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    Tall Guys: We are the 1% LOL

    Saw this on Facebook...........

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    Sweet, to the 1% ers!! Lol
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    I love the bit about his head being cut off from pictures........hehe, story of my life........
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    one more benefit - girls love tall guys

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    I have a deeply ingrained hatred of public transportation as a result of being tall (and public transportation being designed to cram as many of the 99%ers into as small a space as possible).

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    Plus, wait 2 hours at disneyland to ride space mountain to find you don't fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreg View Post
    Plus, wait 2 hours at disneyland to ride space mountain to find you don't fit.
    Make sure they don't put you in the front seat on that one. There is way less leg room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreg View Post
    Plus, wait 2 hours at disneyland to ride space mountain to find you don't fit.
    The worst for me was a coaster at Astroworld in Houston.... the harness (metal bars over the shoulders) wouldn't close and the ******* of a ride attendant assumes it must be because I also have a belly, so he proceeded to use his foot to push the bars as hard as he could actually getting me to yell at him in pain because he was crushing my shoulders.

    Yeah... being tall isn't always fun. Not too many sports cars friendly for tall people.....
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    Lol, being tall you have to embrace your size! Think of it this way, would you rather be in the 1% of tall people or the 1% of small people???

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    I have found that I can no longer buy jeans in regular stores,I have to order them on-line. I have to drive larger vehicles. I avoid ceiling fans and duck through doorways. Shirts last a couple of times in the drier then they are too short to tuck in. Oh the JOYS of being 6'7". Yes it's nice at times like being easy to locate in a crowded room or being able to reach things on the top shelf but there are times life is a pain.

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    I'm 6' 6" also and have to customize all my bikes to get them to sort of fit. My road bike is an updated
    27" frame Schwinn, but it's harder with dirt bikes where I really should have a 25" frame and 23 or 24
    is max, In fact the double suspension bike I ride is only 21(biggest they had) and my Pugsley is 22
    which comes out 23 1/2 " the way Surly measures them

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    Lmao!

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    That was a fun read! All true isn't it?

    6'5" just so you know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nemebean View Post
    Make sure they don't put you in the front seat on that one. There is way less leg room.
    Sure, now ya tell me!! Only 15 years too late!
    That was one of the worst bruises I've ever had, my shin was toast!
    I'm a coaster nut and that was the first time I'd wished the ride was shorter!
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    Pro:
    - Women like height
    - Men respect height
    - Good view at concerts
    - Top shelves actually usable

    Con:
    - Entire built environment is too small
    - Clothes don't fit
    - People make assumptions about you
    - Old age won't be much fun

    It's a bit bratty to complain about being tall, but when people say, "oh, it must be so nice!", I sometimes fantasise about building a theme park of normal stuff that's a third smaller than usual, so everyone else can feel tall for a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SasquatchSC View Post
    Sure, now ya tell me!! Only 15 years too late!
    That was one of the worst bruises I've ever had, my shin was toast!
    I'm a coaster nut and that was the first time I'd wished the ride was shorter!
    Heh, it took me years to figure out which seat to avoid. My parents love Disney and they let me tag along on the trip every year, so I've had plenty of the less pleasant rides on that one. It's kind of a bruising coaster anyway, but being tall in the front seat makes it much worse.

    Quote Originally Posted by HelmutHerr View Post
    I sometimes fantasise about building a theme park of normal stuff that's a third smaller than usual, so everyone else can feel tall for a day.
    I love that idea!

    Maybe Disney could do it as a mirror to the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids area.
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    Pro: One time I bought a used demo bike in size XL. The shop said it had by far the lowest miles of any of their demo bikes, probably because only 1% of their customers rode the XL

    Con: The customers who did rent it all probably weighed over 200lbs.

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    Con:
    - Entire built environment is too small

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    Worst is kitchen counters and lawn equipment
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    I'm 6'11, learned to deal with it a long time ago, annnnnd i love it, wouldn't have done half the things in my life had it not been for my height. For me no cons, yet......

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjcameron11 View Post
    I'm 6'11, learned to deal with it a long time ago, annnnnd i love it, wouldn't have done half the things in my life had it not been for my height. For me no cons, yet......
    Yeah, I love being tall!! and you're 4" taller than me............hey can you reach that for me?? hehe........ considering I've never really been short, I don't know any better anyways.......I went from normal height to 6'1" in 5th grade (oh how terrible the growing pains were that summer) ....... and have been taller than most ever since.................and the weather up here is GREAT!!
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    I hit my head on everything. Especially chandeliers.

