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    Fat bike name contest

    Coolest name for a fatbike contest.....
    Big Betty
    Wide clyde
    Butterball Bandit
    Lard Ass
    Lardo
    Big Boned Bubba
    Puft
    Chauncy ( any Mj & Bj fan's in here?)
    Trans Fat
    Sat Fat
    Corn-fed
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    Chunk
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    Big Bertha
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    Whalin'

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    Paint it brown and call it "turd".
    Technically "Yo Mamma" is not being used anymore.

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    fat wally FTW
    you a one hit wonder sir.

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    Mine is called The Size Queen. It's laser etched on the grips.
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    Bacon
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    My yellow Pugsley is frequently called "The School Bus"

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    Biatch-squatch

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    Rosie O'. Big Fat Bike

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    Ok so far I think Biatch-Squatch in in the lead, hahaha, good one.

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    This name is in use already but its the best I've heard.

    "Fatness Neverclean"

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    A thought just came to me about Treks Farley, it seems that it might have been named after Chris Farley who was fat. But man was he nimble for a fat guy and could move really fast! Very entertaining, maybe that's how Trek views the Farley, Nimble, entertaining, and fat!

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    3 models named after the 80's sensation The Fat Boys would be cool:

    Markie Dee
    Rock-Ski
    Buff Love

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    Re: Fat bike name contest

    Quote Originally Posted by N8R View Post
    A thought just came to me about Treks Farley, it seems that it might have been named after Chris Farley who was fat. But man was he nimble for a fat guy and could move really fast! Very entertaining, maybe that's how Trek views the Farley, Nimble, entertaining, and fat!
    It would make sense to me. Plus, Chris was from Madison, with trek headquartered 20 miles away

    As for names...tiny Tim

    Sent from a one-finger keyboard...pardon my autocorrect

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    i call mine "the baconator"

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    From Norco: Killer Big
    From Rocky Mountain: Elbert for the highest peak of the Rockies

    Tire from Schwalbe: Mobby Nic
    From Maxxis: Wide Roller
    From Kenda: Big Block


    Nice thread!

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    These might be better for tire names

    Chicken Fat. I prefer wiping out on the sand over crashing into trees, bushes, and rocks.

    A couple more just assaulted my fuzzy after-midnight mind. Good maybe for fat sand bikes:
    Muffin Top
    Camel Toe
    Boulder Holder

    Hmmm. Now I think that Camel Toe would be a better name for a front tire meant to float over sand. Perhaps pair it with a Muffin Top in the rear. Thats' it! Muffin Top in the rear, and Camel Toe in the front! On the Chicken Fat bike. Only in my dreams, though.

    Hmmm, now maybe Boulder Holder would have to be as handlebar bag. ( I used to keep large rocks in my commuter's handlebar bag, due to some nasty dogs on my route). Handlebar bag because "Boulder Holders" are usually found up front.

    "Chicken Fat" would be the affordable model, aimed at the masses.
    For the elite uppity set, we would have a ludicrously appointed bill of goods named "Chic 'n Fat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by trek551 View Post
    Tire from Schwalbe: Mobby Nic
    Also available, Fed Tread

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    How about **** You

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    My late Pug was called Studsley.

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    RE: Fat bike name contest

    Manufacturer: Winona
    Model: Big Brown Beaver


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    Yes indeed! The Pug assuredly is a studly steed!

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    My late Pug was called Studsley.

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    Good one! Hilarious thread. These names are really cracking me up! I think I need to go listen to some Primus!

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    Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo
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    Thanks NogginBuster I needed that...

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    I think we need tires or rims called "DD"s.

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    My pugsley is named Extreme Mule.

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    Mine is named Fatty McFat Fat

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