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    Carbon sucks.

    And so does steel, aluminum and ti.

    And all disc brakes suck and all disc rotors suck and all disc pads are the wrong pads.

    Singlespeed is stupid and gears are for wusses. Fatbikes suck, 29ers suck, 26ers suck. Racers suck and they're ruining everything, and old bearded guys suck because they want everything to be just like it was.

    And anyone who bought a fatbike after me sucks because they don't get it like I do. And anyone who bought a fatbike before me sucks because they are stuck in the past.

    Fasterkatts suck, surly sucks, salsa sucks, chinese carbon sucks, custom frames suck, all tires suck, all wheels suck. Sand sucks. Snow sucks. Dirt sucks.

    Anyone who rides differently than me sucks. Anyone who tries to ride the same way I do sucks.

    I really wish everyone understood how much they are doing everything wrong but I wish they wouldn't copy me. There are just things that I know as a fatbiker that no one else could possibly have figured out.

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    I read that in Ewan McGregor's voice. If you saw Trainspotting, you understand.

    Maybe fat bikes getting popular is going to mean that this subforum sucks a little more. Don't mean to sound hipster about it, but there's a bit of truth to it. Damn. For a time, the best forum I'd ever read.

    Anyway I think you need to get some ride time in today, man. Friendly advice.

    A bunch of people are still racing the Arrowhead! That is a notion that does not suck.
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    Also skiers suck, horse people suck, hikers suck, snowshoers suck.
    And other people on the trail suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew Diller View Post
    I read that in Ewan McGregor's voice. If you saw Trainspotting, you understand.

    Maybe fat bikes getting popular is going to mean that this subforum sucks a little more. Don't mean to sound hipster about it, but there's a bit of truth to it. Damn. For a time, the best forum I'd ever read.

    Anyway I think you need to get some ride time in today, man. Friendly advice.

    A bunch of people are still racing the Arrowhead! That is a notion that does not suck.
    Yup. Also, Just noticing a trend in posts lately. Never knew that people could have such strong opinions about brake pads until I started mountain biking...

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    At least the forums are active! If you can mentally filter the garbage, there's still good information being shared. My local board is completely dead, killed by Facebook.

    And expensive bikes suck, the off-brand cheap models suck too.
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    I'll be honest, I'd love to see more people talking about riding. Especially when I'm not really able to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckfiddious View Post
    I'll be honest, I'd love to see more people talking about riding. Especially when I'm not really able to ride.
    That sucks you should ride more.

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    pardon me sir but it's become quite apparent you have the wrong web addy.

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    Riding sucks. Unless it's 80 and on a sunny beach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckfiddious View Post
    Yup. Also, Just noticing a trend in posts lately. Never knew that people could have such strong opinions about brake pads until I started mountain biking...


    That's nothing! Didn't you catch the thread on what to use on the end of your derailleur cable to keep it from fraying?

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    Re: Carbon sucks.

    People who won't get off my front lawn suck.

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    Thanks for not mentioning my 27.5 bamboo skinny bike with u brakes!
    Only the dead fish swims with the current!

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    Re: Carbon sucks.

    Prostitutes and vacuum cleaners suck.

    The wind does NOT suck.

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    It sucks that everything sucks.

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    "The wind does NOT suck"

    Really, ever seen a tornado ? They suck too !

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllMountin' View Post
    Prostitutes and vacuum cleaners suck.

    The wind does NOT suck.
    According to my sailing instructor, the wind doesn't blow, it sucks. Basic Aerodynamics seems to back him up on this one.

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    Everything Sucks
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    Re: Carbon sucks.

    This thread sucks. Saying that this thread sucks, sucks even more.

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    I like cheese

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    Straws Suck Too

    Too much talk about Sucking also Sucks
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    I knew a girl in college, boy could she suck...

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    I'm not getting suck in to this !Oh Dammmmit!
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    Awesome!

    Actually no that post sucked too because saying things suck well umm sucks. I just learned today that apparently I too suck, came as quite a shock because I thought I was pretty f-ing awesome!

    Just to add to the list... Shimano sucks, Sram sucks, Campy sucks, Rock shox sucks, X fusion sucks, Specialized rocks, Fox rocks!

    Oh and this....


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    Quote Originally Posted by AMjunky View Post
    Actually no that post sucked too because saying things suck well umm sucks. I just learned today that apparently I too suck, came as quite a shock because I thought I was pretty f-ing awesome!

    Just to add to the list... Shimano sucks, Sram sucks, Campy sucks, Rock shox sucks, X fusion sucks, Specialized rocks, Fox rocks!
    Fox doesn't have a fatbike fork so they suck. Also, if they make a fatbike fork they're just cashing in on a stupid trend and they suck. And if they make a fatbike fork they also suck because they are ruining the elegant simplicity of fatbikes.

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    she sucked the fuzz right off that tennis ball

    Wait, what were we talking about

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