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    F*ck Cancer

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    I can't wait for reel to reel to return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by honkinunit View Post
    I can't wait for reel to reel to return.
    I've got a ReVox. Never use it but it looks cool :0)

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    Anyone have "what's that round thing?" conversation with your kids before the comeback?

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    Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.


    ♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

    ♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

    ♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

    ♦Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

    ♦ America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

    ♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

    ♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

    ♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

    ♦ Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.

    ♦ You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

    ♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

    ♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

    ♦ I canít understand why women are OK that JC Penny has an older womenís clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

    ♦ Dennyís has a slogan, "If itís your birthday, the meal is on us." If youíre in Dennyís and itís your birthday, your life sucks!

    ♦ The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

    ♦ I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

    ♦ Money canít buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

    ♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

    Now, donít you feel better knowing what an aphorism is?

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    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forster View Post
    An old man walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a drink that will make him better looking to younger women. The bartender says "Alcohol only makes men think women are sexier. It's different with women." So the old man asks "What can I do to make me sexier to women?". To which the bartender replies, "Well, to start with, you need more money in your billfold."
    Reminds me of the guy at the bar who leans over to the young woman next to him and says, "I'm not really this tall. I'm sitting on my billfold."

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    A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.

    "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.

    "Perhaps you didn't notice, sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."

    "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

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