You call that a drunk post???
I'm sorry sir, that was the weakest attempt at a drunk post ever. I give this sh!t an "F". As your attorney, I'd advise you to get drunk again and repost some long winded drivel that ranges in emotion from inconsolable rage to apologetic empathy.
.........or let Samantha in on your log on and lets see what sort of game she's got .
.....cheatin' life, and peelin' out on the lawn.........