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    Target HUFFY FAT BIKE - front suspension, geared, disc brakes!!!

    THIS THING IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!

    Way to go Target to bring the consumer what they want, a really low cost fat bike with a suspension fork and big box store quality!

    This thing is gonna run laps around the Mongoose Beast!

    It has disc brakes and that great Target/Walmart geometry you've come to love.

    Rumored MSRP is $250
    Rumored weight is only 32 pounds for a front suspension fat bike!
    Did I mention only $250... this thing is gonna be tits!!!!

    Target HUFFY FAT BIKE - front suspension, geared, disc brakes!!!-huffyfatbike.jpg
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    I just barfed all over my desk and co-worker, despite the fact that it's a chop.

    In all seriousness, there is Puke everywhere.


    Also, I bet bikeabuser got a boner so fast it tore his jeans, and gave him a back injury.

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    ^^^Now that's funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    Also, I bet bikeabuser got a boner so fast it tore his jeans, and gave him a back injury.


    This thing is gonna be more awesome than the beast though! A good trouser ripping is well deserved!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    Also, I bet bikeabuser got a boner so fast it tore his jeans, and gave him a back injury.
    I just literally LOL'd and snorted, people in my office are looking at me funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiniTrail View Post
    he'll find some way to argue with you about that

    and be right
    plus+, plus+ = win:

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    Eh, he seems like more of a Zubaz kind of guy. Maybe I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duggus View Post
    this thing is gonna be awesome!!!
    omgomgomgomgomgomg

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    Ego driven fixation LOL

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    Uh, Is that a new fixie brand or something?

    I think you need to change the name up, given that we are now living in a post-irony society.

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    This thread = WIN!

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    ^^ Jealousy does that to people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    ^^ Jealousy does that to people.
    THIS... is almost more funny than the entire thread itself. You really don't get it, sorry.
    Everyone loves what Bighit is doing with his Beast because he's not running around like a twat badmouthing all other fat bikes... in a F U G G I N fat bike FORUM! LIKE YOU ARE. Keep thread bombing away... maybe you can get 2000 comments under your belt by your 1 year anniversary on MTBR. Please change your name to forumabuser as well. THANKS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by duggus View Post
    THIS... is almost more funny than the entire thread itself. You really don't get it, sorry.
    Everyone loves what Bighit is doing with his Beast because he's not running around like a twat badmouthing all other fat bikes... in a F U G G I N fat bike FORUM! LIKE YOU ARE. Keep thread bombing away... maybe you can get 2000 comments under your belt by your 1 year anniversary on MTBR. Please change your name to forumabuser as well. THANKS!!!
    You started this thread for a reason

    But, I'll suggest that you should try having fun, for a change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    You started this thread for a reason

    But, I'll suggest that you should try having fun, for a change.
    That's all I do.

    But people who come in and run their mouths like a sore-looser child that doesn't have the same toy as their friend annoy the &*$% out of me. Seriously get a clue... you came into a fat bike forum and then started touting how a walmart fat bike was well due to combat all those "quality" bike companies with all their "engineering" and "innovating" and "high standards" and "purpose built designs"... I could keep going but hopefully you get the poin......ppfpppffffft! Who am I kidding! I doubt it.

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    Have a nice day, duggus.

    I'm not the least bit jealous or annoyed over how someone spends their money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duggus View Post
    Everyone loves what Bighit is doing with his Beast because he's not running around like a twat badmouthing all other fat bikes..
    Co-worker is looking at me all funny cuz I am lol in an otherwise quite room!!

    Positive Rep for this!!


    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    I'm not the least bit jealous or annoyed over how someone spends their money.
    You might not be jealous, but you have been acting
    Quote Originally Posted by duggus View Post
    like a twat

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    Bikeabuser making friends in every forum again? Just put him on ignore like most others have.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    I'm not the least bit jealous or annoyed over how someone spends their money.
    You've topped your previous funny post. Everything you have said since the first Beast post totally contradicts your statement there.



    Quote Originally Posted by Lance Strongarm View Post
    Bikeabuser making friends in every forum again? Just put him on ignore like most others have.


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    This tells me pretty much everything I need to know about the guy:

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    That's five posts every single day for nine months. Go ride your bike, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    Have a nice day, duggus.

    I'm not the least bit jealous or annoyed over how someone spends their money.
    Of course not, Dude. It's the other way around. All of us elitist bike snobs are jealous of you because you got a fatbike for $200 instead of the thousands that we paid.

