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    What's wrong with this picture?

    ...........
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    What the EFF is "All MOUNTAIN"???

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    Lets see.
    29" wheels, check.
    One handed rider, check.
    Flat ground, check.
    Bike made from high dollar coat hangers, check.

    Hmmm nothing wrong with that picture, it all checks out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE,
    Lets see.
    29" wheels, check.
    You sure about that? I only see one 29" wheel on that bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Willanholly
    You sure about that? I only see one 29" wheel on that bike.
    Hmmm trick photography I suspect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Willanholly
    You sure about that? I only see one 29" wheel on that bike.
    Seat's too low. There must be GD hidden under there.

    The question is, is the 29" tire the front or rear. That front tire looks pretty big. Maybe it's the new Jones 39er

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    The lighting is all wrong. Fill flash is your friend.

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    hmmmm....
    Who's the rider?
    And where is he??


    ...every day sends future to past...

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    It looks like some major front wheel/toe overlap to me. Expensive bike, less than stellar engineering/design.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2TurnersNotEnough
    Seat's too low. There must be GD hidden under there.

    The question is, is the 29" tire the front or rear. That front tire looks pretty big. Maybe it's the new Jones 39er
    When you say GD you do mean GoreDuke correct?

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    the back tire isn't circular...it looks egg-shaped to me, unless of course that's just my eyes playing tricks on me
    I ride a 26'er with tubes and rim brakes.
    Yeah, I'm basically living in the stone age.

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    Who cares?

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    Hmmm...

    Is he voting for Obama??

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    Trick question, but I know the answer!

    Almost impossible to recognize dft unless he's wearing this...
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    I think I know what's wrong......this bike looks ridiculously gay now where it never did before. Can't quite figure it out, by my 'gaydar' is reading levels I've never seen before! OK, ok, let me adjust it a bit.....wait a minute, it's not the bike it's the rider!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by .Danno.
    Trick question, but I know the answer!

    Almost impossible to recognize dft unless he's wearing this...
    true, he can' ride for **** unless he has that tanktop on!


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    [QUOTE=dft]true, he can' ride for **** unless he has that tanktop on!
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    A little self promotion never hurt anybody, tank top meet ego.
    BTW that tank top is stanky looking, have you ever put it in the washer instead of consistently on top of it?
    Last edited by DIRTJUNKIE; 06-23-2008 at 07:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EzyRider
    I think I know what's wrong......this bike looks ridiculously gay now where it never did before. Can't quite figure it out, by my 'gaydar' is reading levels I've never seen before! OK, ok, let me adjust it a bit.....wait a minute, it's not the bike it's the rider!!
    ...your avitar is -way- creepy, dude......
    ...every day sends future to past...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xjbebop
    ...your avitar is -way- creepy, dude......
    LOL,
    At least he's not obsessed with "Bobcats".

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    Quote Originally Posted by dft
    true, he can' ride for **** unless he has that tanktop on!
    And sometimes it just doesn't matter.
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    smirk LOL

    photo shop boardom what will he come up with next. dare I ask.

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    Better question - what ISN'T wrong with the picture?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE,
    LOL,
    At least he's not obsessed with "Bobcats".
    dude, that was like 2-3 years ago...get over it.
    But if ya wanna talk about cougars, well....
    ...every day sends future to past...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xjbebop
    dude, that was like 2-3 years ago...get over it.
    But if ya wanna talk about cougars, well....
    So if we don't have this what do we have?
    Last edited by DIRTJUNKIE; 06-24-2008 at 02:56 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE,
    So if we don't have this what do we have?
    hmmm...good point

    You back on the bike yet??
    ...every day sends future to past...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xjbebop
    hmmm...good point

    You back on the bike yet??
    Unfortunately no, I still have serious pain whenever I put any kind of pressure on my palm. Which makes me question if I will ever be able to grip the bars again? Plus my range of motion loss in my wrist is significant. It has been 4.5 months since I shattered it and still no PT. but hopefully I will be starting up by the end of next week. BTW I will try to refrain from my Bobcat / Cougar remarks in the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE,
    BTW I will try to refrain from my Bobcat / Cougar remarks in the future.
    ...naaahhh....

    Get healed up so we can hook up and track down some cougars....
    ...every day sends future to past...

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    Caution;  Merge;  Workers Ahead! The problem with the picture is that....

    The problem with the picture is that the chick on the bike is too flat chested.

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    the photographer is what's wrong with this photo

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    He's not gonna clear the landing?
    "Hesitation is the Mother of Failure!"

    ~~ 951 for Dirt & Roadster for Asphalt ~~

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    It's a F##ing Goater on a Merlin
    Drop from on high

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    Quote Originally Posted by .Danno.
    And sometimes it just doesn't matter.


    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzactly.
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    looks like a 36inch wheel in front, a 29 in back.
    Love, Impy

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    the jones in the top pic is a 69er. I wouldn't consider that wrong, however i like both my wheels to be the same size

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    you can't see the organs of the regular super skinny rider
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    The rider is not looking where he should be, he's distracted by someone...

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