This reminds me of a joke I once heard....
2 tics (fleas in the original joke) are in the Denver Airport bar.
Tic 1 says to the other "I really need to get to LA to see my mother, but can't afford the airfare"
Tic 2 says "No problem! All you do if find stewardess that is on an LA bound flight, crawl up her leg and nestle in for the ride."
Tic 1 says "You're a genius!" He does just that and drifts off to sleep in a nice warm, soft bed.
When he wakes up, he is startled by a strong gust of wind and realizes that he is stuck in the beard of a guy going 50 mph on a Harley up Poudre Canyon.
Ba Dump Ba!