rode yesterday, Dirt was perfect
wish i could get up there today, Mothers Day = Father takes kids out and about to give Mother a break.
Kinda backwards huh?
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys
But worst of all..
the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!