2004 Intergalactic Single Speed Championships
TO ALL WACKY ONES AND THEIR BRETHEN. THE INTERGALACTIC SINGLE SPEED SPACE FEDERATION ANNOUNCES TO ALL A FORMAL INVITATION TO THE LARGEST AND MOST PRESTIGIOUS SINGLE SPEED EVENT IN THE GALAXY!
YES, IT'S TRUE, THE INTERGALACTIC SINGLE SPEED CHAMPIONSHIPS WILL BE HELD IN BOULDER, COLORADO, STARTING AT THE 14TH STREET AND WALNUT STREET BUS STATION AT 5:40 PM, ON OCTOBER 1, 2004, IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY SYSTEM. THIS EVENT IS LONGER, DARKER, AND DANKER THAN ANY OTHER IN THE GALAXY
FORGET THE STUPID "WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS" AND SUCH, THEY PALE IN COMPARISION. SO THEY HAVE NEDERLAND? DO THEY HAVE CARIBOU? DO THEY HAVE 2 PAC SHAKUR? DO THEY HAVE MERIWEATHER? NO THEY DON'T, BUT WE DO. AND WE SHALL TOUR THEM ALL AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A LOCAL BREW TO HONOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM! OH YES!
WE WILL BEGIN WITH A SPACE SHIP BUS RIDE UP TO THE NEDERLAND STAR SYSTEM (BRING $2.75 FOR BUS FARE), AND CONTINUE WITH A SPECTACULAR RIDE - YET TO BE DETERMINED AS FAR AS YOU KNOW (SNOW IS PREDICTED!!!). WE SHALL TRAVEL THROUGH THE ASTEROID FIELDS OF WEST MAGNOLIA, THE PEAK TO PEAK GALAXY, THE RINGS OF SUGARLOAF AND EVENTUALLY RETURN TO BOULDER.
EVERYONE IS WELCOME. ANY BIKE WILL DO AS LONG AS IT IS OFS - CROSS, CRUISER, TOWNIE, TRACK, JUNKER, ROADIE, JALOPY, BIG WHEEL, UNICYCLE, THEY ARE ALL WELCOME AT THE IGSSC. THIS IS THE FIRST EVER INTERGALACTIC SINGLE SPEED CHAMPIONSHIP SLATED FOR A NIGHT TIME RIDE. BE SURE TO SET UP YOUR X-WING SINGLE SPEED FIGHTERS WITH LIGHTS, AS WE WILL TOUR THROUGH DARK EVIL WOODS ON OUR VOYAGE FROM NEDERLAND TO BOULDER.
FOLLOWING THE RIDE WE WILL DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY AT A LOCATION TO BE DETERMINED. AND THEN, IT'S THE TOUR DE DEWEY THE NEXT NIGHT, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 2. MEET AT EBEN G FINE PARK AT 9 PM FOR THIS HISTORIC EVENT.
FOR YOU SLACKERS WHO MISS THE BUS ON FRIDAY NIGHT - MEET AT THE PIONEER INN AT 6:20 PM IN NEDERLAND.
FOR MORE INFO VISIT WWW.OFFCAMBER.COM
TO ALL WACKY ONES AND THEIR BRETHEN. THE INTERGALACTIC SINGLE SPEED SPACE FEDERATION ANNOUNCES TO ALL A FORMAL INVITATION TO THE LARGEST AND MOST PRESTIGIOUS SINGLE SPEED EVENT IN THE GALAXY!
YES, IT'S TRUE, THE INTERGALACTIC SINGLE SPEED CHAMPIONSHIPS WILL BE HELD IN BOULDER, COLORADO, STARTING AT THE 14TH STREET AND WALNUT STREET BUS STATION AT 5:40 PM, ON OCTOBER 1, 2004, IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY SYSTEM. THIS EVENT IS LONGER, DARKER, AND DANKER THAN ANY OTHER IN THE GALAXY
FORGET THE STUPID "WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS" AND SUCH, THEY PALE IN COMPARISION. SO THEY HAVE NEDERLAND? DO THEY HAVE CARIBOU? DO THEY HAVE 2 PAC SHAKUR? DO THEY HAVE MERIWEATHER? NO THEY DON'T, BUT WE DO. AND WE SHALL TOUR THEM ALL AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A LOCAL BREW TO HONOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM! OH YES!
WE WILL BEGIN WITH A SPACE SHIP BUS RIDE UP TO THE NEDERLAND STAR SYSTEM (BRING $2.75 FOR BUS FARE), AND CONTINUE WITH A SPECTACULAR RIDE - YET TO BE DETERMINED AS FAR AS YOU KNOW (SNOW IS PREDICTED!!!). WE SHALL TRAVEL THROUGH THE ASTEROID FIELDS OF WEST MAGNOLIA, THE PEAK TO PEAK GALAXY, THE RINGS OF SUGARLOAF AND EVENTUALLY RETURN TO BOULDER.
EVERYONE IS WELCOME. ANY BIKE WILL DO AS LONG AS IT IS OFS - CROSS, CRUISER, TOWNIE, TRACK, JUNKER, ROADIE, JALOPY, BIG WHEEL, UNICYCLE, THEY ARE ALL WELCOME AT THE IGSSC. THIS IS THE FIRST EVER INTERGALACTIC SINGLE SPEED CHAMPIONSHIP SLATED FOR A NIGHT TIME RIDE. BE SURE TO SET UP YOUR X-WING SINGLE SPEED FIGHTERS WITH LIGHTS, AS WE WILL TOUR THROUGH DARK EVIL WOODS ON OUR VOYAGE FROM NEDERLAND TO BOULDER.
FOLLOWING THE RIDE WE WILL DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY AT A LOCATION TO BE DETERMINED. AND THEN, IT'S THE TOUR DE DEWEY THE NEXT NIGHT, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 2. MEET AT EBEN G FINE PARK AT 9 PM FOR THIS HISTORIC EVENT.
FOR YOU SLACKERS WHO MISS THE BUS ON FRIDAY NIGHT - MEET AT THE PIONEER INN AT 6:20 PM IN NEDERLAND.
FOR MORE INFO VISIT WWW.OFFCAMBER.COM