Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 50 of 80
  1. #1
    Your retarded
    Reputation: Nickle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    3,085

    Is it okay to clothes-line shorts of spandex?

    There was a single pair of spandex shorts in my dryer on Sunday. It was out of control on timed-dry. I wanted to do something but I didn't have time. I guess spandex has the right-of-way into my dryer.

    I'm all for hanging up my riding shorts, but I'm an idiot.

    True story.
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

  2. #2
    eci
    Reputation: snowskilz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    2,664
    this thread needs to get back on topic

  3. #3
    post-ride specialist
    Reputation: icegeek's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    4,010
    Quote Originally Posted by snowskilz
    this thread needs to get back on topic

    RACIST!
    Since when did Need have anything to do with this?

  4. #4
    Your retarded
    Reputation: Nickle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    3,085
    Quote Originally Posted by snowskilz
    this thread needs to get back on topic
    LOL! Snowskilz gets it.
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

  5. #5
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Spandex has the right of way, only if the dryer rotates in a counter-clockwise motion and the cyling uniform is brightly colored. If not, you MUST hang your cycling panties on a clothesline to dry.

    It's the bada, AND the bing.

  6. #6
    tiny rider
    Reputation: cartographer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    623
    This thread is worthless...













    without pics!

  7. #7
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448

    Ask and ye shall recieve...

    He must be sponsored by Volvo and Cannondale.

    Is every single XC guy in the world sponsored? Looks like it.
    Attached Images Attached Images

  8. #8
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448

    Some More Fun Pics

    A couple more pre-ride pics.
    Attached Images Attached Images

  9. #9
    I heart the drops
    Reputation: giantsaam's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    1,101

    sweet threads

    I just picked up these sweet threads who wants to shuttle up the hill
    fatguyinspandex-1-01.jpg

  10. #10
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    432
    I can't coexist with myself since I ride XC and DH....it's just constant turmoil, should I go up or down, should I wear spandex or baggies....

  11. #11
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Quote Originally Posted by giantsaam
    I just picked up these sweet threads who wants to shuttle up the hill
    fatguyinspandex-1-01.jpg
    After I borrow my wife's razor to shave my legs, I'm going to check my heart rate and put on matching logo'ed socks. Then I was thinking of having an epic ride up Apex wearing this cool uni...
    Attached Images Attached Images

  12. #12
    Living the High Life
    Reputation: Ithnu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    4,535
    Quote Originally Posted by weimie
    I can't coexist with myself since I ride XC and DH....it's just constant turmoil, should I go up or down, should I wear spandex or baggies....
    Where baggies over spandex, strap your DH bike on your back as you XC up, then switch bikes and DH down with the XC on your back.

    Now you're all set.

    And Joelalamo, where do you keep getting those pictures? Its unnerving you have so many, what else are you hiding?

  13. #13
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Quote Originally Posted by weimie
    I can't coexist with myself since I ride XC and DH....it's just constant turmoil, should I go up or down, should I wear spandex or baggies....
    You should probably wear baggies over your spandex so others don't have to see your package, regardless if you are riding up or bombing down.

  14. #14
    skillz to pay billz
    Reputation: nOOby's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    3,554
    joelalamo45 is biker foxx's mtbr alias

    you heard it here first ;D

  15. #15
    enlightened.
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    1,494
    I don't think you'll see her package either way.

  16. #16
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    I get them from Bikerfox's website.

    http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/

  17. #17
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Quote Originally Posted by athalliah
    I don't think you'll see her package either way.
    Good point... However, this thread is certainly no place for logic, sir.

  18. #18
    rr
    rr is offline
    I don't do PC
    Reputation: rr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    7,401
    Biker Fox has a butt fetish, he doesn't need to dry his shorts cause his azz is sooooo hot!


  19. #19
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    432
    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu
    Where baggies over spandex, strap your DH bike on your back as you XC up, then switch bikes and DH down with the XC on your back.

