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    Brokeback Bicycle Maintenance

    Arrived at their campsite in the early-ish am, heard strange noises form the other side of the bushes, looked around and what did I see?



    Nothing going on here but a little... uh... "fork service".

    I'm not saying anything here, I'm jus sayin...

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
    Last edited by icegeek; 07-12-2010 at 04:29 PM.
    Since when did Need have anything to do with this?

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    Do you think I'm going too fast? Maybe I should put on the brakes?

    Fast or slow, I like the direction you're going.

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    Love the smiles. Where's the cigarettes?

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    Dont know if that one is live down able.

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    Disturbing, yet sensual.

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    Boys love their toys.... But they seem to be very happy to see you. Why is that?
    "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit." - And I agree.

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    How's the stroke on that thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaba Klaus
    Boys love their toys.... But they seem to be very happy to see you. Why is that?


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    "Oh, you have a 7 inch fork. I'm just gonna slip my shirt back on..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moustache rider
    Do you think I'm going too fast? Maybe I should put on the brakes?

    Fast or slow, I like the direction you're going.

    I was going to say to submit this to the caption contest, but we already have the winner.

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    Bwa!!! Nice!

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    Jason you've got a pretty good grasp on that stantion leg!

    I'm a cowboy on a steel horse i ride!

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    ...and to think i was almost conned in to joining you guys.

    i'm sleeping in the jeep at RMH10.
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    . . .We'll ride the spiral to the end
    and may just go where no one's been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gotdirt
    ...and to think i was almost conned in to joining you guys.

    i'm sleeping in the jeep at RMH10.

    So there will be one this year?

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    all I'm asking is that you please don't post the rest of the pics! Oh that poor bike

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    That's a fantastic pic.
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    DUDE.... AND WITH A SUBARU!!! It is complete! Dayam Nick, you're darker than me!
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    hehe ...you said "member"
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndecentExposure
    DUDE.... AND WITH A SUBARU!!! It is complete! Dayam Nick, you're darker than me!
    ... A Subaru?! ... priceless
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    I thought the brokeback on the left fell off the planet or something?
    He just mustn't like MTBR no mo'
    Or switched screen names?
    hmmmmm

    edit - and Jason needs to eat a couple hamburgers - no wonder he's fast!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad andy!
    I thought the brokeback on the left fell off the planet or something?
    He just mustn't like MTBR no mo'
    Or switched screen names?
    hmmmmm

    edit - and Jason needs to eat a couple hamburgers - no wonder he's fast!
    Nah. There's a whole bunch of them that kind of left here and went to a "super secret" clique site. Only, it ain't a secret.


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    Quote Originally Posted by icegeek
    I'm not saying anything here, I'm jus sayin....
    Ya'll look so purdy!

    Down to the twist in the back, the smiles, ahhh....doncha love summer loves? Now I know why boys want to be alone in the woods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad andy!
    I thought the brokeback on the left fell off the planet or something?
    He just mustn't like MTBR no mo'
    Or switched screen names?
    hmmmmm

    edit - and Jason needs to eat a couple hamburgers - no wonder he's fast!
    Nick? Nah, its not MTBR season... HE RIDES HIS bike instead of post like a bunch of losers... oh wait...

    Jason? Hamburgers? have you seen riders in the Tour?

    BTW, I make Jason look fat LOL
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    oh boy

    oh boy, here we go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icegeek
    Arrived at their campsite in the early-ish am, heard strange noises form the other side of the bushes, looked around and what did I see?
    Really? You were in Monarch's hood for two days and you pulled exactly one picture off your camera? I know there has to be about a dozen others that might not be quite as funny/disturbing/post-worthy as this one, but worthwhile none the less.... come on now boy, step up and post a few more....

    I have no witty comment and in fact I'm gonna click off this thread as quick as possible....tata
    The more out of shape you are, the steeper the hill looks.

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    Got Judy Butter?

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    Here are the perfect bikes -fixies- for brokeback cyclists. Which one of them prefers the purple, do you think?
    Not that there's anything wrong with purple or anything.




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    Quote Originally Posted by joeleitz
    Here are the perfect bikes -fixies- for brokeback cyclists. Which one of them prefers the purple, do you think?
    Not that there's anything wrong with purple or anything.
    I gots an ano purple bottle cage on my Reign.

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    Pitch it to Subaru-

    The New Subaru Brokeback comes with tinted windows.

    You guys could retire.......
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    And a...

    Marketing star is born...

    "Please follow recommended lubrication guidelines..."

    Quote Originally Posted by PBR me!
    Pitch it to Subaru-

    The New Subaru Brokeback comes with tinted windows.

    You guys could retire.......
    MY dog can lick YOUR dog!

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    word on the street is yes...don't let the 2011 stuff fool ya
    Rmh 2011?
    The more out of shape you are, the steeper the hill looks.

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    I was thinking we might skip 2010 RMH, but hold 2011a little early.

    I'm mean, suppliers are shipping 2011 now. You''re not buying last year's product still, are you?
    Since when did Need have anything to do with this?

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    I leave here for a few months and this is what you hooligans talk about in my absence? Geez kids, get out and ride your bikes for a change... with your shirts off.

    What Davie didn't tell you is what he did once he set down the camera... We all rode some of the best trails in Colorado in near perfect weather. Ohhhhh yeah.
    A trail that’s too difficult wouldn’t exist because it’d never be used. But, trails can exist that’re too difficult for you.

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