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    Someone had to post it - "Sh1t mountain bikers say"



    Maybe it oughta be "Sh1t Mountain Bikers From the UK Say"...
    The correct number of bikes one should own is N+1, where N is the number of bikes currently owned.

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    Trying not to laugh out load (I'm at work), I choked instead...

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    bacon! bacon! bacon!
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    Bro... so stoked.

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    We are definitely devolving.

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    Reminds me of...


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    The "Dude-Bro" needs constant recognition and acceptance of their actions because they lack the integrity and personal conviction to accomplish a task without video or photographic documentation to post to the internet.

    It's a pointless and inane cycle, with a vernacular to match. Also, known as a virtual "mushroom stamp", or dick-waving-contest.

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    I didn't understand half of that. Whats a "brau-pow?"

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    Brown Pow!
    The older I get, the faster I was.





    Punch it, Chewie.

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    That made my afternoon. "29er's are so gay".

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogbie View Post
    The "Dude-Bro" needs constant recognition and acceptance of their actions because they lack the integrity and personal conviction to accomplish a task without video or photographic documentation to post to the internet.

    It's a pointless and inane cycle, with a vernacular to match. Also, known as a virtual "mushroom stamp", or dick-waving-contest.
    whatever dude.

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    Now older but less slow!
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    I looked for this a couple of days ago after my wife posted one called **** Foodies Say

    It wasn't available then. I knew it was only a matter of time.

    I'm very guilty of using words like, rad, gnarly, stoked, epic, my suspension's fvcked.... Actually that last one I use quite a lot I'm 41, I should learn to grow up. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogbie View Post
    The "Dude-Bro" needs constant recognition and acceptance of their actions because they lack the integrity and personal conviction to accomplish a task without video or photographic documentation to post to the internet.

    It's a pointless and inane cycle, with a vernacular to match. Also, known as a virtual "mushroom stamp", or dick-waving-contest.
    And some of us just like to go fast, jump sh1t and have fun with our friends.

    You must be a hit at parties.

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    Brown pow!
    The older I get, the faster I was.





    Punch it, Chewie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowtron View Post
    And some of us just like to go fast, jump sh1t and have fun with our friends.

    You must be a hit at parties.
    be careful, he'll neg rep you in a flash. Real tough guy!

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    Dude, what tires you runnin?
    Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other. Red Foreman - That 70's show.

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    Dudes - you are sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogbie View Post
    The "Dude-Bro" needs constant recognition and acceptance of their actions because they lack the integrity and personal conviction to accomplish a task without video or photographic documentation to post to the internet.

    It's a pointless and inane cycle, with a vernacular to match. Also, known as a virtual "mushroom stamp", or dick-waving-contest.
    You gotta be kidding.

    .




    Strava: turn off your dork logger when you're not on sanctioned trails.

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    Sometimes the softest hits are the hardest

    Quote Originally Posted by flowtron View Post
    And some of us just like to go fast, jump sh1t and have fun with our friends.

    You must be a hit at parties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davec113 View Post
    You gotta be kidding.
    Isn't that what the critics said of Jonathan Swift?

    Though I am no comparison to him; he is merely an inspiration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogbie View Post
    Isn't that what the critics said of Jonathan Swift?

    Though I am no comparison to him; he is merely an inspiration.
    yep, chicken's brother.

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    Very funny, I know I've said many of those same things over the years.....Hey what's up with the Debbie Downer Dude
    Id rather wake up in the middle of nowhere then in any city on earth........Steve McQueen

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokefork View Post
    yep, chicken's brother.
    My guess is chicken's lover
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    Strava: turn off your dork logger when you're not on sanctioned trails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davec113 View Post
    My guess is chicken's lover
    The Sophomores called. They want their humor back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokefork View Post
    be careful, he'll neg rep you in a flash. Real tough guy!
    Had a run in with him myself, and got neg rep from him. From what I've seen he's gotta be a lawyer or just an a-hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogbie View Post
    The "Dude-Bro" needs constant recognition and acceptance of their actions because they lack the integrity and personal conviction to accomplish a task without video or photographic documentation to post to the internet.

    It's a pointless and inane cycle, with a vernacular to match. Also, known as a virtual "mushroom stamp", or dick-waving-contest.
    If you're looking for high brow, this ain't the place.

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