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    MTN BIKER angst: DH vs. the WORLD!!!!!

    Apex, Maxwell, FFS.
    Nobody cares (at least not someone who is emotionally adjusted) what you ride, or how you ride it.
    so all of you DH folks who feel the need to spew ridiculous verbiage about your exploits and skills.........I mean SKILLZZ.
    give it rest, we got the part about the GNAR and the fact that you cause sonic booms from speed and the sound of your squeaky suspension hittng some CLIFF DROP!!!!
    and the rest of us are either lycra Fegggs, or old and slow.

    the whole bitc% people have is when someone passes them at a high rate of speed in an unsafe manner.
    I think most MTN Bikers realize it is a bummer to lose momentum on a nice line.................but we also recognize you have a RESPONSIBILITY to conduct yourself in a SAFE and COURTEOUS MANNER.

    I think we all understand that things happen on the trail, such that you don't need to intentionally ruin that grace period that most people allow cyclist these days.
    I rode on Sunday, and EVERYBODY (Horseback and Ranger included) gave me a free pass on the trail.
    I also scared the crap out of a couple that was hidden from view when I came blasting down the trail section.
    I had to lock up and exit the trail.
    I could have simply blasted by them, but that is NOT responsible or acceptable.
    I told them I spotted the section, and failed to see them.
    I then apologized several times, because regardless of the situation: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF YOURSELF AND BIKE AT ALL TIMES.
    the people were very cool, and I hope they did not feel disrespected.
    I would certainly have a problem with my parents/grandparents being buzzed by some selfish little jerk.
    the point is that mistakes happen enough, without being an ass clown and ignoring the regulations.
    there are simply too many trail users to "let it fly" and not expect that time to time, you will need to hold back from going full out.

    I get that it is you against the world, and as a suburban white kid, you have a lot to rail against the world about.
    but the fact remains, you are F*c^i$g it up for the rest of your bretheren, read: ALL CYCLIST WHO APPRECIATE THE USE OF TRAILS.

    nobody, (hiker, cyclist, equestrian) appreciates a high speed fly by.
    it is rude, selfish and dangerous.
    stop and wait FFS, if you NEED to take that line at mach speed, make sure you can do it SAFELY.

    I remember when riding at Stemboat one day, and some snowboarder came close to clipping me and my G'Friend.
    As I watched him continue down the hill, I saw him lose control and plow into someone going at least 25mph.
    the guy got up and left immediately.
    then, three guys got up and followed him.................and were catching him as I lost sight of them on another trail.
    somebody got THUMPED that day.
    it's unfortunate, but clearly some people are in need of that type of 'behavior modification'
    I hope I never hit anyone, or am hit on a trail.
    but if I find that the accident was a result of arrogance and willful breaking of the trail code..............it will not be pleasant.

    WE understand that you are "getting your stoke on", OK we got it.
    we ride bikes too, so enough with the preaching.
    the point is that your not allowed to endanger other trail users through willful disregard of the RULES.
    nobody is special or exempt from the rules.
    grow up.
    do you really wan to be the guy that is responsible for the serious injury or death of another human being?

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    Who is the target audience of this thread?
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsalty
    I get that it is you against the world, and as a suburban white kid, you have a lot to rail against the world about.
    that was racist

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    This may be appreciated more in the DH forum. The response there would be psick.

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    This may go on for some time.
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    i like avocado

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickle
    Who is the target audience of this thread?
    specifically, the DH contingent that seems to be invloved in the Apex and Maxwell threads as of late.

    overall, ALL people who use a bicycle (of any type)to descend multi use trails.

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    Its funny because he's trolling, but he's going to get a bunch of sarcastic drunk trolls who have no care if they're caught.

    I guess we all win

    And Todd, avocados suck! I'll be down with work around 5pm today dude.

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    does spelling count?

    Quote Originally Posted by NIKEL
    Who is the target audience of this thread?
    um, i think he's talking specifically to you...

    "mtN bIKer angst: dh vs. thE worLd!!!!!"







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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu
    Its funny because he's trolling, but he's going to get a bunch of sarcastic drunk trolls who have no care if they're caught.

    I guess we all win

    And Todd, avocados suck! I'll be down with work around 5pm today dude.
    in the meantime................GNAR and CARNAGE!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsalty
    in the meantime................GNAR and CARNAGE!!!!!!
    Good, then we'll all have some fun, better get your full face and goggles ready, or the carnage from the gnar will get in your eyes.