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    This is one of my favorite commercials. Sorry for the crappy quality, only version I could find (after the first few seconds of Maxwell House)

    Moores Big and Tall Commercial - Complete - YouTube

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    Hahahahaha

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    My son is 6' 9". I'm 5'11" and female..even I get comments from time to time.

    Why does everyone think they need to say "you're tall!". Do you think he wasn't aware of that before you pointed it out?

    "Do you play basketball?". Yes, we do.

    For me, the Jolly Green Giant comment is unwelcome. Not sure how I am supposed to react. I look like an ugly green cartoon man dressed in rags? Is that supposed to be funny? Or are you insulting me?

    For me, one of the most memorable moments in my life was getting on an elevator with a college women's Division 1 basketball team. I felt like I had finally found my people.
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    I applaud all the above. 6'7" and I know what you all are going through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PixieChik View Post

    Why does everyone think they need to say "you're tall!". Do you think he wasn't aware of that before you pointed it out?

    "Do you play basketball?".
    You don't hear people saying, "Wow you're so short! Are you a horse jockey?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossluzz View Post
    You don't hear people saying, "Wow you're so short! Are you a horse jockey?"
    I saw a Tall guy wearing a shirt that said "No I don't play basketball, do you play table tennis"
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    I laughed like Hell because I got the "Boy you're tall!" when I walked in the Bike shop to buy my current bike.

    My Dad was 5'10 and my Mom is 5' even. People look at my three 5' 10' brothers and ask me where I got my height. I always say "Our mailman was tall."

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    6'8" here, but you know it comes down to attitude.
    If someone acknowledges your height, you can take it as a positive or negative......it's all in your head

    Back to sports....for me in windsurfing (25+ years), height was always a non-factor. Now in mountain biking it's a little different ....not as many "cool" XXL bikes to choose from. That said, I absolutely love my Carbon Superfly and really am comfortable (and competitive) on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfdog93 View Post
    ....not as many "cool" XXL bikes to choose from.
    Santa Cruz has a XXL carbon Tallboy frame for sale right now at $1500, tempting but not sure if it would be a bit too big for me at 6'4".

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossluzz View Post
    You don't hear people saying, "Wow you're so short! Are you a horse jockey?"
    Exactly. I do agree with Surfdog, attitude matters. We embrace our tall-ness. Someone asked me why I was wearing high heels today.."aren't you tall enough?". I just shot her my million dollar smile and said "I cant hide it, I might as well run with it!". It took me a lot of years to come to that place.

    I notice that my son gets a lot of female attention, based at least in part on his height. Girls love to snuggle him.
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    I just tell everyone I'm 5 - 19. You'd be surprised how many people don't get it for a while.

    And a con: can't hear squat talking to friends in a bar because my ears are higher than their heads, so my ears usually have unobstructed sound waves hitting them from the loudspeakers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PixieChik View Post
    Why does everyone think they need to say "you're tall!". Do you think he wasn't aware of that before you pointed it out?
    Quote Originally Posted by rossluzz View Post
    You don't hear people saying, "Wow you're so short! Are you a horse jockey?"
    As far as comments go, tall is to short as beautiful is to ugly.

    People tell someone they are beautiful but don't tell someone else they are ugly.

    Being tall is considered a positive attribute. I've never been uncomfortable being told I'm tall or a Jolly Green. I laugh and appreciate the awe of the Lilliputians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishrising View Post
    I just tell everyone I'm 5 - 19. You'd be surprised how many people don't get it for a while.
    I might have to try that one sometime.

    And a con: can't hear squat talking to friends in a bar because my ears are higher than their heads, so my ears usually have unobstructed sound waves hitting them from the loudspeakers.
    I wonder if that's why I don't like loud bars. It would explain a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nemebean View Post
    I might have to try that one sometime.
    Usually goes like this:

    RANDOM PERSON: Wow, you are really tall.

    ME: Not really, I'm only 5 -19.

    RANDOM PERSON: <<silent awkwardness>>

    ME: Well, have a nice day.
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    That Moore's ad was too true

    Life must be so much easier in the States though.I can't get shoes (sz 17) or clothes or a bike either here in Greece...although, apart from coming within an inch of my life due to a bus mirror nearly knocking my head off and not being able to fit into a bumper car anymore, i love being big...6'7 255...as mentioned before i love this forum!

