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    New House Rules

    To continue having the privilege of commenting on threads here, the new Front Range Forum House Rules now state:

    Each of you has to start a thread a week on this forum. Not just comment but start a thread a week. Pics are optional. Be proactive. Bring the stoke, don't just sit back and let others do the work.
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcguy View Post
    To continue having the privilege of commenting on threads here, the new Front Range Forum House Rules now state:

    Each of you has to start a thread a week on this forum. Not just comment but start a thread a week. Pics are optional. Be proactive. Bring the stoke, don't just sit back and let others do the work.
    This is your recovery? This will not negate the discredit you've earned.


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    I like it...
    So basically if your not part of the solution you're part of the problem.... works for me.

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    Actually, the official rule is you can't start a thread until you've commented 5 times. I wanted to start a thread when I joined but couldn't and didnt feel like mindlessly commenting 5X. But I just did, and now maybe I'm at 5.

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    We haven't discussed the prerequisites for making new rules. Whatever they are, I'm sure they haven't been met.
    Since when did Need have anything to do with this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedrifter View Post
    Actually, the official rule is you can't start a thread until you've commented 5 times. I wanted to start a thread when I joined but couldn't and didnt feel like mindlessly commenting 5X. But I just did, and now maybe I'm at 5.
    Doesn't stop others from mindlessly commenting 100X and never starting threads. Time for all to contribute.
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icegeek View Post
    We haven't discussed the prerequisites for making new rules. Whatever they are, I'm sure they haven't been met.
    yabbut, xcghuy is trying to deflect from his overall creepiness and the thread that highlights it best right now

    but with moar creepiness?

    lulz

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    You know what I find creepy? Grown men deliberately misspelling words online to try to fit in or look cool or whatever.

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    You're really trying hard to take over where Schnauzers left off, aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcguy View Post
    Doesn't stop others from mindlessly commenting 100X and never starting threads. Time for all to contribute.
    huh.. Mindless comments to you may be Mindful comments to others or just fun to read and laugh about - kinda like the drivel below:

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudge View Post
    You know what I find creepy? Grown men deliberately misspelling words online to try to fit in or look cool or whatever.
    please, share with us all when you plan on inviting xcghuy over to your house

    be sure to take pics

    oh yeah, he'll be the one doing that

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    Eff off. I *am* the Peanut Gallery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudge View Post
    You know what I find creepy? Grown men deliberately misspelling words online to try to fit in or look cool or whatever.
    +1

    Creepy all right.

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    I am hear to post in this important thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kosayno View Post
    You're really trying hard to take over where Schnauzers left off, aren't you?
    There's only one schnauzers.
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smilinsteve View Post
    +1

    Creepy all right.
    please, share with us all when you plan on inviting xcghuy over to your house

    be sure to take pics

    oh yeah, he'll be the one doing that

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    Well, three "comments" from KC already on this short thread. That must mean he's working up a thread for us. Is that right KC?

    edit: Actually, he did already start two new threads. But not here. I took him off my Ignore list to see what was what and, folks, Karate Chicken is one sick puppy.

    Here's his latest on Passion. Could some of you please respond to that thread and tell him to go **** himself? Thanks.

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    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Hey KC, go $%@ yourself. Well at least more than usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu View Post
    Hey KC, go $%@ yourself. Well at least more than usual.
    No, over on Passion and the Western Slope forums.
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcghuy View Post
    I took him off my Ignore list
    admit it sociopath, you've been lurking on me everywhere you possibly could for the past year

    how else would you know what my beach cruiser looks like in order for you to stalk me down and make cheap threats in person?

    anywho, looky what i hooked



    as far as my posts in the western slope and passion forums go, if the powers that be in this website feel they are inappropriate, they will delete them and/or ban me again

    now when are you coming to bongmont to "confront" (lulz) me again? i need to pen it in on my schedule

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    Quote Originally Posted by KarateChicken View Post
    admit it sociopath, you've been lurking on me everywhere you possibly could for the past year

    how else would you know what my beach cruiser looks like in order for you to stalk me down and make cheap threats in person?

    anywho, looky what i hooked



    as far as my posts in the western slope and passion forums go, if the powers that be in this website feel they are inappropriate, they will delete them and/or ban me again

    now when are you coming to bongmont to "confront" (lulz) me again? i need to pen it in on my schedule
    Holy crap. I took KC off my Ignore list for a few minutes to see what he's up to. If this post right here is any indication of his mental state, he's gone completely nutso. He might be kidding, I don't know, but me going up to him on his beach cruiser and making threats is completely delusional. I'm serious.

