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    Favorite Boulder bumper stickers

    "Plant seeds and sing songs".
    "I'm against the next war, too."

    And one that could be seen anywhere:
    "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks".
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    my other car is your mom

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    "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

    First seen on the back of a Ford Fiesta with a big fat dude with a pony trail driving.
    A trail that’s too difficult wouldn’t exist because it’d never be used. But, trails can exist that’re too difficult for you.

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    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"
    The older I get, the faster I was.





    Punch it, Chewie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker
    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"

    You just said that because you knew i would see it!

    here's one :

    Honk if i'm making your mortgage payment!
    I'm a cowboy on a steel horse i ride!

    the blog

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    friends don't let friends ride jeffco.

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    667 Neighbor of the Beast
    pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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    I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar!

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    DAM - Mothers against Dyslexia
    I've got nothing witty to say....

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    "Less time in REI,
    more time outside."

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    If quizes are quizical, what are tests?

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    DAMM - drunks against mad mothers
    what do you find in a star trek bathroom?

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    We're making enemies faster then we can kill them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojo Maestro
    We're making enemies faster then we can kill them!
    Awesome. New Signature!
    I'm making enemies faster than I can kill them!

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    Forget Tibet - Free Boulder County!
    Take the long cut, we'll get there eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker
    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"
    Or the even more popular sentiment:

    Telemarking is stupid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker
    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"
    "Randonnee: French for 'Can't Tele.'"

    Also:

    "I'm a self-entitled prick"
    Last edited by perioeci; 05-22-2009 at 09:16 AM.

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    An oldie- "Buck Foulder!"
    I JUST WANT A BICYCLE!!!!! " Why-why are you yelling at me?"
    WHATEVER, MAKE ME A BICYCLE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!

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    Think Peace...

    Or Die!
    MY dog can lick YOUR dog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkaredShtles
    Or the even more popular sentiment:

    Telemarking is stupid.

    A friend made me a sticker for my birthday. And yes it's on my car and I suck.

    "Nobody cares that I tele"

    It's just true, that's all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scar
    If quizes are quizical, what are tests?
    I think we have a winner!!!!

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    1981 Quantum Syncro

    I once had a car covered with stickers.....in Boulder. yeah...I know. I was one of those guys with a bike on top of his car that was worth about 4 times as much as the car. love it. It was a 81 syncro wagon, one of the greatest cars ever IMO.

    My two favorite stickers that I recall.

    METALLICA - in the "Ride the Lightning" script, right next to a sticker of the first amendment.

    Oh, and there was also a nice sticker of Fry from Futurama sparkin' up a nice spliff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perioeci
    "Randonee: French for 'Can't Tele.'"
    Randonee is actually French for:

    "What the F**K is taking you telemarkers so f**king long?!?!?"


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    god was my copilot until we crashed in the mountains and i had to eat him

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    Boulder CO, where Subarus are like Clitorises... every cu#t has one

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    Quote Originally Posted by bstrick
    A friend made me a sticker for my birthday. And yes it's on my car and I suck.

    "Nobody cares that I tele"

    It's just true, that's all.
    You drive a VW vanagon by chance? Saw that the other day with a Felt 29er on the back.

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    "free your heel... free your mind"

    "fix the heel... fix the problem"

    and my personal favorite:
    "free your heel... slow your friends"

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    My neighbor has one that just says:

    "I'm a vaginaterian"

    From a distance I always thought it just said "I'm a vegetarian" until I was walking around one day and got a closer look. Just a green backdrop with white lettering, pretty subdued really.

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    "My karma ran over your dogma".
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Forget Gitmo, close Larimer!

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    "Free Tibet....With the purchase of one regularly priced Tibet"

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    The guy who bought John Lennon's Rolls Royce (royal blue) put a bumper sticker on it that says "My other car is a piece of sh*t"
    Is this where I write something witty?

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    On my car...

    Environmental stickers don't mean sh*t when they are stuck to cars!
    mtbmike
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    The world is run by those that show up....

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmTee
    My neighbor has one that just says:

    "I'm a vaginaterian"

    From a distance I always thought it just said "I'm a vegetarian" until I was walking around one day and got a closer look. Just a green backdrop with white lettering, pretty subdued really.

    I want one.
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker
    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"
    and recently spotted in breckenridge...


    Your Girlfriend Cares That I Tele.


    Q. how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. i don't know, ya wanna go ride bikes?

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    "You don't have to believe everything you think"

    This one is fitting for all MTBR forums...

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    Yes this is my truck
    No I won't help you move

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    back of a moto truck

    "I may not be Mr. Right but I'll f**k you until he comes along"

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    "I like women, as a hole..."

    on some 16 y.o. skater kid's grocery getter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lactic
    You drive a VW vanagon by chance? Saw that the other day with a Felt 29er on the back.
    That would be the guy who made the sticker for me. He made 2. Nice eye there.

