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    um...road ride?

    Planning on a self supported road century this weekend. Leaving early sunday or saturday am, riding whitewater to gateway and back, or perhaps the grand mesa depending on weather.. Any takers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bones get broke
    I knew you were gay.
    Did you figure that out before or after you had sex with him?

    Grand Mesa is a MF. Take plenty of water. Running out by the entrance to Powderhorn SUCKS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by forkboy
    Did you figure that out before or after you had sex with him?

    Grand Mesa is a MF. Take plenty of water. Running out by the entrance to Powderhorn SUCKS.
    He wanted to much money...he was looking way sexy that night
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    Quote Originally Posted by forkboy
    Did you figure that out before or after you had sex with him?
    I'm not gay if he was blowing me am I? I thought there was a rule about that somewhere. At least that's what weldo told me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by weldo
    He wanted to much money...he was looking way sexy that night
    Awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bones get broke
    I'm not gay if he was blowing me am I? I thought there was a rule about that somewhere. At least that's what weldo told me.

    you got it all wrong....no ass to mouth...and reach arounds are standard fare while wearing full kits..duh

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    This thread got EXACTLY what it deserved.


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    I have ridden from Whitwater to Gateway and back 2 times last year and regularly ride this road from my house to divide road and back - right at 50 miles. I just filled up the water bottles in GW on the 100milers. As far as the Grand Mesa ride, I would park in Mesa and do an out and back, maybe have a water cache stashed up top..any ideas on this ride? I would like to make it happen as its quite a bit cooler up there.

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    How about a ride up Lands End and down to Mesa before the snow hits?
    Providing I am healed back on the bike by then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkaredShtles
    This thread got EXACTLY what it deserved.
    Pfft - whatever.

    This thread gets awesomer with every post.

    I've only done the Mesa as a point to point - starting in GJ and ending up in Delta. If you want a serious climb, do it out and back from the exit off I-70. There's a small pull-out about a mile off the hwy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scary Mc
    How about a ride up Lands End and down to Mesa before the snow hits?
    Providing I am healed back on the bike by then...
    I dig it..perfect for my cross bike with tubless set-up
    did you take a bad digger?? ala Gary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by forkboy
    Pfft - whatever.

    This thread gets awesomer with every post.

    I've only done the Mesa as a point to point - starting in GJ and ending up in Delta. If you want a serious climb, do it out and back from the exit off I-70. There's a small pull-out about a mile off the hwy.
    thats kinda what i was planning, but park in mesa instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by weldo
    I dig it..perfect for my cross bike with tubless set-up
    did you take a bad digger?? ala Gary?
    This is him, dildo.

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    are your turning into a gay roadie now that you have been banned from the LL..hows the leg after getting leg humped by a gorilla..
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    Full on gay. That gorilla totally missed the hole and made two of his own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkaredShtles
    This thread got EXACTLY what it deserved.
    Soooo... you have any history on that pic? I'm sort of fascinated. That's not gay is it?

    I'm assuming the Delorean got up to speed before the crash.

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    Its always a bad sign after a crash when you stand up and the bike goes with you! Hope you're having a speedy recovery.

    Weldo - I occasionally in for a long road ride. I have to go eastward this weekend though. May be later in September.
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    This guy will ride you...............er, I mean, with you.

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    after the moto guy and gorilla took turns on you, this is what happened..
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    That is the worst thing I've ever seen.
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    I'm not really sure I want my scrotum on MTBR..... But, what the hell!

    Handlebar with ODI lock-on and plug entered there and went 5 to 6" down and in. My first litter and ambulance ride. Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scary Mc
    I'm not really sure I want my scrotum on MTBR..... But, what the hell!
    Umm . . . . How did Weldo get ahold of that photo?

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    Man, seriously, what if that would've hit your wiener. I have not the capacity to fathom the pain level that one would experience after having a set of handlebars take a core sample of ones little German soldier.

    Heal fast bro, better you than me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slope folk
    Umm . . . . How did Weldo get ahold of that photo?
    He's my *** hag on Facebook.

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