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    MTB quotes

    it's senior quote time of year at my school and i'm in need of some sweet mountainbike quotes other than bender's "life's too short not to go big, ya gotta go big". so post up any you can think of by pro riders etc.

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    i don't have time for pain....just time to ride
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    "Throw It Down"

    or

    "Pin that silly byotch"

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    to not ride, is not to live

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    "If you're in control, you aren't going fast enough."

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    "give it, send it, ride the lightning!"

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    '' What does'nt kill you makes you stronger ''
    RTW.

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    if you don't get hurt once in a while, you're not trying hard enough

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    Jared Graves' quote: "Pin it ya fairy" heheh
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    i saw this one somewhere.. hmmm

    "if you are not missing chunks, you are not living"

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    ride or die....


    seriously, that's all you need to write...
    cycle tracks will abound in utopia.

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    .never cook bacon naked.
    Quote Originally Posted by Internal14
    Ever slip a pedal and slam into the seat? That little thing would disappear until I later got to the ER.

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    "ride first, ask questions later"

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    "chicks dig scares"
    "yes my bike did cost more than your car"

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    "You can't get hurt in the air, but you can't stay there, either."

    If you need a bunch of quotes, check out "The Quotable Cyclist" by Bill Strickland.

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    Commit or eat **** !

    NSMB's mantra.

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    You could be vulgar and go with Mark Weir's quote, "I'll sh!t my liver before I push my bike."

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    It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

    Not cycling related, but THE greatsest quote ever

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    ThRoWiTdOwN

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    Pin it ya fairy.

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    "hit it first, then we can see where to put the landing"
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    "ride like you stole it"

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    "Get a bicycle. You will certainly not regret it. If you live."
    -Mark Twain

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    You've got to be tough if you're going to be stupid.

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    you can't go wrong with Mark Twain. XSL Will's is awesome too. I always like this one. I think it's from Knolly Bikes...

    "If your day job keeps you from riding as much as you'd like, you aren't as fast as you think you are."

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    "I use all 9 inches"
    "Just giver eh" -tyler klassen
    "if in doubt, whip it out" -Cedric gracia
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Moody
    Didn't you read the sticker on that shock? It said not to do whatever you did.

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    I personally like the one below from Einstein because it speaks to a mantra of mine against complacency. It's akin to the Dylan quote of "he not busy being born is busy dying".

    "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving" -- Albert Einstein

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    I was thinking about the "Yes...my bike did cost more than your car" for my senior quote, but half the kids at my school drive BMWs or Mercedes.

    Greg Lemond has a good one: "It never gets any easier, you just go faster"

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    Quote Originally Posted by nrs_air
    I was thinking about the "Yes...my bike did cost more than your car" for my senior quote, but half the kids at my school drive BMWs or Mercedes.
    definitely go with something else. you'll be happier if you stay away from antagonizing or bragging.
    Last edited by RTM; 11-05-2006 at 07:17 AM.

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    but seriously:

    "Cycle tracks will abound in utopia."
    -H.G. Wells
    cycle tracks will abound in utopia.

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    If you want a nerdy cool quote go with Einsteins, I would choose "Ride it like you stole it" but for senior quote it wont make sense.

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    "how about a wing on the bike to increase air time" - vsuro

    haha, had to say it
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    "pin it you hack..."
    or something...
    SOCAL UNION REPREZENT
    Quote Originally Posted by JBsoxB
    does it still qualify as a mountainbike?
    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo
    I've beat beer cans on my limp pee pee.

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    Pain is weakness leaving the body.
    Tim...musn't have much weakness left.
    Yes I'm a smooth rider. Bowling ball falling down the stairs smooth.

    Quote: Godzilla "...owning a Knolly would be the cycling equivalent of having Nichole Kidman and Angelina Jolie show up together on my doorstep."

    www.knollybikes.com

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    I like my pic.

    Or

    "You got to give'er to send'er!!"
    Hardtail downhill
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    tresspassing, thievery and poaching is all part of a DH'ers life

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    "jesus would huck it" - sriracha

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    Senior quotes are only relevant as nostalgia as all your classmates look at them many years later.

    That said.........

    "I was serious when I kept telling you guys I wasn't gay"

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    Ride Her, Rope Her, Power Stroke Her :d
    RIDE HARD,RIDE FAST

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo
    Senior quotes are only relevant as nostalgia as all your classmates look at them many years later.

    That said.........

    "I was serious when I kept telling you guys I wasn't gay"

    wins
    oh my god that was funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Moody
    Didn't you read the sticker on that shock? It said not to do whatever you did.

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    ride all day and all night till your to tried to keep going .....
    RIDE HARD,RIDE FAST

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    "dude im bleeding, wheres the duct tape."

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    " If i go to hell im taking my mountain bike "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arbuz


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    ya, deffinaty the greatest quote here

    wow....random?

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    "Life's too short not to go big, gotta go big"-Josh bender

    yeyeye not a superb quote, but a quote nonetheless
    why don't you save me some trouble and kick your own ass?

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    Can really be tied to anything radical:
    "In order to see the light, you must die!" -slayer-
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