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    Is this an essay for a school paper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu
    that was racist
    XC versus DH racingcism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gotdirt
    um, i think he's talking specifically to you...

    "mtN bIKer angst: dh vs. thE worLd!!!!!"






    Can't be me, he spelled my name right.

    (Dang that was a good catch gotdirt! LOL.)
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigerwah
    Is this an essay for a school paper?
    Wouldn't that make the community look great, someone goes and quotes all this poo

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    Could i get a price check on Vagisil in isle 2 please. That's a price check on Vagisil in isle 2 please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsalty
    I get that it is you against the world, and as a suburban white kid, you have a lot to rail against the world about.

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    keystone opens tomorrow

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    If someone could make one of these fit my bike it would save me alot of wasted stopping on the trail...

    Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic...

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    F*** Apex and Maxwell, I'm gonna shuttle Barr trail on Pikes Peak...........during the Pikes Peak marathon BIATCHES!

    Then I'm gonna ride my moto on the CT while wearing a "XCers can SUCK ME, I'm a DHer" t-shirt

    You can't touch my mofo mojo

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    Quote Originally Posted by zachdank
    Could i get a price check on Vagisil in isle 2 please. That's a price check on Vagisil in isle 2 please.
    wow, MR Dank, that IS some funny stuff.
    I bet all the other 8th graders look up to you.

    is your bravado a result of your fear, or your penis size?

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    OK I'll Bite.

    Is this a joke?

    First off, people might take you serious if you used punctuation and correct spelling.

    Second, you may want to try riding your bike with a SEAT, or maybe you like the feel of the seatpost up your ASS.

    Third, **** YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsalty
    wow, MR Dank, that IS some funny stuff.
    I bet all the other 8th graders look up to you.

    is your bravado a result of your fear, or your penis size?

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    is your bravado a result of your fear, or your penis size?
    Hahaha!

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    maybe they'll all end up like this guy...

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    I will poop on you and your bike

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    please make sure you helmet strap is securely fashioned before attempting high speed manovers

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    "Can't we all just get along?"


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    Alright! Let's start up the carbon fiber wars again...
    Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mkrobert81
    OK I'll Bite.

    Is this a joke?

    First off, people might take you serious if you used punctuation and correct spelling.

    Second, you may want to try riding your bike with a SEAT, or maybe you like the feel of the seatpost up your ASS.

    Third, **** YOU!
    I guess you bite, because you are obviously a BAD MOFO, now aren't you?
    what spelling?
    why does punctuation and sentence structure matter on an internet mesage board?

    up my ASSSSS??
    got your feelrs' hurt there,
    over an internet posting?

    and F YOU?
    so angry, yet still behaving like a child.

    what about the actual content of the post has you so fired up exactly?
    I mean it is COOL and all to be so AGGRO and ANGST like, but what exactly is the reason?

    the real question is that do you know that YOU are a JOKE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kchri
    If someone could make one of these fit my bike it would save me alot of wasted stopping on the trail...


    It would be very helpful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowskilz
    keystone opens tomorrow

    Can I still take my DH bike?
    .




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    I'll bite too.

    Sounds like you are a bit pissed off at the DH scene, which in fact, is a pertty cool thing. To me, it sounds like you got blown off of the trail by some DH'er who passed you and now you want to steoreo us all into one group of A$$holes.
    Hope I see you at the next race when I hop off of my XC bike at the end of the race then go hope on my DH rig for some practice runs.
    Oh and I agree that fast passing or whatever you call it sucks, but it's not cool to gourp all DH'ers into one group. If we were all in one group there would't only be one of us blowing past you, but a whole army! And you might even get run over! wow

    Edit: Being drunk had me really thinking that you were serious, disregard everthing that I jsut said and besides the part of the me riding the XC then going to ride practice for DH, i really do do that.
    Passion is what we all need, the rest is secondary.
    Yeah I ride fixed on occasion, get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmooreboards
    Being drunk had me really thinking that you were serious, disregard everthing that I jsut said and besides the part of the me riding the XC then going to ride practice for DH, i really do do that.
    You're already drunk? Sweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsalty
    Apex, Maxwell, FFS.
    Nobody cares (at least not someone who is emotionally adjusted) what you ride, or how you ride it.
    so all of you DH folks who feel the need to spew ridiculous verbiage about your exploits and skills.........I mean SKILLZZ.
    give it rest, we got the part about the GNAR and the fact that you cause sonic booms from speed and the sound of your squeaky suspension hittng some CLIFF DROP!!!!
    and the rest of us are either lycra Fegggs, or old and slow.

