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    Do you carry a Medieval Mace while riding?

    You know, for bears and stuff...



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    nope I carry a
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer
    You know, for bears and stuff...


    Sure do. I throw it in my riding partner's spokes as I make my getaway.
    15mm is a second-best solution to a problem that was already solved.

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    No only because they say never bring a mace to a gunfight.

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    I ride naked through the woods and swing my bike at oncoming danger.
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    Still looking for one made from Titanium with a fancy anodized finish to match my bike

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    No, I rip my local single track on one of these.



    It's my AM rig that I huck 32 foot drops to flat with..

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    My mighty hammer.......what else would you expect Thor to ride with.
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    This is really all you need. Four stabs in one - that's a bargain.


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    what about a Chakram?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Nope, those are illegal in Texas.
    Nobody cares...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by chas_martel
    Nope, those are illegal in Texas.
    What about a Glaive?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    What about a Glaive?
    What pains me is, although the videogame was pretty kickass, the movie was incredibly retarded despite the fact that both Liam Neeson and Robbie Coltrane were in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer
    You know, for bears and stuff...


    They actually feel pretty good if you use enough lube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogbrain
    They actually feel pretty good if you use enough lube.

    That's TMI

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    I use a 3/4 length halberd for the close quarter bear attacks but for those bears out of arms length that's what the BOB trailer mounted trebuchet is for.
    Not that all teenagers are evil mind, just most of them.

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    still waiting for the pic of the Santa Cruz with the gun attached to it
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    Quote Originally Posted by insanitylevel9
    still waiting for the pic of the Santa Cruz with the gun attached to it
    here ya go
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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    here ya go
    thank you
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    This is how I roll in bear country ... not that I ride there much.Also, I just one-upped whoever name dropped Krull in the lulzy sci-fi category.


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    I always say, it's better to have a mace while out on the trail and not need it then to need a mace and not have one.
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    I take my dog with me, I don't have any trouble with bears.

    My dog Fluffy.

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    I just ride with people who are slower than me.
    :wq

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    Ahhh, awesome thread, thanks guys, lol. The S C with the gun mounted is friggin epic!

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    I would ask myself 'What would Lance do?'
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    Not a bad idea..... But I think a better idea would be a flail.



    If it had a locking section, I could use the chain-section to lock my bike.

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    Nope. Lightsaber. Small one fight nicely in the jersey pocket


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    I like an axe Good for protection and trail work

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    I took the road less traveled by and
    It has made all the difference. R Frost

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneescar
    This is how I roll in bear country ... not that I ride there much.Also, I just one-upped whoever name dropped Krull in the lulzy sci-fi category.

    I can't believe someone played the Zardoz card. Game over.

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    I actually started carrying one of these on the trail...

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    Is that a Cricket? Where did you get that? I think I had one once but I don't remember .

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    Quote Originally Posted by gumbymark
    I use a 3/4 length halberd for the close quarter bear attacks but for those bears out of arms length that's what the BOB trailer mounted trebuchet is for.
    OK, it doesn't fit in a BOB but it does fit in a 2 wheel bike trailer.


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    I carry one of these
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    he does that
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I was sure when the Zardoz card was played this thread was going brokeback...but I was wrong.

    So I am taking you there...biatches!

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    I just ride with this guy


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    And I ride along with these two:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker
    Man! Going to have to put those DVDs through my Netflix queue!
    I just watched the third movie, man that was terrible. I think the forth movie features two orbs busting out of some chicks bust so might have to watch that one also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja
    OK, it doesn't fit in a BOB but it does fit in a 2 wheel bike trailer.


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    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and I,
    I took the road less traveled by and
    It has made all the difference. R Frost

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