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    STFUW

    Of course, that one expired a few months ago. Finally.

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    "Meat is yummy"

    "I'd eat people if it were legal"

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    "Who would Jesus bomb?"
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    I have one on my Jeep that reads "Satan drives and SUV." I don't think my wife appreciates the sarcasm.

    Here's another of my faves
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    "If you ain't gonna shred it, go home and pet it!"
    Tequila tonight, tomorrow we ride!

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    "I may not go down in history, but, i'll go down on your sister."
    Q. how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. i don't know, ya wanna go ride bikes?

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    I want a T shirt that reads "stand up and ski like a man." And I'm a freeheeler.
    Zip ties? Not on my bike!

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    One on the back of a Subaru in FTC today....

    "God bless our troops, especially the snipers."

    I'm not even sure what that means......

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    Even jesus thinks your an a$$hole!

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    John Lennon's Rolls Royce?

    Quote Originally Posted by djlee
    The guy who bought John Lennon's Rolls Royce (royal blue) put a bumper sticker on it that says "My other car is a piece of sh*t"
    Wasn't that the dude everyone loves because he sang "Imagine no possessions?' Oh, I guess he just had to park something appropriate in front of those EIGHT estates he owned!
    All other things are rarely equal . . .

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    This is from a few years ago...

    "Jerry's Dead, Phish sucks, Get a job"

    I am a huge fan of both, but the sticker still makes me laugh.

    and then there was:

    "Cheney skis in jeans"

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    "Keep honking, I'm reloading"

    "Horn broke, watch for finger"

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    My personal statement..

    "complain less, DO more"
    been on the same fsr expert frame since new in 99. Ride because you love it, not to be a trendy a$$hole.

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    "Wag more, bark less"
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Love this thread....

    I saw one that said:

    "Just say no to negativity"

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    Got this one on my truck " My bike takes me places skool never could"
    My bike takes me places school never could!

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    Save the Whales. Collect the whole set!

    Maybe that was Douglas County....

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    i am making "F-U and your Subaru" bumper stickers..

    pm if you want one..

    been on the same fsr expert frame since new in 99. Ride because you love it, not to be a trendy a$$hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mica
    "You don't have to believe everything you think"

    This one is fitting for all MTBR forums...
    That's a Buddhist joke. They got a million of 'em

    Another is: "Honk if you don't exist"

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    "Discover Denver! and stay there."

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    Hilarious, so many of these just hilarious!
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    You have just been mentally Rick Roll'd. Yup you're thinking about it right now aren't you? Don't fight it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker
    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"
    And "No one cares about your 29er". Funny, Caputo rides both and is from Ft Collins. How does that work into this?
    You have just been mentally Rick Roll'd. Yup you're thinking about it right now aren't you? Don't fight it.

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    "Dick Cheney skis in jeans." - I think this may be the single coolest bumper sticker of all time.
    Now with more vitriol!

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    "God bless Johnny Cash"
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Not a boulder sticker, but most of these are not "boulder specific" anyway.

    There's a bumper sticker stuck to a cooler behind the bar at the Goat in Keystone that says "Drink This Denver". There's a picture of a stick man urinating in Lake Dillon on it. Since I like to hate on Denver, it's very appealing to me.

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    A buddy of mine has this one

    "I'm cooler than you"

    Isn't that just what all the bumper stickers all are really trying to say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RidersofDslum
    Not a boulder sticker, but most of these are not "boulder specific" anyway.

    There's a bumper sticker stuck to a cooler behind the bar at the Goat in Keystone that says "Drink This Denver". There's a picture of a stick man urinating in Lake Dillon on it. Since I like to hate on Denver, it's very appealing to me.

    That rules!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla
    "Dick Cheney skis in jeans." - I think this may be the single coolest bumper sticker of all time.
    Ha, found it.
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    You have just been mentally Rick Roll'd. Yup you're thinking about it right now aren't you? Don't fight it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RidersofDslum
    There's a picture of a stick man urinating in Lake Dillon on it. Since I like to hate on Denver, it's very appealing to me.
    That's better than some of the suburbs who get their water out of Chatfield, a dead body was pulled from there last year.

    Although, that is still a hilarious sticker.
    You have just been mentally Rick Roll'd. Yup you're thinking about it right now aren't you? Don't fight it.

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    On a minivan in Louisville...

    "3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RidersofDslum
    There's a picture of a stick man urinating in Lake Dillon on it. Since I like to hate on Denver, it's very appealing to me.

    as written on a urinal wall in Breck....