    the whole bitc% people have is when someone passes them at a high rate of speed in an unsafe manner.
    I think most MTN Bikers realize it is a bummer to lose momentum on a nice line.................but we also recognize you have a RESPONSIBILITY to conduct yourself in a SAFE and COURTEOUS MANNER.

    I think we all understand that things happen on the trail, such that you don't need to intentionally ruin that grace period that most people allow cyclist these days.
    I rode on Sunday, and EVERYBODY (Horseback and Ranger included) gave me a free pass on the trail.
    I also scared the crap out of a couple that was hidden from view when I came blasting down the trail section.
    I had to lock up and exit the trail.
    I could have simply blasted by them, but that is NOT responsible or acceptable.
    I told them I spotted the section, and failed to see them.
    I then apologized several times, because regardless of the situation: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF YOURSELF AND BIKE AT ALL TIMES.
    the people were very cool, and I hope they did not feel disrespected.
    I would certainly have a problem with my parents/grandparents being buzzed by some selfish little jerk.
    the point is that mistakes happen enough, without being an ass clown and ignoring the regulations.
    there are simply too many trail users to "let it fly" and not expect that time to time, you will need to hold back from going full out.

    I get that it is you against the world, and as a suburban white kid, you have a lot to rail against the world about.
    but the fact remains, you are F*c^i$g it up for the rest of your bretheren, read: ALL CYCLIST WHO APPRECIATE THE USE OF TRAILS.

    nobody, (hiker, cyclist, equestrian) appreciates a high speed fly by.
    it is rude, selfish and dangerous.
    stop and wait FFS, if you NEED to take that line at mach speed, make sure you can do it SAFELY.

    I remember when riding at Stemboat one day, and some snowboarder came close to clipping me and my G'Friend.
    As I watched him continue down the hill, I saw him lose control and plow into someone going at least 25mph.
    the guy got up and left immediately.
    then, three guys got up and followed him.................and were catching him as I lost sight of them on another trail.
    somebody got THUMPED that day.
    it's unfortunate, but clearly some people are in need of that type of 'behavior modification'
    I hope I never hit anyone, or am hit on a trail.
    but if I find that the accident was a result of arrogance and willful breaking of the trail code..............it will not be pleasant.

    WE understand that you are "getting your stoke on", OK we got it.
    we ride bikes too, so enough with the preaching.
    the point is that your not allowed to endanger other trail users through willful disregard of the RULES.
    nobody is special or exempt from the rules.
    grow up.
    do you really wan to be the guy that is responsible for the serious injury or death of another human being?
    Do You have Cliff Notes for the epic novel
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    Do You have Cliff Notes for the epic novel
    Look who decided to show up in the CO forums...sup bob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsalty
    I guess you bite, because you are obviously a BAD MOFO, now aren't you?
    what spelling?
    why does punctuation and sentence structure matter on an internet mesage board?

    up my ASSSSS??
    got your feelrs' hurt there,
    over an internet posting?

    and F YOU?
    so angry, yet still behaving like a child.

    what about the actual content of the post has you so fired up exactly?
    I mean it is COOL and all to be so AGGRO and ANGST like, but what exactly is the reason?

    the real question is that do you know that YOU are a JOKE?
    I swear I have NEVER seen anyone so angry on this forum. Moderators can we get a Ban?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsalty
    wow, MR Dank, that IS some funny stuff.
    I bet all the other 8th graders look up to you.

    is your bravado a result of your fear, or your penis size?

    Why would a pro freerider have fear of you or your kind?

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    This thread is great. I love whiney XC angst. Really scares the hell out of all of us DH/Freeride peeps. I know that grown ass men with shaved legs and spandex scare the hell out of me.

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    I'm confused as to who to argue with and exactly what I'm type of rider I am classified as. ??? Could we get a list going and some help as to how to figure out your classification?

