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    Feb 2011

    Die, Heretic Scum

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
    "Why shouldn't I?" he said.
    I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
    "Like what?"
    "Well ... Do you drive or ride a bike?"
    "Ride a bike."
    "Me too! Do you ride Road or Mountain?"
    "Me too! Full squish or hard tail?"
    "Hard tail."
    "Me too! Are your wheels 26es or 29s?"
    "Wow! Mine too! And do you ride gears or singlespeed?"
    "Me too! Are your forks suspension or rigid?"
    "Wow! Mine too! Are your pedals platforms or clipless?"
    To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

  2. #2
    No. Just No.
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    Mar 2004
    I think you may have a problem. You were caught on video in the commission of the act;

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    Oct 2009
    Some of those "marshals" take the job way too seriously. Nothing worse than a retiree with an axe to grind! Hahaha.

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