    Also if all the 1%ers of the world got together they would easily kick all the 99%ers a@*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lkaemingk View Post
    I hit my head on everything. Especially chandeliers.
    6' 7" I feel your pain.

    Or at least I used to, before I lost all the feeling in the top of my head

    Door frames are my nemesis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BareNecessities View Post
    Door frames are my nemesis.
    Hmmm? I think I may have just found my quote

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    Haha. That's a good one.

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    "Wow - you're tall!"

    "No - I'm normal. You're short"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelmutHerr View Post
    Pro:
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    - Good view at concerts
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    Con:
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    - Clothes don't fit
    - People make assumptions about you
    - Old age won't be much fun

    It's a bit bratty to complain about being tall, but when people say, "oh, it must be so nice!", I sometimes fantasise about building a theme park of normal stuff that's a third smaller than usual, so everyone else can feel tall for a day.
    LMAO funny stuff

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    Old age won't be much fun
    With a higher morbidity rate, less to worry about in old age...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yogii View Post
    With a higher morbidity rate, less to worry about in old age...
    ouch............
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    6'8" and British (where on the upper deck of buses the roof height is around shoulder height). All the doorways in my home are 2m so I dip automatically as I move from room to room.
    Bike choice definitely a problem - I'm currently saving for a Surly Ogre.

    On the morbidity subject, I read of an alternative view that bigger animals work slower (including the heart) so last a bit longer, just like a mouse only lives a year or so. Could be complete rubbish but my glass is half full.
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    I'm only 6'5, but with proportionally long legs.

    And my height has taken it's toll. Office desks. Chairs. Kitchen counters. Everything is too short.
    Also back surgery at the age of 26 years old is no fun either.

    Can't ride a 21" bike; needs to be a 21.5" with a Thompson post (that extra 10mm makes it) or a 22" or larger.
    Really sucks that bike companies won't just increase the seat tube on some of these bikes. Honestly; how many guys riding 21" bikes do you see that have their seat slammed with no post sticking out? Why not just leave the geometry and sizing the same but just make the seat tube 1-2" taller? They can even call it / label it a 21" bike for all I care.
    I had that conversation with Niner; they didn't get it.

    On a practical note - anyone aware of long seatposts? If I can find a 450mm seatpost, it will suddenly open up a whole new realm of bikes.

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    I'm only 6'5, but with proportionally long legs.

    And my height has taken it's toll. Office desks. Chairs. Kitchen counters. Everything is too short.
    Also back surgery at the age of 26 years old is no fun either.

    Can't ride a 21" bike; needs to be a 21.5" with a Thompson post (that extra 10mm makes it) or a 22" or larger.
    Really sucks that bike companies won't just increase the seat tube on some of these bikes. Honestly; how many guys riding 21" bikes do you see that have their seat slammed with no post sticking out? Why not just leave the geometry and sizing the same but just make the seat tube 1-2" taller? They can even call it / label it a 21" bike for all I care.
    I had that conversation with Niner; they didn't get it.

    On a practical note - anyone aware of long seatposts? If I can find a 450mm seatpost, it will suddenly open up a whole new realm of bikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nemebean View Post
    I have a deeply ingrained hatred of public transportation as a result of being tall (and public transportation being designed to cram as many of the 99%ers into as small a space as possible).
    Double-decker buses in China have roughly 6 foot ceilings and trvel on rough roads. I'm 6"2". No fun when you can't get a seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by visser View Post
    On a practical note - anyone aware of long seatposts? If I can find a 450mm seatpost, it will suddenly open up a whole new realm of bikes.
    The problem with fitting into a short cockpit is the bike still doesn't fit just because you can bottom out the pedal stroke. The angles and leverage will still mean we have more strain on our knees and can't really get the power out of the pedal stroke. Longer cranks help but then the bottom out factor on rocks roots... comes into play...

    Just like with some clothes companies, if a bike company would just charge a little more (if need be) and build at least one model to fit the 1% it would be great. Even if you had to order it and wait but still treat it as a production model so your not building a 'custom' bike and paying 'custom' prices.

    I have a custom road bike and when my PARKPRE was stolen I was really aggrevated because it came really close to fitting well. And without the $$$ for a custom bike virtually everything since has been a serious compromise.

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