    TIA

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitchenware
    I'm confused as to who to argue with and exactly what I'm type of rider I am classified as. ??? Could we get a list going and some help as to how to figure out your classification?

    TIA
    Jim, I think you may be a XDHFRC? Yeah that's it. I'm sure of it.

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    even if I told you I often wear old pearl izumi team bibs under my Dickies shorts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reamer
    Look who decided to show up in the CO forums...sup bob.
    got a message on the dh forum
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    I'm going to continue to do whatever it is that I want to do. I really don't give a crinkle cut chip what people have to say about it, and I don't care if people believe it screws anything up for anyone else.

    I'll do my best not to hit someone, and they should do their best to get the hell out of my way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bpatterson6
    Jim, I think you may be a XDHFRC? Yeah that's it. I'm sure of it.
    Actually, I think the correct term is "XDHFRAMC".. And it does require a quick release seat clamp to qualify.

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    I'll bite too. Stupid generalization? Yes. Some valid points? Yes. I ride my DH bike uphill as well as down, and I can tell you having some fvckwit not yield to me while I'm busting my ass up a hill sucks. I don't whine about it on here though, I make sure said fvckwit knows uphill has the right of way. And if he's an ass about it I will chase him down.

    But give the kids a chance, sometimes you just never think about yielding. I didn't yield when I was young until I cut off someone going uphill and he explained it to me. That and having some idiots (on Maxwell of all places...) nearly run me off the trail was enough to teach me a lesson.

    Now I love going as fast as possible, but I have to say when I'm hiking and someone blasts by me on a bike at mach eighty or whatever I get a little pissed off. I don't know if he's a good rider or not. I don't want to get hit by some idiot. I see out of control people going too fast and hitting others all the time when I snowboard.

    And finally to end my little rant. Just as many XC riders are guilty of this as DH'ers. MrSalty just seems to be jealous if you ask me... Get a big travel bike and see why we love it so much!

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    dh,is a natural progression of all cycling.

    the same as xc came from road and cyclocross.

    i get that you are bitter at some people because some people have no manners,but to hate the hole dh, community is sad on your behalf.

    dont forget dh,fr, are the reason for the bikes we ride today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu
    that was racist
    I'm black.... so STFU!

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    Here's an exstention of this thread you guys may want to check out.

    Read on dudes
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    I don't get it?

    "nobody, (hiker, cyclist, equestrian) appreciates a high speed fly by."

    Are you kidding? I am a Cyclist and I appreciate a high speed fly by. Except when the cyclist is going uphill, in spandex, and leaves a bad smell of XC behind him.

    LOL.
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    Hope I see you at the next race when I hop off of my XC bike at the end of the race then go hope on my DH rig for some practice runs
    Cool. Do you wear spandex on your DH runs? That would be sweet!

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    man,somebody got the hole sandbox in their vagina at the playground today. Seriously, ge a f****g life man, if you have a problem with dhers go cry about it when your in the bathtub shaving your legs or when your riding uphill with our seatpost at full extension but no saddle and the whole seatpost has magically disappeared under your skirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesdc
    man,somebody got the hole sandbox in their vagina at the playground today. Seriously, ge a f****g life man, if you have a problem with dhers go cry about it when your in the bathtub shaving your legs or when your riding uphill with our seatpost at full extension but no saddle and the whole seatpost has magically disappeared under your skirt.
    HAHAHA

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    can't we all agree that lemon meringue pie is the shiznit?


    ZD, the price is 8.50, but you can save if you buy two

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karupshun
    can't we all agree that lemon meringue pie is the shiznit?


    ZD, the price is 8.50, but you can save if you buy two
    Yummy, I'll take 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karupshun
    can't we all agree that lemon meringue pie is the shiznit?


    ZD, the price is 8.50, but you can save if you buy two
    God, how long ago was weimie talking about kids asking her if she likes pie? Lemon Meringue is the best though.

    These threads blow up so fast I don't even have time to say something offensive if I take a few hours off. We have all winter to hate each other folks, or amuse ourselves, I guess it depends on your point of view (not your bike, some of the XC guys are laughing too).

    I also love the people just jumping into this topic who think they have something to say that NO ONE apparently thought of yet

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    mrsalty= whiny, tampon-sportin, weaksauce, stupid jersey wearing, foot dabbing, calorie counting, how do i look in my unitard, no bike-skills whatsoever, borrow my wife's razor so i can shave my legs, asshat who gives all XC peeps a bad name...

