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    Favorite Boulder bumper stickers

    "Plant seeds and sing songs".
    "I'm against the next war, too."

    And one that could be seen anywhere:
    "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks".
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    my other car is your mom

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    "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

    First seen on the back of a Ford Fiesta with a big fat dude with a pony trail driving.
    A trail that’s too difficult wouldn’t exist because it’d never be used. But, trails can exist that’re too difficult for you.

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    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"
    The older I get, the faster I was.





    Punch it, Chewie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker
    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"

    You just said that because you knew i would see it!

    here's one :

    Honk if i'm making your mortgage payment!
    I'm a cowboy on a steel horse i ride!

    the blog

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    friends don't let friends ride jeffco.

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    667 Neighbor of the Beast
    pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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    I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar!

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    Spotted in Boulder:
    DAM - Mothers against Dyslexia
    I've got nothing witty to say....

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    "Less time in REI,
    more time outside."

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    If quizes are quizical, what are tests?

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    DAMM - drunks against mad mothers
    what do you find in a star trek bathroom?

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    We're making enemies faster then we can kill them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojo Maestro
    We're making enemies faster then we can kill them!
    Awesome. New Signature!
    I'm making enemies faster than I can kill them!

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    Forget Tibet - Free Boulder County!
    Take the long cut, we'll get there eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker
    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"
    Or the even more popular sentiment:

    Telemarking is stupid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker
    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"
    "Randonnee: French for 'Can't Tele.'"

    Also:

    "I'm a self-entitled prick"
    Last edited by perioeci; 05-22-2009 at 10:16 AM.

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    An oldie- "Buck Foulder!"
    I JUST WANT A BICYCLE!!!!! " Why-why are you yelling at me?"
    WHATEVER, MAKE ME A BICYCLE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!

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    Think Peace...

    Or Die!
    MY dog can lick YOUR dog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkaredShtles
    Or the even more popular sentiment:

    Telemarking is stupid.

    A friend made me a sticker for my birthday. And yes it's on my car and I suck.

    "Nobody cares that I tele"

    It's just true, that's all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scar
    If quizes are quizical, what are tests?
    I think we have a winner!!!!

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    1981 Quantum Syncro

    I once had a car covered with stickers.....in Boulder. yeah...I know. I was one of those guys with a bike on top of his car that was worth about 4 times as much as the car. love it. It was a 81 syncro wagon, one of the greatest cars ever IMO.

    My two favorite stickers that I recall.

    METALLICA - in the "Ride the Lightning" script, right next to a sticker of the first amendment.

    Oh, and there was also a nice sticker of Fry from Futurama sparkin' up a nice spliff.

    Porch
    "If we were Vikings, Rocky Mountain aspen stands would be our Vahalla and its singletrack our bounty" - Mtn Flyer Mag #14

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    Quote Originally Posted by perioeci
    "Randonee: French for 'Can't Tele.'"
    Randonee is actually French for:

    "What the F**K is taking you telemarkers so f**king long?!?!?"


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    god was my copilot until we crashed in the mountains and i had to eat him

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    Boulder CO, where Subarus are like Clitorises... every cu#t has one

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    Quote Originally Posted by bstrick
    A friend made me a sticker for my birthday. And yes it's on my car and I suck.

    "Nobody cares that I tele"

    It's just true, that's all.
    You drive a VW vanagon by chance? Saw that the other day with a Felt 29er on the back.

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    "free your heel... free your mind"

    "fix the heel... fix the problem"

    and my personal favorite:
    "free your heel... slow your friends"

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    My neighbor has one that just says:

    "I'm a vaginaterian"

    From a distance I always thought it just said "I'm a vegetarian" until I was walking around one day and got a closer look. Just a green backdrop with white lettering, pretty subdued really.

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    "My karma ran over your dogma".
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    Forget Gitmo, close Larimer!

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    "Free Tibet....With the purchase of one regularly priced Tibet"

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    The guy who bought John Lennon's Rolls Royce (royal blue) put a bumper sticker on it that says "My other car is a piece of sh*t"
    Is this where I write something witty?

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    On my car...

    Environmental stickers don't mean sh*t when they are stuck to cars!
    mtbmike
    Longmont Colorado

    The world is run by those that show up....

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmTee
    My neighbor has one that just says:

    "I'm a vaginaterian"

    From a distance I always thought it just said "I'm a vegetarian" until I was walking around one day and got a closer look. Just a green backdrop with white lettering, pretty subdued really.

    I want one.
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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    nice marmot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker
    "Nobody Cares That You Tele"
    and recently spotted in breckenridge...


    Your Girlfriend Cares That I Tele.


    Q. how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. i don't know, ya wanna go ride bikes?

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    "You don't have to believe everything you think"

    This one is fitting for all MTBR forums...

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    Yes this is my truck
    No I won't help you move

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    back of a moto truck

    "I may not be Mr. Right but I'll f**k you until he comes along"

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    "I like women, as a hole..."

    on some 16 y.o. skater kid's grocery getter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lactic
    You drive a VW vanagon by chance? Saw that the other day with a Felt 29er on the back.
    That would be the guy who made the sticker for me. He made 2. Nice eye there.

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    STFUW

    Of course, that one expired a few months ago. Finally.

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    "Meat is yummy"

    "I'd eat people if it were legal"

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    "Who would Jesus bomb?"
    So it seems to me to be, this thing that I think I see.

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    I have one on my Jeep that reads "Satan drives and SUV." I don't think my wife appreciates the sarcasm.

    Here's another of my faves
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    "If you ain't gonna shred it, go home and pet it!"
    Tequila tonight, tomorrow we ride!

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    nice marmot.
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    "I may not go down in history, but, i'll go down on your sister."
    Q. how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. i don't know, ya wanna go ride bikes?

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    I want a T shirt that reads "stand up and ski like a man." And I'm a freeheeler.
    Zip ties? Not on my bike!

    Want:
    650B rims or wheel set. 80's vintage 32 or 36 x 135mm

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    One on the back of a Subaru in FTC today....

    "God bless our troops, especially the snipers."

    I'm not even sure what that means......

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    Even jesus thinks your an a$$hole!

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    John Lennon's Rolls Royce?

    Quote Originally Posted by djlee
    The guy who bought John Lennon's Rolls Royce (royal blue) put a bumper sticker on it that says "My other car is a piece of sh*t"
    Wasn't that the dude everyone loves because he sang "Imagine no possessions?' Oh, I guess he just had to park something appropriate in front of those EIGHT estates he owned!
    All other things are rarely equal . . .

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