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    the lady on the white horse (if you ran into her you know what im talking about)

    Possibly the most miserable person in the world?

    makes no difference what I do, every time I get a mouthful from her. She has threatened me with cops, used the horse to try block my path (in a confrontational face off type setup), etc etc etc

    I also always tell her horse just left 30 lbs of sh1t back there, can she go pick it up.

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    could you be more general, where is this white horse? JPL?

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    Sounds like a hallucination to me.
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    "If you want to ride, don't ride the white horse."

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    santa monica mountains

    i wish it were an illusion

    I'd call her an angry old witch but she is actually kind of hot

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    Ah yes.. Grumpy horse ladies. There is one here in Orange County as well (Santiago Oaks). She (or one of her friends) even joined a forum to get into debates. I'll try to dig some threads up, comical.
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    Put a GoPro on your bike, somewhere where it would be hard to see and video the witch.

    Old and kinda hot?
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    Tell her camels don't belong on trails.

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    No I never said she was old.

    Okay I'll try go pro it hopefully I get a good one where she faces off against me with the beast and blocks my path.

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    Irresponsible Equestrian - Page 5

    Read 'rideandhikertrailgirl' posts. While I am all for sharing the trails some of the equestrian elites are a bit snobbish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonjm View Post
    santa monica mountains

    i wish it were an illusion

    I'd call her an angry old witch but she is actually kind of hot
    Quote Originally Posted by jasonjm View Post
    No I never said she was old.

    Okay I'll try go pro it hopefully I get a good one where she faces off against me with the beast and blocks my path.
    Didn't see the I'd/but.
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    I used to see a guy on a white horse at Cheeseboro who was a dick. Maybe he had some work done.
    definite malingerer

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    Hahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatcat View Post
    could you be more general, where is this white horse? JPL?
    There is a gal riding a horse on the connector trail from Altadena drive to the asphalt road leading to the ken burton fire road, El prato at night who caught me off guard. My son and I were descending down the poop laden trail for an evening ride when suddenly I heard someone yelling, "Say hello to my horse".

    It was pitch black, and she was climbing up the trail to Altadena drive. I wish her horse had a reflective vest of some sort or how about reflective clothing for the owner.

    I had to vent.

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    Death rides a white horse...
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    That blows. Just like any sport, there are bad participants. I ride after work in a City park a few miles from my house and it gets a lot of equestrian use. I slow, ask if they want me to stop or if their horses are okay with bikes. That usually does the trick. Last thing I want on a ride is to get kicked by a horse.

    The hardest part for me is when they are riding in the same direction and refuse to let me pass - very rarely happens, but when it does I find it really disrespectful. Next Spring when the park does initiation for new trail patrol personnel, I'm going to volunteer and ask what the proper protocol is in that case. I know we are supposed yield to horses, but there has to be some give in that case.

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    So far all of the horse people have seemed real nice. Ive only come across 1 group going the same direction and before I could finish my thought of "hmm how do i pass nicely" they moved over for me. What I find kinda funny are the people who literally jump off the trail into bushes as if i was a speeding train, when Im only doing 5 mph and warn them with my squeaky brakes 100ft away.
    Just some yahoo on a Wahoo

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    I also ran into a woman with a white horse pulling a buggy once.
    definite malingerer

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    Bring a Tazer out riding, taze the horse and then taze her, video it and post the footage in here...
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Reminds me of this Amazing Horse (HD) - YouTube

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    I'm not sure that's appropriate here.
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    Doesn't the woman at Santiago Oaks also ride a white horse? I've only run into her once and she told me her horse would kick me if I tried to go by. I went by and didn't get kicked but gave her lots of room.

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    I saw her the other day. I rode up next to her and she said, "You shall not pass!" I was able to capture this picture of her on my gopro hero 2 HD though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Bring a Tazer out riding, taze the horse and then taze her, video it and post the footage in here...
    Didn't you have like 180 rep power the other day Tone's? Must have dropped some ultra heavy **** on the mods, the dems, republicans, lessos, drug users, arms dealers and TLJC??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Bring a Tazer out riding, taze the horse and then taze her, video it and post the footage in here...

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