    Did i mention no bike skills whatsoever? DH'ers and XC people could get along fine... but then guys like you come along (from both sides).

    You are officially the forum assclown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsalty
    in the meantime................GNAR and CARNAGE!!!!!!


    http://www.break.com/index/stupid-ki...nto-biker.html


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    I think we all need a beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanD
    I think we all need a beer.
    You're probably right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanD
    I think we all need a beer.
    Already done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanD
    I think we all need a beer.
    cheers!

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    Woooot! More beers for evrybody! None for me thoghu, wehh
    Passion is what we all need, the rest is secondary.
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    I take offense when u say squeeking suspension...my suspension is not squeeky thank you very much...im with on the rest of it...sort or i guess lol

    WHy did the apex/maxwell plague have to spread to the dh forum too...thats 2 forums ruined by these stupid traisl now.

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    Did someone say beer?!?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SkaredShtles
    Did someone say beer?!?

    That is the sexiest beer ever.


    ...as I sit here and post with my run-of-the-mill pale ale.


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    You know, I've never had anyone really all out blast right by me. What pisses me off is the dick wads CXDHFRJO's (ain't this some politically correct $hit) that creep by but completely ride off trail, so they don't have to stop. Most FRange trails are already wide enough for two, so why take it off the existing? As for someone (CXDHFRJO) anyone blasting me on the trail, I will turn my 29" rigid singlespeed around, catch their ass in a NYminute, and launch them into next week. But I don't think DH's are the only people guilty of this behaviour??HMMMM??


    Quote Originally Posted by mrsalty
    Apex, Maxwell, FFS.
    Nobody cares (at least not someone who is emotionally adjusted) what you ride, or how you ride it.
    so all of you DH folks who feel the need to spew ridiculous verbiage about your exploits and skills.........I mean SKILLZZ.
    give it rest, we got the part about the GNAR and the fact that you cause sonic booms from speed and the sound of your squeaky suspension hittng some CLIFF DROP!!!!
    and the rest of us are either lycra Fegggs, or old and slow.

    the whole bitc% people have is when someone passes them at a high rate of speed in an unsafe manner.
    I think most MTN Bikers realize it is a bummer to lose momentum on a nice line.................but we also recognize you have a RESPONSIBILITY to conduct yourself in a SAFE and COURTEOUS MANNER.

    I think we all understand that things happen on the trail, such that you don't need to intentionally ruin that grace period that most people allow cyclist these days.
    I rode on Sunday, and EVERYBODY (Horseback and Ranger included) gave me a free pass on the trail.
    I also scared the crap out of a couple that was hidden from view when I came blasting down the trail section.
    I had to lock up and exit the trail.
    I could have simply blasted by them, but that is NOT responsible or acceptable.
    I told them I spotted the section, and failed to see them.
    I then apologized several times, because regardless of the situation: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF YOURSELF AND BIKE AT ALL TIMES.
    the people were very cool, and I hope they did not feel disrespected.
    I would certainly have a problem with my parents/grandparents being buzzed by some selfish little jerk.
    the point is that mistakes happen enough, without being an ass clown and ignoring the regulations.
    there are simply too many trail users to "let it fly" and not expect that time to time, you will need to hold back from going full out.

    I get that it is you against the world, and as a suburban white kid, you have a lot to rail against the world about.
    but the fact remains, you are F*c^i$g it up for the rest of your bretheren, read: ALL CYCLIST WHO APPRECIATE THE USE OF TRAILS.

    nobody, (hiker, cyclist, equestrian) appreciates a high speed fly by.
    it is rude, selfish and dangerous.
    stop and wait FFS, if you NEED to take that line at mach speed, make sure you can do it SAFELY.

    I remember when riding at Stemboat one day, and some snowboarder came close to clipping me and my G'Friend.
    As I watched him continue down the hill, I saw him lose control and plow into someone going at least 25mph.
    the guy got up and left immediately.
    then, three guys got up and followed him.................and were catching him as I lost sight of them on another trail.
    somebody got THUMPED that day.
    it's unfortunate, but clearly some people are in need of that type of 'behavior modification'
    I hope I never hit anyone, or am hit on a trail.
    but if I find that the accident was a result of arrogance and willful breaking of the trail code..............it will not be pleasant.

