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    S.H.O.R.T..P.E.N.I.S ride cancelled

    The S.now H.eavy O.utside R.ide T.omorrow P.ushing the E.nvelope N.orthshore-style I.n S.outh Boulder is canceled due to insecurities and obligations of internet porn.

    Catch you next time.

    Happy trails everyone....and Happy April 1.
    Last edited by lidarman; 04-01-2009 at 10:03 PM.

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    sounds like a pretty boulder-esque riding group...

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    Quote Originally Posted by $ally Hu$tle
    sounds like a pretty boulder-esque riding group...
    It could have been...especially if Sheriff Alderden from Larimer County had input. Those Boulder riders are all alike--Road or Mountain.

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    Well played.
    The older I get, the faster I was.





    Punch it, Chewie.

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    B.A.L.L.S. ride also cancelled.
    B.oulder A.nd L.ongmont L.ouisville S.uperior.

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    Bwaa haa haa! I wondered how long it would take.



    When is Very Aggressive Guys In Ninja Attire Ride to be scheduled?

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    The moderators are watching this very closely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokefork
    The moderators are watching this very closely.
    And they're probably laughing too!!

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    Maybe a longer stem would help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lidarman
    The S.now H.eavy O.utside R.ide T.omorrow P.ushing the E.nvelope N.orthshore-style I.n S.outh Boulder is canceled due to insecurities and obligations of internet porn.

    Catch you next time.

    Happy trails everyone....and Happy April 1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBR me!
    Are you the head of this ride??
    Rumor has it you're changing T.I.T.S. to Pedalin'UphillSingleSpeedY'all and S.H.O.R.T.P.E.N.I.S. crew just ain't man enough to hang with with y'all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Three Phase
    When is Very Aggressive Guys In Ninja Attire Ride to be scheduled?
    This needs to be done. I'm serious.

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    Cancelled? I couldn't go anyway because I am over qualified for this ride.....wait a minute

    Maybe I meant that I am UNDER qualified for this ride.....

    No, maybe that's not it either. I am not-qualified for this ride...er....uh...ummm

    Heck I am not sure now, let me go ask my wife.

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    please don't post up your post ride pics, cancelled or not

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    bleh!!
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