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    The...You might be a redneck if...thread

    Alright - I cracked myself up with this one.
    It's going over pretty well on the dreaded FB as well.
    Modified here a little, but...

    If you drink boxed wine...from a throwback Broncos pint glass...from Arby's...while working on your bike...for entertainment...on a Friday night...
    YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!




    What'yall got???


    This thread could also be the latest "drinking/listening to" thread.

    Drinking boxed wine - listening to 99.5 the mountain.

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    If you look like me........

    Or do Half of the dumb sh!t I have done in my day.

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    Rednecks don't shop at REI.......Try Cabella's and what is that in the driveway. Where's the F-150

    You might be a "yuppie" if you drink your wife's boxed wine out of a vintage Broncos glass you got on Ebay.

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    Rednecks also work on their bikes flipped upside down that stand is way too pro for a redneck.

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    My neck really is red.

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    The 4x4 sticker must count for something?
    And the Mongoose MTB???
    And maybe if you saw the mailbox behind that tree that is bungee'd to the post?



    And the rusty '79 Kawasaki 400 LTD in the background? Last licensed in '88.

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    Keep trying!

    Might be time for a backup photo.

    All I see in the background is the suburbs.

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    ^^^ lulz.
    Lighten up.
    It's a joke.
    What'cha got Dose?

    I truly am the definition of yuppie - right - those that know me??!!

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    Just messing with you. You put it out there. Thought it was funny and I would keep myself entertained at your expense.

    Oh! BTW I am by no means anywhere close to a Redneck so what the hell do I know.

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    Look

    It's a 09 Dodge Charger

    Thanks for the share

    Quote Originally Posted by GIANTkiller View Post
    Alright - I cracked myself up with this one.
    It's going over pretty well on the dreaded FB as well.
    Modified here a little, but...

    If you drink boxed wine...from a throwback Broncos pint glass...from Arby's...while working on your bike...for entertainment...on a Friday night...
    YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!




    What'yall got???


    This thread could also be the latest "drinking/listening to" thread.

    Drinking boxed wine - listening to 99.5 the mountain.

    Dam,
    Bikes are FUN

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    Well for the record I am prolly 1/2 way between yuppie and redneck.
    So post your redneck-est pic, there Dose!

    Come on now - it'll be fun.

    So far I am claiming victory.

    HTRN is a close 2nd, cuz I have seen him, and he has the redneck in his name, ya know.

    Back to the Mongoose - later "ya'll".

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    Got no pics but here's my breakdown. I can't compete. I grew up the burbs! Here are the reasons I lose.....Though I come close on a few.

    1. I wear flannel shirts (because I grew up in New England)
    2. I own trucker hats (because I am a skateboarder)
    3. I do love Miller High Life
    4. I live in a Redneck Colorado town for sure and have great Redneck friends
    5. I own a Tacoma (ummmmm I mean Chevy)
    6. Sh#t, I even went to REI when I was in Denver last weekend.
    7. I eat canned corn straight out the can (This counts right?)
    8. Jim Beam is my shot of choice

    This thread made me laugh. Thanks

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    Think I done got the 'Goose fixed. Gonna have to test it to-marra, I reckon'.

    Nice #7, Dose.

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    Amatuer!

    I'll see your redneck.. and raise you:

    The...You might be a redneck if...thread-web_20120612_151656.jpg

    and.. the mandatory F150... with lift kit.
    The...You might be a redneck if...thread-web_p1040283.jpg

    Right now I'm rebuilding a carburetor at my desk while drinking a PBR. What choo got son?

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    Yesss!
    That's what I'm talkin' bout!
    Now we're onto something.

    And I got.......SWEET F150.
    (not quite big enough, and a little too shiny, but hey - - - )



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    Quote Originally Posted by GIANTkiller View Post
    Yesss!
    That's what I'm talkin' bout!
    Now we're onto something.

    And I got.......SWEET F150.
    (not quite big enough, and a little too shiny, but hey - - - )
    Thanks.. shiny only happens about twice a year, hence why it warranted a pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOEMTBR COLORADO View Post
    It's a 09 Dodge Charger

    Thanks for the share
    Ummm.. I'm gonna go with the yuppie Grand Cherokee.
    The new soccer mom's vehicle of choice.

    I'm still taken back by the bike in the pic though. I didn't know
    this guy rode bikes!

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    First off Redneck's would never use a glass. Try a solo cup, red. Or better yet a 30 pack of Bush or Natty Light.

    I know about rednecks, just moved from North Georgia, not to far from where they filmed the movie Deliverance.

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    them there air gone grips need a buffin
    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

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    Wait.... where is the Redneck of this thread? I am confused... I do see some nice toys however!

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    You own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves. - Jeff Foxworthy

    /end inane thread

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    A redneck who drinks... wine?? Don't think so!

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    Wait...... MD 20/20 and Boones Farm are staples. Boxed wine? Who needs any sort of glass? Its like drinking milk straight from the jug.

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    i got ya some redneck!

    pbr when hair was cool
    The...You might be a redneck if...thread-scan0001.jpg

    The...You might be a redneck if...thread-f-100.jpg

    that was a bad ass truck! rolled it a month after i bought it- hadnt even made my first payment

    this is the product after rebuild! cant find the pic after the light kit on roll bar!

    police interceptor 390 thing had balls!
    I'm a cowboy on a steel horse i ride!

    the blog

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    ^^PBR, if that's a brown Carhartt jacket or jumpsuit your wearin, you might be a redneck.^^

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