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    I know I suck, BUT

    yesterday's road ride started out on Dundurn Street, going north and at the Beer Store a driver pulls out and I brake, slowdown and just as I started back a guy on a phat tire heavy bike, full face helmet, goes coasting passed really fast. I started after him, but the guy kept coasting all the way down to Main Street, going about 35 kmh. The light turns green and I start grinding to catch up and he's leaving me at about 45 kph and he's still not pedaling.
    Caught him at King street and.......... what's that big square box on his downtube?

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    What could go wrong ...
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    most likely a battery and a motor ... did one of his hubs seem bigger than normal?
    I used to ride to Win ... Now I ride to Grin

    While my guitar gently weeps, my bike sits there mocking me

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    steroids ? direct feed via an insulin pump for sure.
    Cheaters always win.
    If I wanted to objectify a women I'd do it on my terms not theirs.

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    you suck.

    big square box is his aerodynamic lunch box.

    no excuse for getting dusted by a dude on a phat tyre bike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    you suck.

    big square box is his aerodynamic lunch box.

    no excuse for getting dusted by a dude on a phat tyre bike.
    What's your excuse Oggster?
    Strava made me do it....

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    I am just terribly slow. Not blaming it on hidden motors or EPO.

    Because.

    I can handle the truth. Screw you Jack. Here is my middle finger to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unglued View Post
    What's your excuse Oggster?
    But I will kicking your arse on August 10th. Just because I will wear spandex. And clipless.
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    i heard some of the pros cover their square box with spandex to increase horesepower
    If I wanted to objectify a women I'd do it on my terms not theirs.

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