    Now you're all set.
    Why can't I just ride a freeride bike equipped with a quick release so I can raise and lower my seatpost....I'll piss everyone off that way

  20. #20
    Your retarded
    Reputation: Nickle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    3,085
    Guys, I'm being serious here. I can only hope that the shorts of spandex read this and it somehow gets through to them... and I also hope that everyone will agree with my desire to close-line my shorts of spandex and will comfort me and my tragic experience. I'm such a victim. I would have done something, but I didn't have time. But I did have time to post this thread.
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

  21. #21
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    96
    LOL, this thread just made my cubilcle a much funnier place!

  22. #22
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    604
    Quote Originally Posted by joelalamo45
    A couple more pre-ride pics.

    what in the hell is the matter with you?

  23. #23
    mtbr member
    Reputation: FunkMaster's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    137

    About Cycling Clothing:

    When washing cycling clothing, special care must be exercised. It is imperative that you follow these instructions to prevent damage to your clothing.

    After Exercising/Washing

    o You must rinse your garment(s) immediately after use. Make sure that you hand-wash your clothing in a timely fashion. Your sweat can damage the fabric if these steps are not taken.
    o Hand-wash your clothing in lukewarm water. Avoid rubbing or applying stress on the seams.
    o Do not machine-wash your clothing.
    o Line-dry your clothing. Turn the item(s) inside out when drying. Avoid direct sunlight.

    If you have any questions, regarding the care of your cycling clothing, please do not hesitate to contact...


    Sorry, wrong thread.

  24. #24
    Your retarded
    Reputation: Nickle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    3,085
    Quote Originally Posted by weimie
    Why can't I just ride a freeride bike equipped with a quick release so I can raise and lower my seatpost....I'll piss everyone off that way
    This is my new trail sled. Up and down. Left and right. It goes everywhere my XC bike used to go. I owe it all to the QR seatpost collar.

    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

  25. #25
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Quote Originally Posted by FunkMaster
    When washing cycling clothing, special care must be exercised. It is imperative that you follow these instructions to prevent damage to your clothing.

    After Exercising/Washing

    o You must rinse your garment(s) immediately after use. Make sure that you hand-wash your clothing in a timely fashion. Your sweat can damage the fabric if these steps are not taken.
    o Hand-wash your clothing in lukewarm water. Avoid rubbing or applying stress on the seams.
    o Do not machine-wash your clothing.
    o Line-dry your clothing. Turn the item(s) inside out when drying. Avoid direct sunlight.

    If you have any questions, regarding the care of your cycling clothing, please do not hesitate to contact...


    Sorry, wrong thread.
    Is that method color-safe? I have a lot of logos on my spandex uniform and I don't want them to fade.

  26. #26
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    432
    Next thing you know is a pair of gloves will sneak into your dryer and use it's velco to cling to your other clothes, scarring them for life.

    Gloves the evil do'ers of the dryer.

  27. #27
    Living the High Life
    Reputation: Ithnu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    4,535
    Quote Originally Posted by joelalamo45
    I get them from Bikerfox's website.

    http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/
    I clicked on that and I went blind for 20 seconds!

  28. #28
    bacon! bacon! bacon!
    Reputation: SkaredShtles's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Posts
    11,738
    I'm here to post in this important thread...

  29. #29
    Rolling
    Reputation: lidarman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    11,110
    Come on Nickle, If people keep drying their spandex in the dryer, we might lose access to our chamois!

    Heat must yield to the synthetics.

  30. #30
    Ride Everything
    Reputation: GRAVELBIKE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    2,748
    I totally want one of those SYF/KOM jerseys. Do they make them to fit us "more to love" fellers?
    GRAVELBIKE.COM - ride everything

  31. #31
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    For the record, I don't DH or XC... I am a slopestlye/dirt jumper guy. I only go downhill fast if it's to clear a big set of Crankworx style doubles. Other than that I am a bike park rat.

    But IF I rode down Maxwell, I would ride this bike and wear this helmet and jersey... With baggy shorts of course.
    Attached Images Attached Images

  32. #32
    enlightened.
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    1,494
    Quote Originally Posted by joelalamo45
    Good point... However, this thread is certainly no place for logic, sir.
    Just because I ride a mountain bike and waste half my day on mtbr doesn't mean I'm a dude, dude.