    WE understand that you are "getting your stoke on", OK we got it.
    we ride bikes too, so enough with the preaching.
    the point is that your not allowed to endanger other trail users through willful disregard of the RULES.
    nobody is special or exempt from the rules.
    grow up.
    do you really wan to be the guy that is responsible for the serious injury or death of another human being?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dash
    .. I will turn my 29" rigid singlespeed around, catch their ass in a NYminute, and launch them into next week...
    Heehee.. catch someone using a rigid singlespeed.. best one I've heard all week. Thanks for that.

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    Your welcome. Most people laugh at that one. Until..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dash
    Your welcome. Most people laugh at that one. Until..
    .. they're so far away you can no longer hear them?


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheelzHater
    maybe they'll all end up like this guy...

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    Um...Is that guy spitting out teeth near the end? I think we can all agree that you have officially eaten big time sh!t if you have to spit out teeth.
    I'm making enemies faster than I can kill them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thump
    Heehee.. catch someone using a rigid singlespeed.. best one I've heard all week. Thanks for that.
    you might be surprised...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu
    You want a real beer? Here's what I'm having after work this afternoon
    Nasty dude, looks like someone pissed in a bottle, and tastes like it too!

    I'm sportin Avery 14th anniversary and Old Jubilation ale this weekend, I'm spoiled

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    Nasty dude, looks like someone pissed in a bottle, and tastes like it too!

    I'm sportin Avery 14th anniversary and Old Jubilation ale this weekend, I'm spoiled
    Funny, a lot of beers hide behind brown bottles and they're yellow anyway. A High Life man is not ashamed of his color, nah, he proudly displays it, making the other beers appear even more inferior, for not only do they taste worse, but are cowards as well.

    And don't start the "clear bottles let more light hurt the beer" Miller figured out a way to add something to MGD and High Life that prevents the UV from ruining the taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu
    Funny, a lot of beers hide behind brown bottles and they're yellow anyway. A High Life man is not ashamed of his color, nah, he proudly displays it, making the other beers appear even more inferior, for not only do they taste worse, but are cowards as well.

    And don't start the "clear bottles let more light hurt the beer" Miller figured out a way to add something to MGD and High Life that prevents the UV from ruining the taste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitchenware
    you might be surprised...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu
    Miller figured out a way to add something to MGD and High Life that prevents the UV from ruining the taste.
    And that something is... urine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve71
    And that something is... urine.
    Yeah, makes you wonder what that is

    I prefer dark beers Ithnu, the thicker and higher the alc% the better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    Yeah, makes you wonder what that is

    I prefer dark beers Ithnu, the thicker and higher the alc% the better.
    Ha ha guys. I like dark beers too. I just go one end or the other, High Life, or micro brews. I think all those Coors light, Bud, MGD are pretty worthless. If I drink dark beer I typically have 2 or 3 good micros, I like dark brown ales and porters, then I usually go with High Life, or Hamms, Milwaukee's Best, PBR etc.

    But if I had to drink only 1 beer for the rest of time, it'd be High Life. So screw your taste, even though it has no affect on my taste or what I purchase. Hey, want to fight about it? Try and force me buddy I'll put back a High Life tonight for ya

    And if you show up somewhere with beer no one likes, no one will ever drink your beer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by si,s
    Good avatar by the way
    Thanks, you like Disturbed too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkaredShtles
    Did someone say beer?!?


    Dude.... DON"T get that shiz started again.... I was beat up from the last time that juice had me sauced.... I didn't know you could get kicked out a bowling ally that fast...

    And your subaru handles the ice quite well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu
    And don't start the "clear bottles let more light hurt the beer" Miller figured out a way to add something to MGD and High Life that prevents the UV from ruining the taste.
    Could that be because there's nothing to ruin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thump
    Could that be because there's nothing to ruin?

