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    Attention: PARKING LOT SHARKS

    Don't think we're not on to what you're up to. The normal person takes 5-10 minutes to get ready in the lot. Not you. You're stalling to allow some newb in front of you so you can get the satisfaction of passing them. Nice try guy with the mountain biker tattoo'd on your calf. Smoked on DR by a guy with an 11 year old Stumpy HT.

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    Attention: D-BAGS ON THE INTERWEBZ


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    Wow. Irony in this thread.



    And in case it's not clear, the irony is not the guy getting 'smoked' by the OP.
    Last edited by lidarman; 05-11-2011 at 08:17 PM.

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    Ha!

    I find this post hilarious. Can you imagine if that dude actually was waiting for someone to go out first so they could pass them and get a hard-on? I know some really slow ass parking lot dudes. Socks, shoes, gloves, helmet, sunglasses, camelback...it shouldn't take that long.

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    I don't know if this will make you feel better, but he was probably just eye-balling your junk while you were changing into your bike shorts.

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    Was it a Specialized tattoo, a chainring, or flames?

    That should cover just about every calf tattoo on a cyclist.

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    seriously who gives a crap? ridding my 36 pound "am bike" i get passed constantly, and just laugh at the spandex clad dbags. the only thing that gets me is having to wait for them to get far enough ahead not to catch em on the downhills...
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    It's a dog eat dog world out there....


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    Quote Originally Posted by euroford
    seriously who gives a crap? ridding my 36 pound "am bike" i get passed constantly, and just laugh at the spandex clad dbags.
    So they are dbags because they pass you? Or because they wear spandex?

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    Obviously something terrible like this happened:


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    Was it the same guy that listens to Nine Inch Nails and Katy Perry?

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    So you think some guy is waiting in the parking lot for YOU to go ride, just so he can start behind you and pass you?

    Seriously?

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    Is this thread really happening? WTF...get over yourself!!! It is mountain biking...
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    Sometimes i sit in my truck and smoke a bowl while i wait for you to change out of your work clothes and get all your tights on and ready to ride so that i DON'T have to have any encounter whatsoever with you on trail. if you are so self conscious about being passed or your perception of other riders intent you cant possibly be having much fun up there. just freakin ride and relax and have fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by schw8901
    Sometimes i sit in my truck and smoke a bowl while i wait for you to change out of your work clothes and get all your tights on and ready to ride so that i DON'T have to have any encounter whatsoever with you on trail.

    ^This.
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    maybe ride faster? problem solved

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    I was able to fend off mountain bike tattoo guy but was later killed by a 80# girl waiting for me at lot#2 at Red Rocks trail side. I've got a plan though. The 22# stumpy is being converted to single speed! I'll bet I save 200 grams!

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    Quote Originally Posted by davec113
    So you think some guy is waiting in the parking lot for YOU to go ride, just so he can start behind you and pass you?

    Seriously?
    He was fully dressed and had his bike ready to go when I pulled up in my car with my Sunday best on. He must have checked his Camelback 10#. He was waiting for someone. I saw him do the same thing at Falcon. Hard to miss the tattoo on the calf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggs
    Was it a Specialized tattoo, a chainring, or flames?

    That should cover just about every calf tattoo on a cyclist.
    It is a silhouette of a mountain biker. I think it was green ink.

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    I'm starting to think this thread is a brilliant troll-job!

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    Quote Originally Posted by topmounter
    Obviously something terrible like this happened:

    Doncha just hate it when those guys who waited for you in the parking lot give you "the look?" Nitecrwlr doesn't realize that he's in good company with Jan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schw8901
    Sometimes i sit in my truck and smoke a bowl while i wait for you to change out of your work clothes and get all your tights on and ready to ride so that i DON'T have to have any encounter whatsoever with you on trail. if you are so self conscious about being passed or your perception of other riders intent you cant possibly be having much fun up there. just freakin ride and relax and have fun
    I only hold a mirror to the front range cycling community. Nobody ruins my ride. I find human animal behavior entertaining. Most mountain bikers fit into easily categorized and predictable categories. Me? I'm just the guy addicted to endorphins. You're the "easily upset by random posts on the interwebz guy".

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    Sounds like you may have some mental issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitecrwlr
    I only hold a mirror to the front range cycling community. Calf tattoo guy ruins my ride. I find human animal behavior entertaining. Most mountain bikers fit into easily categorized and predictable categories. Me? I'm just the guy addicted to endorphins. I also happen to be the "easily upset by faster riders on trail guy".
    fixed it for you.

    as for me, im the "bored at work so why not see if we cant get you all fired up guy"
    Winning!

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    Buck up little trooper, if you're not getting passed, then you're sitting in the back row of a spin class and that is a far worse fate.

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