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    "Goaters" MUST DIE!

    Goaters suck!


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    What the EFF is "All MOUNTAIN"???

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    What are you crying about? Just curious, because I am not familiar with the term goaters.

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    Uphill has the right of way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    Uphill has the right of way!
    Yes we al know that, but just like California driving laws, just because you have the right away, never insist on it, that is how accidents happen.

    You are always going to get someone who does not care. Just get over it have fun, and go on with your ride.

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    If I'm climbing and see Dhers coming I ride in the middle of the trail, or stick a leg out, if they don't stop then I recite the IMBA rule and every cuss word in the book, I'm too busy being an uber fast XCer to be polite or move over on the 10ft wide trail

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    knuckle dragging shuttle monkeys suck!!!!




    btw... if you didn't know better, i am joking.

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    Freaking climbers...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Oliver
    What are you crying about? Just curious, because I am not familiar with the term goaters.
    People who drive GTO's, a car made by Pontiac, a division of General Motors.

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    What are you crying about? Just curious, because I am not familiar with the term goaters.
    My dad says a goater is what Grandma has under her chin.

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    Shuttling PQ today at 3, meet at the Ball fields, we are totally down hilling it to the waterfall so Goaters should stay home.
    "No matter where you go there you are" BUCKAROO BANZAI

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    Efffing Goaters!
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    What the EFF is "All MOUNTAIN"???

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    FU Goaters Rule



    It wasn't me

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    Need sticker for bike:

    I HUCK GOATERS

    Pictures would be good too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    If I'm climbing and see Dhers coming I ride in the middle of the trail, or stick a leg out, if they don't stop then I recite the IMBA rule and every cuss word in the book, I'm too busy being an uber fast XCer to be polite or move over on the 10ft wide trail
    I am not saying it is right, but what you said is just that, a rule, and not enforceable what so ever.

    I do not shuttle, and I always climb to the top and earn my trip down, but one day you are going to get hurt pretty bad by insisting on your right of way. A good friend of mine had his neck fractured in a head-on for being stubborn like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    If I'm climbing and see Dhers coming I ride in the middle of the trail, or stick a leg out, if they don't stop then I recite the IMBA rule and every cuss word in the book, I'm too busy being an uber fast XCer to be polite or move over on the 10ft wide trail

    You're not serious are you?

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    He's totally serious! and that's the reason why goaters must die! lol

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    i got the sarcasm all the way down here in dingleberry FLA...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTB_prodigy
    You're not serious are you?

    This thread is a parody from a previous post on the DH forum
    "No matter where you go there you are" BUCKAROO BANZAI

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    Gloaters? What's wrong with gloaters? Come on, they brag a bit, but get real, if they can ride fast, they RULE! A little gloating never hurt anyone. Give the braggers a break.

    Oh, wait, ... Goaters....

    Never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TCB
    Shuttling PQ today at 3, meet at the Ball fields, we are totally down hilling it to the waterfall so Goaters should stay home.
    Hilarious!!!

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    Live, from New York it's...

    Signature? I don't need no stinking signature.

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    When I see a goater I just yell, "Outta my way ya effin goater, I'm totally downhillin!!!!'"

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    man thatr is messed up....doing dat 2 a car
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    I think that would just about guarantee you get hit by a downhiller, hard.
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    We had that problem in Colorado for a while several years ago when all the kiddies started buying big hit bikes. Some people just have to learn their manners the hard way, so there were many, um, "educational opportunities" over a few year period.

    Some things we learned:

    1. Most offenses can be resolved verbally.
    2. It's surprisingly easy to knock someone coming downhill off their line, their bike, and the trail.
    3. XC guys are better in a fight.

    There was one team that was comprised mostly of firefighters out there. They had no problem using physical contact to stop people doing stupid things. Interesting characters to ride with.

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