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    Target HUFFY FAT BIKE - front suspension, geared, disc brakes!!!

    THIS THING IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!

    Way to go Target to bring the consumer what they want, a really low cost fat bike with a suspension fork and big box store quality!

    This thing is gonna run laps around the Mongoose Beast!

    It has disc brakes and that great Target/Walmart geometry you've come to love.

    Rumored MSRP is $250
    Rumored weight is only 32 pounds for a front suspension fat bike!
    Did I mention only $250... this thing is gonna be tits!!!!

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    I just barfed all over my desk and co-worker, despite the fact that it's a chop.

    In all seriousness, there is Puke everywhere.


    Also, I bet bikeabuser got a boner so fast it tore his jeans, and gave him a back injury.

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    ^^^Now that's funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    Also, I bet bikeabuser got a boner so fast it tore his jeans, and gave him a back injury.


    This thing is gonna be more awesome than the beast though! A good trouser ripping is well deserved!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    I just barfed all over my desk and co-worker, despite the fact that it's a chop.

    In all seriousness, there is Puke everywhere.


    Also, I bet bikeabuser got a boner so fast it tore his jeans, and gave him a back injury.
    he'll find some way to argue with you about that

    and be right in his own mind
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    wheelies, beyond being the best way over any sort of obstacle, both above or below, are are the steedliest expresstion of joy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    Also, I bet bikeabuser got a boner so fast it tore his jeans, and gave him a back injury.
    I just literally LOL'd and snorted, people in my office are looking at me funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiniTrail View Post
    he'll find some way to argue with you about that

    and be right

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    Eh, he seems like more of a Zubaz kind of guy. Maybe I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duggus View Post
    this thing is gonna be awesome!!!
    omgomgomgomgomgomg

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    yeah sorry bout that. I'll go kick my pony a while
    Quote Originally Posted by davidarnott
    wheelies, beyond being the best way over any sort of obstacle, both above or below, are are the steedliest expresstion of joy

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    Ego driven fixation LOL

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    Uh, Is that a new fixie brand or something?

    I think you need to change the name up, given that we are now living in a post-irony society.

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    This thread = WIN!

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    ^^ Jealousy does that to people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    ^^ Jealousy does that to people.
    THIS... is almost more funny than the entire thread itself. You really don't get it, sorry.
    Everyone loves what Bighit is doing with his Beast because he's not running around like a twat badmouthing all other fat bikes... in a F U G G I N fat bike FORUM! LIKE YOU ARE. Keep thread bombing away... maybe you can get 2000 comments under your belt by your 1 year anniversary on MTBR. Please change your name to forumabuser as well. THANKS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by duggus View Post
    THIS... is almost more funny than the entire thread itself. You really don't get it, sorry.
    Everyone loves what Bighit is doing with his Beast because he's not running around like a twat badmouthing all other fat bikes... in a F U G G I N fat bike FORUM! LIKE YOU ARE. Keep thread bombing away... maybe you can get 2000 comments under your belt by your 1 year anniversary on MTBR. Please change your name to forumabuser as well. THANKS!!!
    You started this thread for a reason

    But, I'll suggest that you should try having fun, for a change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    You started this thread for a reason

    But, I'll suggest that you should try having fun, for a change.
    That's all I do.

    But people who come in and run their mouths like a sore-looser child that doesn't have the same toy as their friend annoy the &*$% out of me. Seriously get a clue... you came into a fat bike forum and then started touting how a walmart fat bike was well due to combat all those "quality" bike companies with all their "engineering" and "innovating" and "high standards" and "purpose built designs"... I could keep going but hopefully you get the poin......ppfpppffffft! Who am I kidding! I doubt it.

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    Have a nice day, duggus.

    I'm not the least bit jealous or annoyed over how someone spends their money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duggus View Post
    Everyone loves what Bighit is doing with his Beast because he's not running around like a twat badmouthing all other fat bikes..
    Co-worker is looking at me all funny cuz I am lol in an otherwise quite room!!

    Positive Rep for this!!


    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    I'm not the least bit jealous or annoyed over how someone spends their money.
    You might not be jealous, but you have been acting
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    like a twat

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    Bikeabuser making friends in every forum again? Just put him on ignore like most others have.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    I'm not the least bit jealous or annoyed over how someone spends their money.
    You've topped your previous funny post. Everything you have said since the first Beast post totally contradicts your statement there.



    Quote Originally Posted by Lance Strongarm View Post
    Bikeabuser making friends in every forum again? Just put him on ignore like most others have.


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    GOOD CALL!

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    This tells me pretty much everything I need to know about the guy:

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    That's five posts every single day for nine months. Go ride your bike, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post
    Have a nice day, duggus.

    I'm not the least bit jealous or annoyed over how someone spends their money.
    Of course not, Dude. It's the other way around. All of us elitist bike snobs are jealous of you because you got a fatbike for $200 instead of the thousands that we paid.

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    I paid $1400 for a watch, and wound up leaving it in a prostitute.

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    Re: Target HUFFY FAT BIKE - front suspension, geared, disc brakes!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pancake Adventure View Post
    I paid $1400 for a watch, and wound up leaving it in a prostitute.
    Ewww

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