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    Cool-blue Rhythm Sorry in advance, but...

    ... I had to post this. It's got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time...

    Scanned from Mountain Bike Action magazine, August 2007, page 28; First featured letter to the editor in the 'Trailgrams' section:
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    Can you imagine being poor Gary from Calgary?

    I think I'd want to sue!

    I'm guessing some young editor lost a cheek or two over this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by J\V
    Can you imagine being poor Gary from Calgary?

    I think I'd want to sue!

    I'm guessing some young editor lost a cheek or two over this!

    that is just plain and simple....funny.

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    Besides his long cock-pit,

    He plugged Santa Cruz, Thomson, and Kenda.

    Just like I did, and you did too!

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    Sue? That is why everything is overly expensive. Sue?
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    Joke dude, joke...
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    I must need more coffee, but other than the shameless plugs - I'm not getting it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lagarto grande
    I must need more coffee, but other than the shameless plugs - I'm not getting it.
    "I am six feet tall and like a long cock-..."
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

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    I don't see how that is funny it has a hyphen after it showing that the word continues on the next page or underneath. I guess it's funny to people that don't know how to read or read really slowly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickle
    "I am six feet tall and like a long cock-..."
    Ahhh... Apparently I need more coffee
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinkerjuarez
    I don't see how that is funny it has a hyphen after it showing that the word continues on the next page or underneath. I guess it's funny to people that don't know how to read or read really slowly.
    or maybe you're too mature for this place.

    i laughed.

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    you guys argue about everything, I thought it was pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokefork
    you guys argue about everything, I thought it was pretty funny.
    No we don't!
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

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    Pretty funny... Good find.
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    Sounds like something you'd read in the back of the Oyster,,,
    **** censorship

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    Funny stuff!

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    What's also funny is that the byline for the letter to the right (outside the scan) reads: "A LITTLE PERSONAL"... No doubt!
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    Is he saying he has a long cock and likes it? Or in general he likes long cocks? It's just not very clear to me.

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    Some one needs to send that into Jay Leno for when he does that bit about the news and ads.

    I had to do a dbl take to make sure I was really reading that! Poor Gary. At least he knows what he likes

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    Done.
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    I'm just happy to see that Mountain Bike Fiction is finally adding some content to the mag.
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    Maybe he just wants one of these...

    Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic...

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    I wounder if you typed "long cock" into Google Image to find that...
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

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    I had to turn on the "safe filter" otherwise guess what you get!
    Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinkerjuarez
    I don't see how that is funny it has a hyphen after it showing that the word continues on the next page or underneath. I guess it's funny to people that don't know how to read or read really slowly.
    wow, go back to your book in the dark corner.

    I found it to be very funny, but that dude totally needs a years subscription at the very least.

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