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    Which of you fired the missile?

    So who was it shooting the missile off the coast today? C'mon, fess up.
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    it was me i missed the barn

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    Sorry... I was showing off and my finger slipped...

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    It was my Magicshine battery pack exploding

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    I thought that it was an aircraft, not missile. But the exploding battery does sound creditable

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    I'm sure they'll warranty it right away.
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    Come to think of it, I did notice a charred, empty space where my local meth lab used to be.

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    That was me and my wife making woopie!
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    officially folks of our Trustworthy Government sources state that is was not missile rather that it was an aircraft probably an airliner heading direct at us and due to optical illusion appears to be vertical spewing a white hot exhaust flame at very high speed, with a white hot glowing flame with exhaust "contrail" smoke and a large plume at ground zero. As a matter of fact I used to live near LAX and watched aircraft coming in at high altitude. Sure enough they all looked just like an the mentioned optical illusion, a very slow moving dark spec with a dissappearing vapor trail behind them. They were not missiles! I am so dumb!!

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    If it were something offensive to our naive ears I can't imagine why they had every department publicly denying it in the first place. Why not just say, '...the navy did it.'
    "...like sex with the trail." - Boe

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    Quote Originally Posted by stumblemumble
    If it were something offensive to our naive ears I can't imagine why they had every department publicly denying it in the first place. Why not just say, '...the navy did it.'
    It sure looked like all the launches I saw from Vandenberg during the decades I lived in Socal. My theory is something or someone screwed up, and it was a missile shot, most likely by the Navy, but it was unplanned.

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    Ufo

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