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    I'm Training for an Ironman!

    A triathlete friend sent this to me. I can't stop laughing!

    "When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race." ~H.G. Wells

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    Quote Originally Posted by anarawd
    A triathlete friend sent this to me. I can't stop laughing!
    Dating triathletes is special business. http://howtodateatriathlete.com/?cat=3 Maybe there is a section where it details how to handle an ironman who refuses to take a rest-stop and poops their pants! Oh the hot runny glory. Don't think i'm making it up that **** happens. They'd probably wear diapers if it didn't slow them down during the swim section!

    Personally i'd rather date a sane woman who rides a bianchi, brings her own cab, blanket and a bicycle pump to pop the cork!


    btw, where is the other glass? :|

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    Quote Originally Posted by electrik
    Personally i'd rather date a sane woman who rides a bianchi, brings her own cab, blanket and a bicycle pump to pop the cork!
    That's pretty neat but I think the Campy corkscrew is even sexier!

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    Quote Originally Posted by anarawd
    A triathlete friend sent this to me. I can't stop laughing!

    Ain't it the truth. Some people take themselves way too seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by garage monster
    That's pretty neat but I think the Campy corkscrew is even sexier!
    Witness an approximation of your wallet and common sense, wearing green, starting to think the campy salesman in red is making a good case.



    Let that be a lesson??

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    Quote Originally Posted by electrik
    Let that be a lesson??
    Your man-crush on Mr. Monster is becoming glaringly obvious! Sorry, dude - he's taken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerdgirl
    Your man-crush on Mr. Monster is becoming glaringly obvious!
    Can't blame the guy...
    When under pressure, your level of performance will sink to your level of preparation.


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    Bahahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerdgirl
    Your man-crush on Mr. Monster is becoming glaringly obvious! Sorry, dude - he's taken.
    Hey, can't a guy just give another guy some advice?

    I'll trade you a carton of smokes and some hooch for the rights to the real-estate if you change your mind. Remember, we could make a profit here! Yumeya for all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by limba
    Bahahahaha.
    In my defense, that picture was taken after an 8 hour solo... not that I'm a real looker otherwise!

    The rainbow is a nice touch though!
    Please enjoy seeing this terrible collection of me - something wonderful is about to happy.

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    No, I was laughing at the video. I'm not following the other conversation.

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    I love those videos! Unfortunately my son was watching it with me, and there was an awkward moment of silence when the "never getting laid" thing was mentioned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by racergurl
    I love those videos! Unfortunately my son was watching it with me, and there was an awkward moment of silence when the "never getting laid" thing was mentioned.
    Oooops! Sorry 'bout that. I should have put a Parental Advisory on that post!
    "When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race." ~H.G. Wells

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    lets see

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    Quote Originally Posted by garage monster
    That's pretty neat but I think the Campy corkscrew is even sexier!

    Got one more for those of you who like power-tools... should one drink and be a contractor at the same time?



    I don't know if people have a trouble with their hands getting tired from opening that much wine(maybe this technology is an "enabler") hah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by racergurl
    I love those videos! Unfortunately my son was watching it with me, and there was an awkward moment of silence when the "never getting laid" thing was mentioned.
    Depends on how old he is. If he is in school he has more then likely already heard it from the older kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enduramil
    Depends on how old he is. If he is in school he has more then likely already heard it from the older kids.
    At almost 13 years of age, he is far from innocent and for sure knows what it means. No biggie! I'll just make sure I watch future videos myself first. Kinda like the movie, The Other Guys, that we watched last night. The guy at the video store assured me that it was a family movie. Ya, right!
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    Socially Awkward Penguin to the rescue!

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    The Other Guys is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

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    For sure

    Quote Originally Posted by limba
    The Other Guys is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
    I wasn't expecting much but it was worse then I anticipated to.
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