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say Fuck it.

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    Nope, those are illegal in Texas.
    Nobody cares...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by chas_martel
    Nope, those are illegal in Texas.
    What about a Glaive?
    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    What about a Glaive?
    What pains me is, although the videogame was pretty kickass, the movie was incredibly retarded despite the fact that both Liam Neeson and Robbie Coltrane were in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer
    You know, for bears and stuff...


    They actually feel pretty good if you use enough lube.
    Just because you read a book it don't make you conscious. - MC Lush

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogbrain
    They actually feel pretty good if you use enough lube.

    That's TMI

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    I use a 3/4 length halberd for the close quarter bear attacks but for those bears out of arms length that's what the BOB trailer mounted trebuchet is for.
    Not that all teenagers are evil mind, just most of them.

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    still waiting for the pic of the Santa Cruz with the gun attached to it
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    Riding a mtb is like a reset button, 10 mins in and there is nothing else in the world that matters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by insanitylevel9
    still waiting for the pic of the Santa Cruz with the gun attached to it
    here ya go
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    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    here ya go
    thank you
    Quote Originally Posted by craftworks750
    Riding a mtb is like a reset button, 10 mins in and there is nothing else in the world that matters.
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    This is how I roll in bear country ... not that I ride there much.Also, I just one-upped whoever name dropped Krull in the lulzy sci-fi category.


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    I always say, it's better to have a mace while out on the trail and not need it then to need a mace and not have one.

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    I take my dog with me, I don't have any trouble with bears.

    My dog Fluffy.

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    I just ride with people who are slower than me.
    :wq

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    Ahhh, awesome thread, thanks guys, lol. The S C with the gun mounted is friggin epic!

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