USADA Doping Statement

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  • 01-17-2013
    Circlip
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by garage monster View Post
    And then what, declare his undying love for Katie Holmes? ;)

    No, for Enduramil.
  • 01-17-2013
    CptSydor
    Might have already been said, but with Lance's personality, I think he'll confess but then spin it off as him being victim and how he is now taking on the lead to clean up the sport and the UCI.

    CleanStrong............what colour will the bracelet be?
  • 01-17-2013
    Circlip
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by CptSydor View Post
    CleanStrong............what colour will the bracelet be?

    Definitely fairy tale coloured. Or maybe fairy tale with a touch of unicorn. I can't decide.
  • 01-17-2013
    garage monster
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by CptSydor View Post
    CleanStrong............what colour will the bracelet be?

    I picture something all swirly. :)

    http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j0...Wristbands.jpg
  • 01-17-2013
    Circlip
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by garage monster View Post
    I picture something all swirly. :)

    "Friendship Rides Again" ???
  • 01-17-2013
    garage monster
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    "Friendship Rides Again" ???

    He could give the first ones to Greg LeMond, Floyd Landis and Betsy Adreu... for a nominal fee. :D
  • 01-17-2013
    Circlip
    I am glad to see that the name of the puppet master Thom Weisel is finally starting to hit the mainstream in this article below and some other recent ones;

    Details Of Landis' Federal Whistleblower Suit Revealed | Cyclingnews.com

    Shining some light on Weisel and friends is really key on deconstructing the mess and moving cycling forward, as his reach started with a U.S. power base but really spread itself out on a global basis through the USPS/Disco teams and all riders, managers, staff that passed through those outlets.
  • 01-17-2013
    Enduramil
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by garage monster View Post

    Has anyone else noticed that in the press shots of the interview, Oprah makes Lance look teeny-tiny? :skep:

    http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/dam/asse...-image-cut.jpg

    No. I more noticed where it appears Lance's eyes are sneaking a glimpse.:D
  • 01-17-2013
    Circlip
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    No. I more noticed where it appears Lance's eyes are sneaking a glimpse.:D

    Armstrong has always been renowned for his laser-like abilities to focus, but I think you're on to something.
  • 01-17-2013
    ray.vermette
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    Armstrong has always been renowned for his laser-like abilities to focus, but I think you're on to something.

    Looks like Oprah has been artificially enhancing too.
  • 01-17-2013
    Circlip
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ray.vermette View Post
    Looks like Oprah has been artificially enhancing too.

    Armstrong's hand gestures seem to indicate he is trying his best to size up the scope of the issues he is facing during the interview.
  • 01-17-2013
    Enduramil
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ray.vermette View Post
    Looks like Oprah has been artificially enhancing too.

    Doubt it. If you look at her photo's over the years even when Oprah was up and down with her weight trying to fit everyone else's body image expectations. You can notice that she has always been larger chested.

    I will cut this off to keep it "family" rated as we don't want Circlip's inbox crashing due to the snivelling of puritans.;)
  • 01-17-2013
    ray.vermette
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Enduramil View Post
    Doubt it. If you look at her photo's over the years even when Oprah was up and down with her weight trying to fit everyone else's body image expectations. You can notice that she has always been larger chested.

    I will cut this off to keep it "family" rated as we don't want Circlip's inbox crashing due to the snivelling of puritans.;)

    You've been looking at her photos over the years? How long have you been an Oprah fan, Enduramil? Come clean now; people don't like liars. :D
  • 01-17-2013
    SkidVicious
    dude is going to jail, help me out here folks, i may be missing some crimes, but so far i got:

    -perjury
    -racketeering
    -fraud

    ...and there's another hour and a half to go...
  • 01-17-2013
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SkidVicious View Post
    dude is going to jail, help me out here folks, i may be missing some crimes, but so far i got:

    -perjury
    -racketeering
    -fraud

    ...and there's another hour and a half to go...

    statute of limitations expired - no jail...

    civil suits - sure....
  • 01-17-2013
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ray.vermette View Post
    You've been looking at her photos over the years? How long have you been an Oprah fan, Enduramil? Come clean now; people don't like liars. :D

    umm, Endura - can't defend this... unless you pull a Lance on us....

    "i never watched Oprah... just her boobs..."
  • 01-17-2013
    SkidVicious
    Crap yeah, its the USA, anything goes, as long as you don't get caught within 5 years...well then he's going on foodstamps. crap not even: he has enough time to divy up his assets among family or friends (if he has any)...

    Thankfully we don't protect criminals who commit fraud in Canada this way...
  • 01-17-2013
    Enduramil
    Warning...if you are a Nancy and easily offended by free thought..do not click on link.

    Lance Armstrong's Biggest Crime Was Being A Huge *******
  • 01-17-2013
    Circlip
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    statute of limitations expired - no jail....

    Ya, there's a good reason he only admitted using up to 2005.
  • 01-18-2013
    garage monster
    Well, I've listened to clips, read some quotes, consulted some pundits... nothing too earth-shattering was said. Looks like the people at the UCI are safe for now. :skep:
  • 01-18-2013
    Enduramil
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by garage monster View Post
    Well, I've listened to clips, read some quotes, consulted some pundits... nothing too earth-shattering was said. Looks like the people at the UCI are safe for now. :skep:

    So sleeping through it was the better choice.
  • 01-19-2013
    ray.vermette
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ray.vermette View Post
    Lance played this wrong. He should have went the route of:

    Tearful public confession > interview on 60 minutes/Oprah/whatever > book deal > movie deal > take on doping with the same enthusiasm he took on the fight against cancer.

    Again, for the record, I called it first....

    Lance Armstrong movie rights scooped up by J.J. Abrams - thestar.com

    :D
  • 01-19-2013
    Circlip
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ray.vermette View Post
    Again, for the record, I called it first....

    Thanks Nostradamus. ;)

    Care to post up next week's winning lottery numbers (a.k.a. the "idiot tax") while you are at it? :p
  • 01-19-2013
    Enduramil
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    Remember, Armstrong is a cyclist. He will roll out on a bike and do a trials demo on the couch. You heard it here first.

    So there was no Lance trials demo only to learn it was Martyn Ashton wearing a Lance skin suit?
  • 01-20-2013
    serious
    While I am totally turned off by Lance's character, his drug usage is far less offensive. The sport was always full of dopers and basically Lance became the best at racing and doping.

    The only surprise for me is his confession coming so quickly. I thought he would lie a few more years before writing a book and coming clean about it all.