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    So, mtb dating?

    Haven't posted in a long while, doing good, riding, workin', drinkin' beer. Riding with a lady that's like a little sister, bad break up, she needs a good dude, she's 38, cute, fit, smart...
    MY dog can lick YOUR dog!

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    So you broke up with your little sister and now you wanna hook her up with a good dude from the internet?

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    Jeez Dave, you're sick!
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    You guys suck im all bummed now

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    Send her here: Mix and Mingle - First ride of the season! | Boulder Mountainbike Alliance

    The couple that's running this ride met at a singles ride, and now are married.
    Take the long cut, we'll get there eventually.

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    I think xcguy should take some pics of her and add those to the thread

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    Pretty sure Dave is saying he rides with a cute girl who just had a bad breakup. I don't think he broke up with her, just trying to fix her up with some great mtn biker dude that he would trust to take care of her. If I wasn't married I would take him up on it.

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    I volunteer Funkmaster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DWF View Post
    I volunteer Funkmaster.
    Always.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker View Post
    Always.
    A nomination and a second!

    Always interested in meeting ladies that ride.

    I'm 36, recently bought a house by Green Mountain and work for a great bike (related) company in Golden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkMaster View Post
    A nomination and a second!

    Always interested in meeting ladies that ride.

    I'm 36, recently bought a house by Green Mountain and work for a great bike (related) company in Golden.
    But he works for DWF which is a whopping strike against him......
    The more out of shape you are, the steeper the hill looks.

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    What up Dave? Good to hear you're still riding, ankle treating you okay since you dropped a house on it?

    FWIW, you just tossed out a piece of fresh meat to a bunch of rapid and unbathed animals....you best act as a filter to make sure they are gentlemen.
    The more out of shape you are, the steeper the hill looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ibmkidIII View Post

    FWIW, you just tossed out a piece of fresh meat to a bunch of rapid and unbathed animals....you best act as a filter to make sure they are gentlemen.
    My name's not Dave and I wouldn't worry too much about it, Elroy/Funkmaster can take care of himself.
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    Mtb speed dating: ride Cen Cone on a busy day and see how many potential mates you can chat up as you pass/ get passed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DWF View Post
    I volunteer Funkmaster.
    I will over rule with Jmf'D. Most of you here should get a kick out of that...

    He's is mid 30s, very athletic, smart n' stuff with a bunch of college degrees oh and a mother f$*ker!
    You have just been mentally Rick Roll'd. Yup you're thinking about it right now aren't you? Don't fight it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ibmkidIII View Post
    But he works for DWF which is a whopping strike against him......
    ROTFL...some else give this man some more rep.
    You have just been mentally Rick Roll'd. Yup you're thinking about it right now aren't you? Don't fight it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryhead View Post
    I think xcguy should take some pics of her and add those to the thread
    Have her pm me for my rates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ibmkidIII View Post
    What up Dave? Good to hear you're still riding, ankle treating you okay since you dropped a house on it?

    FWIW, you just tossed out a piece of fresh meat to a bunch of rapid and unbathed animals....you best act as a filter to make sure they are gentlemen.
    "rapid", we're talking about Strava right?

    And for the record I bath weekly, whether I need to or not.

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    Off topic a bit but I got my old lady yelling Strava at me while were having relations, helps with my best times.
    Gone are the days we stopped to decide,
    Where we should go,
    We just ride...

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    Tell her that I consistently set Strava KOM in the bedroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCS5280 View Post
    Tell her that I consistently set Strava KOM in the bedroom.
    Thats one of the places that it is not the best to be the fastest........I'm just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbabuser View Post
    Mtb speed dating: ride Cen Cone on a busy day and see how many potential mates you can chat up as you pass/ get passed.
    Ha Ha, this ^^^^

    I've never seen so many fit mates before on any trail ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCS5280 View Post
    Tell her that I consistently set Strava KOM in the bedroom.
    Personally I'd be happy at the bottom of the pack. You don't want to be too quick with you performance now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNormsk View Post
    Personally I'd be happy at the bottom of the pack. You don't want to be too quick with you performance now!
    Dangit! I guess my wife's right and I am doing it wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbabuser View Post
    Mtb speed dating: ride Cen Cone on a busy day and see how many potential mates you can chat up as you pass/ get passed.
    Once passed a girl out there hiking with her dog she was just wearing a bra for top.
    "Never get out of the boat. Unless your goin' all the way."

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    Dave-

    Sorry to have helped in the derailment of this thread. I hope your friend finds a decent dude. Though I have to question your choice of asking around here.
    Gone are the days we stopped to decide,
    Where we should go,
    We just ride...

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