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    beware: the golden deflator

    there i was minding my own business inside meyer hardware, when i come out to find someone had maliciously deflated both of my tires on my bike (which i had just washed)...

    i immediately proceeded to golden city brewery, expecting to catch this mischievous punk, but alas, he/she must drink alone.

    interpol records show this individual lives nearby (police artist sketch):

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    (i'm just sayin')

    careful folks, this is a gateway crime. proceed w/ caution... this person is known to run w/ a local posse of ruffians.

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    Karma - Terry.... Terry - Karma...

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    Hmmmm... nope. Doesn't look like anyone I know.

    Tidy-Whitey got another bath huh? Or was is a shower?

    ..... A Golden shower?
    Since when did Need have anything to do with this?

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    hmmm...

    Sorry Terry, but I got nothing.
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

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    nice try

    Quote Originally Posted by icegeek
    Tidy-Whitey got another bath huh? Or was is a shower?
    well for the record it wasn't my t-racer but my t-lite (but you already knew that, didn't you)...

    ...and it was the foaming brush at the carwash followed by a lo-pressure rinse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gotdirt
    there i was minding my own business inside meyer hardware, when i come out to find someone had maliciously deflated both of my tires on my bike (which i had just washed)...

    i immediately proceeded to golden city brewery, expecting to catch this mischievous punk, but alas, he/she must drink alone.

    interpol records show this individual lives nearby (police artist sketch):

    cohen.jpg

    (i'm just sayin')

    careful folks, this is a gateway crime. proceed w/ caution... this person is known to run w/ a local posse of ruffians.
    be careful...I assume the flat wheels are a decoy. I'd give that bike a thrice over....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ibmkidIII
    be careful...I assume the flat wheels are a decoy.
    It's a decoy to make you think that wheels can go flat.
    A trail thatís too difficult wouldnít exist because itíd never be used. But, trails can exist thatíre too difficult for you.

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    accomplice perhaps?

    Quote Originally Posted by athalliah
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    don't make me dust for prints...

    just returned from a 20m spin and bike is thankfully still intact.
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    .And following our will and wind . . .
    . . .We'll ride the spiral to the end
    and may just go where no one's been.

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    you rode your bike for like, an entire 20 meters? that's like soooo cool.

    where do you find the energy?





    you've been training, haven't you?
    Since when did Need have anything to do with this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gotdirt
    don't make me dust for prints...

    just returned from a 20m spin and bike is thankfully still intact.
    LOL. And so it begins in '08 ...[SIZE="1"]where Steamboat RMHG left off[/SIZE]...?

    20 meters eh. You must training for KTR, GDR or something big!

    Ed

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    Quote Originally Posted by icegeek
    you rode your bike for like, an entire 20 meters?
    you've been training, haven't you?
    as if my tires weren't enough, now you must deflate my ego?

    this is america, er, America... you can keep your commie metric system and drink your fancy-boy french wine. i'm gonna go ride another 20 miles down to Stranahan's and have a drink w/ a fellow patriot.


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    I can't ride 45!
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    Oh ha ha ha [mustering my best evil villain laugh]

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    Et tu, Bertolacci?

    Quote Originally Posted by jasonb
    [mustering my best evil villain laugh]
    hey wait a minute, weren't you also the one brandishing the tools at RMH07?
    [SIZE="1"](oh wait, i wasn't supposed to say that in front of icegeek and anthonys)[/SIZE]

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/comeuppance
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    .And following our will and wind . . .
    . . .We'll ride the spiral to the end
    and may just go where no one's been.

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    Be afraid!...

    O' 'da 'Golden Gansta's'

    Glad that I'm out in the sticks, just big kittys and SUV drivers to worry about!
    Last edited by daveM; 02-14-2008 at 04:16 PM.
    MY dog can lick YOUR dog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gotdirt
    hey wait a minute, weren't you also the one brandishing the tools at RMH07?
    [SIZE="1"](oh wait, i wasn't supposed to say that in front of icegeek and anthonys)[/SIZE]

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/comeuppance
    Me? Tools? Deflated tires? No it wasn't me but I do enjoy the intrigue.

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    I can't ride 45!
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    Serves you right for getting off you bike! hehe
    "Don't give up, Never give up!"

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