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    Typical Irrationally Traumatized Sack - TITS Night Ride

    So much T.I.T.S. every week, figgered it was time to mix it up a bit... I'm sure you've heard of the Russian artist who nailed his nether regions to the pavement in Red Square in protest against the criminal prosecution of a Russian feminist punk band. And if you hadn't, you have now. But whatever... riding bikes. That's how we do, sometimes for a cause and sometimes not but ALWAYS for fun.

    Meet at Ironworks Brewpub Thursday at 6pm, wheels a'rollin' by 6:30 at the latest. Probably climb (and descend) the Big Green Hill™ a couple of times and then head back to the pub for beer, food, and good company.

    See you peeps there!
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    Will tater tots be served?
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    I think I can make this one.

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    Bringing a bunch of 16d for y'all....and a 4d for myself.
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    Got my new Northwave winter kicks in the mail today... stoked to ride me some bieks with warm feets! Let's see if we can get some people out for a ride that haven't been in a while. Paging Ithnu... would you mind passing me a beer?

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    Re: Typical Irrationally Traumatized Sack - TITS Night Ride

    Quote Originally Posted by lubes17319 View Post
    Who's got the hammer?
    Hammer down brah

    I'll be in attendance as this seems worthy of my time :thumbup:

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    Man, I've been slacking lately and I haven't seen all y'all's ugly faces in a while. I will try to make this...

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    Im sorry im new and don't really understand the lingo (yet)

    When you say " the Big Green Hill" is that an actual trail or is there just a big hill in the back lot you guys climb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlakoGT View Post
    Im sorry im new and don't really understand the lingo (yet)

    When you say " the Big Green Hill" is that an actual trail or is there just a big hill in the back lot you guys climb?
    Green Mountain in Lakewood, CO. Meet at Ironworks Brewpub (12354 W Alameda Pkwy, Lakewood, CO 80228) around 6pm and riding shortly after. A little earlier if you'd like to enjoy a pre-ride pint, the brews at Ironworks are pretty tasty. Green Mountain has a curfew of 10pm, all other parks in the area have a 1-hour-past-sunset curfew, so "The Big Green Hill" is one of the go-to spots for night riding in the winter time.
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    Mebbeh, but L8.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_andy View Post
    Mebbeh, but L8.
    I'm in. See ya there

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    Sounds like a plan, Im looking for a mount for my flashlight. If I find it Ill be joining.

    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker View Post
    Green Mountain in Lakewood, CO. Meet at Ironworks Brewpub (12354 W Alameda Pkwy, Lakewood, CO 80228) around 6pm and riding shortly after. A little earlier if you'd like to enjoy a pre-ride pint, the brews at Ironworks are pretty tasty. Green Mountain has a curfew of 10pm, all other parks in the area have a 1-hour-past-sunset curfew, so "The Big Green Hill" is one of the go-to spots for night riding in the winter time.

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    T.I.T.S! It's T.I.T.S, Suckah!

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    terrible incision traumatizes subject
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    Quote Originally Posted by WKD-RDR View Post
    terrible incision traumatizes subject
    Ha! Win!

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    I'm in. Extra cat buttholes (olives) on my post ride burrito please.

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    Twin Ion Thrust System - Star Wars TITS?
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    Is this going to be a recursive ride? If so, I'll join in a few weeks when work stuff isn't in the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAmtbiker View Post
    Is this going to be a recursive ride? If so, I'll join in a few weeks when work stuff isn't in the way.
    Nearly every Thursday.

    It's nearly snow time, so I'll be joining a whole lot more when that happens.

    I'm now out for tomorrow...work...

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    Re: Typical Irrationally Traumatized Sack - TITS Night Ride

    Quote Originally Posted by gearwhine View Post
    It's nearly snow time, so I'll be joining a whole lot more
    Bueno mi amigo! :thumbup:

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    Tyrannically Inspired Testicular Stapling
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