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    Chuckisms (OT)

    Alright let's hear your favorite Chuckisms. I'll start:

    Water doesn't get Chuck Norris wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ... twice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickle

    These are hilarious, but I'm going to go with Nickle's as my fave so far!
    I don't know any - sorry.

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    Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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    Meh, Chuck Norris had his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.

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    I like Chuck Norris action jeans. They won't bind your legs when you are roundhouse kicking someone in the face.
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    Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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    Chuck Norris doen't sleep, he waits.

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    Chuck Norris is one-eigth Indian. This has nothing to do with ancestry. The man ate a f$#@ing Indian!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickle
    To make that funnier you have to type "find chuck norris" into google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky"button.
    You have just been mentally Rick Roll'd. Yup you're thinking about it right now aren't you? Don't fight it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moustache rider
    I like Chuck Norris action jeans. They won't bind your legs when you are roundhouse kicking someone in the face.
    Chuck Norris kicked the mole off of Ned's face.


    But Ned can still outclimb him.
    Last edited by BSIDE; 10-08-2009 at 01:11 PM.

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    Proctor and Gamble tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sheit from anybody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BSIDE
    Chuck Norris kicked the mole off of Ned's face.


    But Ned can still outclimb him.
    Speaking of Ned, Chuck's so fast when he runs around the world he can punch himself in the back of the head.

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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSD303
    Meh, Chuck Norris had his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.
    Les grimpées, je m'en fou!

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    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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    When Chuck Norris kneels to pray...... East faces him.

    So does North, West and South.
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    Chuck Norris isn't even cool enough to wear these:


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    Chuck Norris uses live rattlesnakes as condoms.

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    Hey Trail Junkie, how's that Stewie/Cereal scene treatin' ya?

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