  33. #33
    rr
    rr is offline
    I don't do PC
    Reputation: rr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    7,401
    I thought all self respecting DJ/slopestyle dudes wore jeans and a T?

    Question is do you wear straight leg jeans or flared with faded front?

  34. #34
    Big Boned
    Reputation: Manmountain Dense's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    1,535
    Man, I bet Biker Fox is looking at his site traffic stats and thinking, "Wow, someone loves me!"

    Hey boys. <a href="http://www.bikerfox.com/bikerdance/rump2.html">Avert your eyes.</a>
    Never rub another man's rhubarb.

  35. #35
    eci
    Reputation: snowskilz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    2,664
    why do my knee pads always fall apart in the washer?






















    oh wow can of worms opened

  36. #36
    mtbr member
    Reputation: SinglePowderTrack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    102
    Does anyone know what the deal is with Biker Fox. Is this a joke, or is he for real. I noticed he's from Oklahomo so that could explain some of it I guess.

    Kind of like wearing gaper green and pink on the slopes?
    Now if you're wonderin' what I think of it all, just read the back of this postcard. - WSP

  37. #37
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    I thought all self respecting DJ/slopestyle dudes wore jeans and a T?

    Question is do you wear straight leg jeans or flared with faded front?
    I'm too old for the whole jeans/tight jeans thing... I ride in shorts and a hoodie, or dickies and a t-shirt...

    www.eyespydesigns.com/movies/JoelAlamo_360.wmv
    Attached Images Attached Images

  38. #38
    Inflexable...
    Reputation: kchri's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    1,901
    This thread is going nowhere and shoud be deleted. ASAP...
    Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic...

  39. #39
    Old, stale, negative
    Reputation: bstrick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    800
    Best thread ....EVER!!!

  40. #40
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Quote Originally Posted by kchri
    This thread is going nowhere and shoud be deleted. ASAP...
    Awesome.

  41. #41
    Your retarded
    Reputation: Nickle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    3,085
    Quote Originally Posted by kchri
    This thread is going nowhere and shoud be deleted. ASAP...
    Well, as the original poster, I guess I do have that authority to decide its fate.

    It stays.
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

  42. #42
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    432
    Is it beer before liquor never sicker or is it liquor before beer drunk quicker?

    I can never remember....

  43. #43
    mtbr member
    Reputation: gotdirt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    3,314

    i must have this bike...



    ...so i can finally hang w/ The Inflexibles...

    (but does it come in white?)

  44. #44
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Three more of me and my baggy shorts... You baggy shorts haters will get some joy knowing that I broke my thumb on the crash pic.
    Attached Images Attached Images

  45. #45
    Your retarded
    Reputation: Nickle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    3,085
    Quote Originally Posted by joelalamo45
    Awesome. We're having a little good-natured fun with each other and here comes the fun police.
    Meet kchri. Read between the lines with that one. He's alright.
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

  46. #46
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Quote Originally Posted by Nickle
    Meet kchri. Read between the lines with that one. He's alright.

    My bad...

    I'm trying to keep this post legit by posting pictures of me in my bagggy shorts and stuff.

    I Makes it Real.

  47. #47
    Your retarded
    Reputation: Nickle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    3,085
    Quote Originally Posted by gotdirt
    ...so i can finally hang w/ The Inflexibles...

    (but does it come in white?)
    Cool, but who are the Inflexibles?
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

  48. #48
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Quote Originally Posted by weimie
    Is it beer before liquor never sicker or is it liquor before beer drunk quicker?

    I can never remember....
    Yes and I guess.

  49. #49
    Stiff yet compliant
    Reputation: Moustache rider's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Posts
    1,895
    Old Chinese proverb:

    "If you meet spandex clad rider on trial and poke him in bulge, your ride will have double happy ending."

  50. #50
    Slopestyle Rider
    Reputation: joelalamo45's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,448
    Quote Originally Posted by SinglePowderTrack
    Does anyone know what the deal is with Biker Fox. Is this a joke, or is he for real. I noticed he's from Oklahomo so that could explain some of it I guess.

    Kind of like wearing gaper green and pink on the slopes?
    Lucky for us he's real. You can't fake that, man.

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •