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    Boys Night out while married.....

    Why it is hard to have a boys night out when you are in a relationship.

    Last Friday night I was invited with the boys for some fun. "I told my wife I would be home by midnight,....I swear !!! Well the hours passed and the beers and shots went down to easily...around 2:30 am and a wee bit drunkin, I took a taxi home.

    just as I got in the door...the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times...Quickly, realising my wife would probably wake up , I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her (even when totally hammered...3 cucckoos plus 9 = midnight !!!

    Well the next morning my wife was in a good mood and she asked what time I got in....I said twelve Midnight....she didn't seem mad at all ( I was thinking I got away with one)....

    then she said we need a new cuckoo clock...I then asked her why...and she said....well, last night our cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times, then said oh $hit....cuckooed 4 times, cleared it's throat and cuckooed 3 more times...laughed and cuckooed twice more and the tripped over the coffee table and farted
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    lol, kudos for the effort though, i like your quick thinking and style....
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    Haha

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    Nice

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    lol, that's why i bring the wife with me... makes my life much more simpler...
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    lol SMT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    lol, that's why i bring the wife with me... makes my life much more simpler...
    lol a happy wife is a happy life
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    I'm Asian, I don't get it.
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    Man I hate those farting cuckoo clocks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkzeon View Post
    I'm Asian, I don't get it.
    hahahahahha, funny stuff.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    I had to bring my wife down and read that to her, she is still laughing all the way upstairs into the kitchen. That's great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    lol a happy wife is a happy life
    "If moma ain't happy - ain't no body happy"
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    Throwing down the funniest post of the year with just 20hrs left....well done SMT
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    love it!

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    sounds about right

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    Throwing down the funniest post of the year with just 20hrs left....well done SMT
    thanks....I enjoyed it
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Man I hate those farting cuckoo clocks.

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    Yeeeeee Poachin!

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    Or just don't get married and bang Sloots!
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    I LOL'd at this one.
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    I read it to my wife.........She stomped up the stairs.....Thanks alot!!!!!

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