    "as far as my posts in the western slope and passion forums go, if the powers that be in this website feel they are inappropriate, they will delete them and/or ban me again"


    Somebody who knows him personally needs to check in on him. Really.
    Last edited by xcguy; 06-21-2012 at 09:07 AM.
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    moar lulz, plz

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    Scene: In the dark basement of his doting mother's house, xcghuy is busily deleting all of the creeper pics he has taken of women the past eight years. Sweat pours from his brow as he frantically works away, hoping that nobody can lurk the offensive threads faster than he erases his voyeuristic past.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcguy View Post
    Holy crap. He might be kidding, I don't know, I'm serious.
    You really think he's serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcguy View Post
    Holy crap. I took KC off my Ignore list for a few minutes to see what he's up to. If this post right here is any indication of his mental state, he's gone completely nutso. He might be kidding, I don't know, but me going up to him on his beach cruiser and making threats is completely delusional. I'm serious.

    Somebody who knows him personally needs to check in on him. Really.
    Really? You never ignored him. Typical stalker style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kosayno View Post
    You're really trying hard to take over where Schnauzers left off, aren't you?
    Where did that yappy dog go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCS5280 View Post
    Where did that yappy dog go?
    wait.... someone cares?
    Take the long cut, we'll get there eventually.

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    conversation between kc and schnauzers:
    schnauzers: dude, you are bringing the lulz and all but don't you remember that someone stalked me on the internet and I wasn't too happy about it.
    KC: but I am bringing some serious lulz on this cat
    schnauzers: the lulz is cool but stalking isn't.
    KC: but i am all about the lulz.
    schnauzers: dude, i am sensitive to stalking
    kc: this conversation with you is lulz

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    lol. You can't define the house rules when it's not your house, guy. The rules are defined here: Terms of Use.

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    Both of KCs stalker threads on Passion and Western Slope were taken down. Thank you moderators.

    Does anyone here actually know KarateChicken? Could you talk to him and see what his state of mind is? I really think he needs psychiatric help with his own demons.
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    KC & XC, you guys should just fuck and get it over with
    always mad and usually drunk......

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcguy View Post
    Both of KCs stalker threads on Passion and Western Slope were taken down. Thank you moderators.

    Does anyone here actually know KarateChicken? Could you talk to him and see what his state of mind is? I really think he needs psychiatric help with his own demons.
    You are too funny. You take inappropriate photographs of women you don't know and don't ask. Then, you call the Chicken a stalker? You also must be PMing away to the sickos that support you. Just admit that you were wrong to take those photos and be done with it. Here, I'll help you...

    My name is XCGuy and I want to apologize for posting pictures of women and their body parts online, without permission. I know it was rude and creepy, but I will not do it without asking from now on. I will pay Colfax hookers money to pose for my shots, from now on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmg71 View Post
    KC & XC, you guys should just fuck and get it over with
    KC can "de-flower" XC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmg71 View Post
    KC & XC, you guys should just fuck and get it over with
    Now that's bringing on the lulz..

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    There are so many posts in here for +rep I ran out of what I'm allowed to hand out for the day.

    And this thread is useless without pics.


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    Quote Originally Posted by xcguy View Post
    Both of KCs stalker threads on Passion and Western Slope were taken down. Thank you moderators.

    Does anyone here actually know KarateChicken? Could you talk to him and see what his state of mind is? I really think he needs psychiatric help with his own demons.
    They should delete his stalker post here as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by drunkenbikesnob View Post
    I will pay Colfax hookers money to pose for my shots, from now on.
    Sadly I've been down this dark road...


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    The trails aren't muddy or snowbound, yet so much forum angst and drama. Get out there and ride away your demons, people!

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    KarateChicken says:

    "as far as my posts in the western slope and passion forums go, if the powers that be in this website feel they are inappropriate, they will delete them and/or ban me again"

    Well, yeah, they did feel they were inappropriate and deleted then. Ban you again? I'll vote for that. What username were you posting under when you were banned before?
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Can we all get along?
    I would really love to organize a group ride for the mtbr front range crowd. Xcguy and karate chicken obligatory attendees - obviously we should expect high turnout from their respective entourages jayfragglerock and drunkenbikesnot. What are some good dates? Discuss!

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    WTF? This thread is 2 pages already?
    Gotta get up to get down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaeckerX1 View Post
    WTF? This thread is 2 pages already?
    Well, whenever I start a thread or post any comment, rogbie/DBS and KC start their stalker posting of me. So they've contributed 10 replies already. See how it works?
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Haven't heard a cockle, doodle, or a do from the chicken today. xcguy musta got him banished to the coop. I think I just wrote a poem.

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    Maybe he upped his medication. Or his handlers hit him with a tranquilizer dart. I was hoping for a little more entertainment today.

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    THIS JUST IN: Live footage of the demise of Karate Chicken.


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    lulz, right there^

    xcghuy's deflection thread is still alive

    everyone ignore my creeper thread and pay attention to *this*

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcghuy View Post
    What username were you posting under when you were banned before?
    moar lulz, right there^


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    please folks keep em coming... this is pure, silly genius!
    What does Marsellus Wallace look like, A BIT*H?

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    Nothing better than some 5150. It's a Van Halen reference. I think your old enough to get it KC?
    What does Marsellus Wallace look like, A BIT*H?

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