    No love, no love...I'm gonna go cry in the corner...while drinking an ice cold High Life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu
    No love, no love...I'm gonna go cry in the corner...while drinking an ice cold High Life
    At 10:30 in the morn? Hardcore man, I'm still waiting for my second cup of coffee to kick in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thump
    At 10:30 in the morn? Hardcore man, I'm still waiting for my second cup of coffee to kick in.
    He's rehydrating with the High life now so he can be ready for the real beer later

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    Quote Originally Posted by thump
    At 10:30 in the morn? Hardcore man, I'm still waiting for my second cup of coffee to kick in.
    Well, not for a few hours, I'm not done at work until 1230 today. So I'll hold in the tears until then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbabuser
    Might be surprised? I think that's more like a guarantee...
    Well, could be true.. Those SS folks are freaks of nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    Nasty dude, looks like someone pissed in a bottle, and tastes like it too!

    I'm sportin Avery 14th anniversary and Old Jubilation ale this weekend, I'm spoiled
    I don't know how anyone can knock the champagne of beers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanD
    I don't know how anyone can knock the champagne of beers.
    Yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thump
    Well, could be true.. Those SS folks are freaks of nature.
    ...or just plain freaks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joelalamo45
    mrsalty= whiny, tampon-sportin, weaksauce, stupid jersey wearing, foot dabbing, calorie counting, how do i look in my unitard, no bike-skills whatsoever, borrow my wife's razor so i can shave my legs, asshat who gives all XC peeps a bad name...

    Did i mention no bike skills whatsoever? DH'ers and XC people could get along fine... but then guys like you come along (from both sides).

    You are officially the forum assclown.
    well, you are certainly articulate, now aren't you?
    borrowed 'assclown' and everything.

    I speak for nobody but myself, so if you feel the need to make shi* up about me, keep the attacks personal; not in a group context(ie: XC not my people either)

    this post is about CYCLIST responsibility.
    the reason the DH segment has been called out, is that there are (2) threads active that cite DH rig riding cyclist creating unsafe and unacceptable behavior due to yielding.

    as a DH/FR, it would be helpful for you to help educate those with less intelligence about the importance of covering our ass.
    I don't want to lose trail access, or be involved in a physical accident because some moron was not peer pressured into following the rules.

    instead, we get people like yourself that take this as a personal attack on your 'lifestyle'.
    again, nobody gives a shi% what you do, just help solve the problem of trail etiquette.
    DH/FR/CC/Road whatever.
    if you think wearing spandex and shaving your legs is GHEY, don't do it.
    if you don't like wearing tampons, then stop!
    wearing a jersey and calorie counting not your style, OK.
    who FU#$IN cares.

    just use your goddamn head on the trail.
    you represent MTN BIKERS.
    whether you can get that into your tiny little melon or not, your behavior is a reflection of us all.
    someone complains to the city, they don't distinguish if it was a Freerider, DH'er, or CC rider (all of which are bullshi* distinctions anyway, but the DH moniker was necessary to address the prior two posting).

    no bike skills??
    well, I have ridden long enough to know that generally people who talk about their skills, usually have no business opening their mouths in the first place.
    and really, what bearing does that have on the context of the post anyway?

    you can get pissed off and rant and rave.
    or, you can help yourself by following and promoting the trail regulations.

    FFS, it's like talking to a 10 year old on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lubes17319
    ...or just plain freaks?
    Agreed.. Why would anyone want to shun the beautiful invention of the derailluer? Makes about as much sense to me as using a wooden torch for night riding. Of course this is coming from a guy that would still like to figure out a way to add another two granny gears on my cassette.

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    Salty.. you ever heard the concept of having a good message wrapped in poor packaging?

    Maybe if
    your posts
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    didn't have a line break
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    people would be more
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    A little cApitaliZation; and, punctuation! wouldn't hurt either^?

    What you're address? I want to order you a copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanD
    I don't know how anyone can knock the champagne of beers.
    I believe that would be champale



    Ithnu, real beer has only 4 ingredients. Coppertone sunscreen isn't one of them Any more than 4 it's called a mixed drink and needs an umbrella


    delightfully delicious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karupshun

    Ithnu, real beer has only 4 ingredients. Coppertone sunscreen isn't one of them
    Nice, drinking sunscreen is still better than Budlight

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    I'm a banquet kinda guy as opposed to gourmet and champagne, so when I'm ready to pound a brew I go for Coors "the banquet beer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by thump
    Of course this is coming from a guy that would still like to figure out a way to add another two granny gears on my cassette.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithnu
    Nice, drinking sunscreen is still better than Budlight

    agreed

    Haha, totally jacked Salty's thread

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    is beer that you make yourself.

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