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Straight up - to the dude who took my bike last week -
I don't know who you are. I don't know where you took my bike. If you are looking to sell it, you're going to have a very hard time. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave it back at Ironworks, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you post any PIECE of my baby online, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will [REPORT YOU TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES].
That said, I feel bad that you have to resort to stealing bikes to make it by. Your life must be simply awful, and you will have a terrible time getting any money out of such a unique bike without me or someone I know noticing.
Anyway, I still have more bikes. Let's ride!
Ironworks (park close to the outdoor smoking patio this time, moar witnesses), 6:00PM Thursday, hydration, good times, cold beverages.
Let's get The Best Revenge.
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