    Pi$$ hard, flush twice... Denver needs the water
    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by perioeci
    "Randonnee: French for 'Can't Tele.'"

    Also:

    "I'm a self-entitled prick"

    AT: Already Teled.
    you can get passed a dog... nobody fuks with a lion

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    Quote Originally Posted by brettf
    "free your heel... free your mind"

    "fix the heel... fix the problem"

    and my personal favorite:
    "free your heel... slow your friends"

    Bend your knee.... squat to pee
    you can get passed a dog... nobody fuks with a lion

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    "Nederland, CO: a dog in every Subaru"

    looks like someone beat me to the 29er one..

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    Seen today in Longmont

    So Many Pararie Dogs - So Few Recipies


    Keep em coming!
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    The world is run by those that show up....

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    "Welcome to Colorado, BUHBYE"

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    saw this on the east coast...

    "save the whales, harpoon fat chicks"
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    Peace through Telemark



    ... no, not kidding
    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by WKD-RDR
    as written on a urinal wall in Breck....

    Pi$$ hard, flush twice... Denver needs the water
    That is awesome.
    Quote Originally Posted by Qatarbhoy
    I have to ask for them to do a "Number two" on my head

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    not boulder..just got this one from a friend

    " the west wasn't won on salad..eat beef"
    and one more..

    Chupacabara..quality blood sucking since 1911

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    Hammer Time!

    Underneath the word "Stop" on the stop sign leaving the Winter Park Resort it says, "Hammer Time". Makes me laugh every time.

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    "For every animal you don't eat...I will eat two"

    I saw that somewhere on teh internet...it would make a great sticker!

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    Obviously not seen in Boulder

    Piss of a liberal
    Work hard
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    "suck my drunk, im dick"

    "finish your beer. there are sober kids in africa"

    "I had a handle on life but it broke"

    "Ive got a perfect body but its in the trunk and beginning to smell"
    Purple Popcorn

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    My fave was . . .

    . . .My kid can beat up your honor student

    until I saw . . .

    . . . My kid got your honor student pregnant
    All other things are rarely equal . . .

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    Gun control is a steady hand.
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    always got a laugh out of the peeps who stick the "native" stickers on their bumpers.

    friend of mine found one says "transplant" and rocks it proudly.

    also saw:

    "my dinosaur ate your jesus fish" and got a laugh
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    My fave, most recently spotted in Johny Maguire's in Aspen:

    Down Valley Trash and Proud of It!


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    Land of the Free*

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    i want to breathe
    follow the scene
    i want to taste
    everyone i see
    i want to run when i'm up high
    i want to run into the sea
    i only want life to be...
    i just want to be...
    i will feel alive as long as i am free...

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    Saw this years ago in Ned

    My kid sells drugs to your honor student.
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    "If you can't feed em', don't breed em'"

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    Dtv.

    Quote Originally Posted by slope folk
    My fave, most recently spotted in Johny Maguire's in Aspen:

    Down Valley Trash and Proud of It!


    f'n classic!
    "If we were Vikings, Rocky Mountain aspen stands would be our Vahalla and its singletrack our bounty" - Mtn Flyer Mag #14

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drop the Seat
    "Discover Denver! and stay there."

    That one is mine!

    My wife had 100 of them made last xmas for me! If you've seen it on a silver truck as it cut you off... um...sorry.

    also got a bunch of "stay in Denver next weekend" made.


    "work harder, millions on welfare are depending on you" I'm pretty left, but I love that one.
    Quote Originally Posted by thump View Post
    How about we take the "let it burn approach" with the rotting cesspool of the Denver metro?

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    My favorite bumper sticker ever.
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    As seen on a Ford 250 in the Superior Costco parking lot:

    The bumper sticker had a long barrel handgun and under it were these words: "I'll be your huckleberry". Can anyone tell me what that means?
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    From Wikipedia:

    "I'm your huckleberry" is a way of saying that one is just the right person for a given job;[1] this saying was used by the character Doc Holliday in the movie Tombstone.

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    Gas, Grass or Ass. Nobody rides for free.

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    I need to make some of these...GOD DAMN I LOVE JESUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3sigma
    From Wikipedia:

    "I'm your huckleberry" this saying was used by the character Doc Holliday in the movie Tombstone.
    Absolutely classic quote from "Toombstone" - great movie btw
    “Me fail english? Thats unpossible.” - Matt Groening

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    Yep, it's almost always the anti-Boulder bumper stickers here in Boulder that are the funniest. Some of my favs:

    I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass
    While you were being open minded, your brain fell out
    PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals)
    Save a Mouse, Eat a Pus.sy

    This one makes me groan...

    Obama, 2012

    Ummm, waddya say we see how he does first before we re-elect him?!
    The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. -TJ

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