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    Medicine Wheel Guy
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    Somebody Please Help This Guy...

    While I appreciate his enthusiasm, there's so much wrong with this post I don't know where to start. Someone please point him in the right direction...

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    Agreed. Lots wrong there. At least he has a cool sign on his post. I have that same sign hanging behind the counter at the shop
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    johnytractor ?

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    Point him...towards California possibly?

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    Gaa-zee-raaaa!
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    The post has a strange air of desperation to it....


    "I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will go DH with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to go DH for the last time. I have bike porn movies in my apartment, and chain lubricants, and amyl nitrite..."

    "Thank you, Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe."
    Now with more vitriol!

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    Living the High Life
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    Bob, Bob had b!tch t!ts. Remember that chest expansion program on late night TV, that was his.

    You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake, you are the same decaying matter as everything else.
    You have just been mentally Rick Roll'd. Yup you're thinking about it right now aren't you? Don't fight it.

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    Well... that is one of the more odd craigslist adds I have seen in this area

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funrover
    Well... that is one of the more odd craigslist adds I have seen in this area
    You should check out the personals.

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    Pictures of crashing do not lend much to instill confidence in skills. Landing a 10 foot huck or whatever would be cool, but endoing a rock dip is no way to get chicks, or DH riders.

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    My leg feels funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla
    The post has a strange air of desperation to it....


    "I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will go DH with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to go DH for the last time. I have bike porn movies in my apartment, and chain lubricants, and amyl nitrite..."

    "Thank you, Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe."
    This is the coolest post ever, it it wasn't so disturbing it'd be my new signature.

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    HAHA, I'm pretty sure we've been working on his bike at our shop. How many 50 lb big hits w/ Monster T's can there be in one town these days!

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    LOL.... Not many friends? Needing to hit up people on Craigslist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martlet
    While I appreciate his enthusiasm, there's so much wrong with this post I don't know where to start. Someone please point him in the right direction...
    No.
    Naysayers never apologize. Critics go to their grave thinking everyone else is wrong.
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    uncle trail - i'm flattered you would even think of me, but no that was not my post. do i know you? do you watch me from the bushes or just on mtbr? are you a boy or girl? i assume a boy by your male sir name, but... if your a girl, are you cute? i'm married though, so i guess it doesn't matter anyway. if we could keep it strictly plutonic, maybe we should ride sometime. let me know ( you obviously know where to find me). XOXOXOXOXO-

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnytractor
    uncle trail - i'm flattered you would even think of me, but no that was not my post. do i know you? do you watch me from the bushes or just on mtbr? are you a boy or girl? i assume a boy by your male sir name, but... if your a girl, are you cute? i'm married though, so i guess it doesn't matter anyway. if we could keep it strictly plutonic, maybe we should ride sometime. let me know ( you obviously know where to find me). XOXOXOXOXO-

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    Quote Originally Posted by davez26
    Pictures of crashing do not lend much to instill confidence in skills. Landing a 10 foot huck or whatever would be cool, but endoing a rock dip is no way to get chicks, or DH riders.
    Crashing? Those aren't crashes, they're a new trick - Jonnywhips! It looks like you're going down, but you pull it back at the last second. They're f'n sweet!
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