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    A$$ hats at Walker

    Before I rode Walker Ranch this morning I had to pick up trash. It couldn't have been a Peoples' Republic Comrade because we don't litter, smoke, or drink cheap beer.
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    There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who count in binary, and those who don't.

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    Did the kiosk have some bullet holes as well?

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    Natural Ice? We all know it was someone from Golden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moustache rider View Post
    Natural Ice? We all know it was someone from Golden.

    The Marlboro red's make it hard. I'm thinking it's Valmont Park!

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    I believe your suspect may have a mullet.

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    It's even worse. I also picked up some TP on the west side of the parking lot - not 100' from the poo parlor.
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    "Poo parlor" is much classier than the ol' trusty "biscuit oven".

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    Looks like a frame-up to me to justify exorbitant parking fees for non-residents... anyone smoking reds and drinking "ice" beer doesn't leave their refuse in tidy little piles.

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    No, they weren't found in a tidy pile. That picture was taken after I had collected them from around the parking lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moustache rider View Post
    Natural Ice? We all know it was someone from Golden.




    WKD is gonna have to change his drink of choice. All Golden residents drink Natural Ice by the keg (cans at the trailhead).
    We love that stuff here!
    The cigs too.
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    It's a hat. For your a$$!

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    Must have been a lost Canadian mourning the loss in Vancouver.
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    The Reds might be a little too classy for your typical Goldenite. However, they do like nothing more than cracking open a Natural Ice, lighting up a cig and having sex with their cousins. Not always in that order. The smoke might come after the cousin sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moustache rider View Post
    The smoke might come after the cousin sex.
    Or during!
    The older I get, the faster I was.





    Punch it, Chewie.

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    Did you check for tire tracks? Pretty sure those came out of a Lumina with sweet exhaust and some thumping jams.

    nobody in golden drives a Lumina.........
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    bacon! bacon! bacon!
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    Google Images, n00B.

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    What exactly is an a$$ hat? I'm trying to visualize it and nothing very pretty comes to mind.

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    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by zrm View Post
    What exactly is an a$$ hat? I'm trying to visualize it and nothing very pretty comes to mind.
    It's a general pejorative term. If your visualizations aren't pretty, then it's working.
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who count in binary, and those who don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerDan View Post
    It's a general pejorative term. If your visualizations aren't pretty, then it's working.
    Well, if that's the case then I still prefer good old fashioned a$$hole. It's pretty hard to beat the unfortunate visualization of that one.

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    Is it possible they were from the PRB but they were consuming the natty and the reds ironically?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moustache rider View Post
    Natural Ice? We all know it was someone from Golden.
    It's possible...
    The lack of dirty needles would certainly exclude Bowlder.
    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Trucker View Post
    Or during!
    I understand smoking is wrong, but what's this about taggin yer cousin being wrong too?
    you can get passed a dog... nobody fuks with a lion

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