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    I paid $1400 for a watch, and wound up leaving it in a prostitute.

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    Re: Target HUFFY FAT BIKE - front suspension, geared, disc brakes!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    I paid $1400 for a watch, and wound up leaving it in a prostitute.
    Ewww

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    I paid $1400 for a watch, and wound up leaving it in a prostitute.
    For those kinds of adventures, you're better off with the $14 Wal-Mart watch.

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    Yeah, you only do THAT once.

    Like riding a $200 fatbike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hikernks View Post
    This tells me pretty much everything I need to know about the guy:

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    That's five posts every single day for nine months. Go ride your bike, dude.
    I guess you might have a problem with people who work around computers 24/7 LOL

    Thread's doing what it's supposed to do, I guess ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    I paid $1400 for a watch, and wound up leaving it in a prostitute.
    Hey, dude, I think I found your watch. PM me to claim it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Hey, dude, I think I found your watch. PM me to claim it.


    Are you a Prostitute?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    Are you a Prostitute?
    He found it in the wife's nightstand.

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    Burn !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Hey, dude, I think I found your watch. PM me to claim it.
    PM sent, with a link included for a doctor. Got a scorcher of a rash from that one, let me tell ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Hey, dude, I think I found your watch. PM me to claim it.
    Give it back!

    that watch "Is his god damned birthright"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonshonda View Post
    He found it in the wife's nightstand.
    Actually, it was your wife's nightstand. At least if that's what the kids are calling vaginas these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    I guess you might have a problem with people who work around computers 24/7 LOL

    Thread's doing what it's supposed to do, I guess ?
    Pretty sure most of us work around computers all day if we are on here during the day. That doesn't mean we give our input on every possible thing... ALL day long. Just take the advice man, just take the advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duggus View Post
    Pretty sure most of us work around computers all day if we are on here during the day. That doesn't mean we give our input on every possible thing... ALL day long. Just take the advice man, just take the advice.
    Are your feelings hurt ?

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    Seriously...is this bike a joke or is it a real bike?
    This one seems like a better pseudo -fatso bike than the Beast.
    For 250 and a discount I might want one.
    ...any more info?
    roccowt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zarr View Post
    Seriously...is this bike a joke or is it a real bike?
    I'm pretty sure its a joke. Drilled wheels and presta valves on a department store bike seem unlikely.

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    Photoshop

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    Quote Originally Posted by gecho View Post
    I'm pretty sure its a joke. Drilled wheels and presta valves on a department store bike seem unlikely.
    You guys seriously didn't get the sarcasm in my post?

    32 pounds for a suspension fat bike? Huffy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    I paid $1400 for a watch, and wound up leaving it in a prostitute.
    Dude, I'm eating here, come on. You just made me spray beer all over my screen.....
    This is a Pugs not some carbon wannabee pretzel wagon!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by duggus View Post
    You guys seriously didn't get the sarcasm in my post?

    32 pounds for a suspension fat bike? Huffy?

    Maybe hes a kilograms type-of-guy!!


    Nice Meme.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MendonCycleSmith View Post
    Dude, I'm eating here, come on. You just made me spray beer all over my screen.....
    Sorry.

    It was a divers model?

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    Does anyone know if this bike is truly coming out to the public? If so, when?

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    ALL of the details are written between the lines of post #1 and 41...enough to get you on target anyway.

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    I did, but more than half of it was jokes and nonsense not related to the bike.

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    Cliff notes: this whole thread is a joke, and the picture is a photoshop.

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    cliff notes: the average person who comes in on this forum wouldn't know that hence no need for the attitude bro.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    Cliff notes: this whole thread is a joke, and the picture is a photoshop.

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    Just placed my order for the Mongoose Beast, $600+ in my pocket vs a Sun Spider AT, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinosaur13 View Post
    cliff notes: the average person who comes in on this forum wouldn't know that hence no need for the attitude bro.

    Huh? I was just trying to save you some reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinosaur13 View Post
    cliff notes: the average person who comes in on this forum wouldn't know that hence no need for the attitude bro.
    Wrong! The average person that comes on these forums has at least a small amount of intelligence and would figure it out on their own.

    BTW, Congratulations on the WalGoose Beast. It is a damn fine machine that will provide you with years of maintenance free riding pleasure.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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