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    Talking about I have a cerTain set of Skills - T.I.T.S. Night ride - Ironworks


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    Straight up - to the dude who took my bike last week -
    I don't know who you are. I don't know where you took my bike. If you are looking to sell it, you're going to have a very hard time. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave it back at Ironworks, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you post any PIECE of my baby online, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will [REPORT YOU TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES].

    That said, I feel bad that you have to resort to stealing bikes to make it by. Your life must be simply awful, and you will have a terrible time getting any money out of such a unique bike without me or someone I know noticing.

    Anyway, I still have more bikes. Let's ride!

    Ironworks (park close to the outdoor smoking patio this time, moar witnesses), 6:00PM Thursday, hydration, good times, cold beverages.

    Let's get The Best Revenge.
    The correct number of bikes one should own is N+1, where N is the number of bikes currently owned.

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    Crikey, the mongrel that done that needs a proper beatdown.
    Good on ya, mate!

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    Out this week, headed to the Whistlers. If you need to buy a roll of quarters for an old-fashioned sock party I've got a couple Hamiltons to give.
    The older I get, the faster I was.





    Punch it, Chewie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker View Post
    Out this week, headed to the Whistlers. If you need to buy a roll of quarters for an old-fashioned sock party I've got a couple Hamiltons to give.
    Talking about I have a cerTain set of Skills - T.I.T.S. Night ride - Ironworks-wzg8dne.jpg
    Jimbo: Hey! You're that drunken posse. Wow...can I join ya?
    Homer: [skeptical] I don't know...can you swing a sack of door knobs?
    Jimbo: _Can_ I?
    Homer: You're in! Here's the sack.
    Moe: But you gotta supply your own knobs.
    The correct number of bikes one should own is N+1, where N is the number of bikes currently owned.

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    That's the spirit, brother!

    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker View Post
    Out this week, headed to the Whistlers. If you need to buy a roll of quarters for an old-fashioned sock party I've got a couple Hamiltons to give.
    Why would you do that? There's snow all over trails right now!
    Les grimpées, je les déteste!

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    What a great reason to ride bikes

    Love your attitude Hirsch and I'd love to join you in a pedal this week!

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    Some TITS-ers getting prepped......
    Les grimpées, je les déteste!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hirschmj View Post
    Let's get The Best Revenge.
    Definitely in for this!

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    Hirsch - good to see you having a good attitude regarding the Krampus.

    Have fun out there!

    I'm out this week.

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    Les grimpées, je les déteste!

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    I've got a busy afternoon but I'm working on being there as the freshies are falling from the skies

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    Bonus! It's Besaws birfday today. I think he's 21 now!

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    Re: Talking about I have a cerTain set of Skills - T.I.T.S. Night ride - Ironworks

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    Heads up Flyboy!!
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    Dammit!! I should work less Hirsch!!

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    I typed in fat bike meme and got this.

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    You have just been mentally Rick Roll'd. Yup you're thinking about it right now aren't you? Don't fight it.

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