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    "Goaters" MUST DIE!

    Goaters suck!


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    What the EFF is "All MOUNTAIN"???

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    What are you crying about? Just curious, because I am not familiar with the term goaters.

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    Uphill has the right of way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    Uphill has the right of way!
    Yes we al know that, but just like California driving laws, just because you have the right away, never insist on it, that is how accidents happen.

    You are always going to get someone who does not care. Just get over it have fun, and go on with your ride.

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    If I'm climbing and see Dhers coming I ride in the middle of the trail, or stick a leg out, if they don't stop then I recite the IMBA rule and every cuss word in the book, I'm too busy being an uber fast XCer to be polite or move over on the 10ft wide trail

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    knuckle dragging shuttle monkeys suck!!!!




    btw... if you didn't know better, i am joking.

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    Freaking climbers...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Oliver
    What are you crying about? Just curious, because I am not familiar with the term goaters.
    People who drive GTO's, a car made by Pontiac, a division of General Motors.

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    What are you crying about? Just curious, because I am not familiar with the term goaters.
    My dad says a goater is what Grandma has under her chin.

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    Shuttling PQ today at 3, meet at the Ball fields, we are totally down hilling it to the waterfall so Goaters should stay home.
    "No matter where you go there you are" BUCKAROO BANZAI

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    Efffing Goaters!
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    FU Goaters Rule



    It wasn't me

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    Need sticker for bike:

    I HUCK GOATERS

    Pictures would be good too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    If I'm climbing and see Dhers coming I ride in the middle of the trail, or stick a leg out, if they don't stop then I recite the IMBA rule and every cuss word in the book, I'm too busy being an uber fast XCer to be polite or move over on the 10ft wide trail
    I am not saying it is right, but what you said is just that, a rule, and not enforceable what so ever.

    I do not shuttle, and I always climb to the top and earn my trip down, but one day you are going to get hurt pretty bad by insisting on your right of way. A good friend of mine had his neck fractured in a head-on for being stubborn like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    If I'm climbing and see Dhers coming I ride in the middle of the trail, or stick a leg out, if they don't stop then I recite the IMBA rule and every cuss word in the book, I'm too busy being an uber fast XCer to be polite or move over on the 10ft wide trail

    You're not serious are you?

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    He's totally serious! and that's the reason why goaters must die! lol

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    i got the sarcasm all the way down here in dingleberry FLA...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTB_prodigy
    You're not serious are you?

    This thread is a parody from a previous post on the DH forum
    "No matter where you go there you are" BUCKAROO BANZAI

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    Gloaters? What's wrong with gloaters? Come on, they brag a bit, but get real, if they can ride fast, they RULE! A little gloating never hurt anyone. Give the braggers a break.

    Oh, wait, ... Goaters....

    Never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TCB
    Shuttling PQ today at 3, meet at the Ball fields, we are totally down hilling it to the waterfall so Goaters should stay home.
    Hilarious!!!

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    Live, from New York it's...

    Signature? I don't need no stinking signature.

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    When I see a goater I just yell, "Outta my way ya effin goater, I'm totally downhillin!!!!'"

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    man thatr is messed up....doing dat 2 a car
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    I think that would just about guarantee you get hit by a downhiller, hard.
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    We had that problem in Colorado for a while several years ago when all the kiddies started buying big hit bikes. Some people just have to learn their manners the hard way, so there were many, um, "educational opportunities" over a few year period.

    Some things we learned:

    1. Most offenses can be resolved verbally.
    2. It's surprisingly easy to knock someone coming downhill off their line, their bike, and the trail.
    3. XC guys are better in a fight.

    There was one team that was comprised mostly of firefighters out there. They had no problem using physical contact to stop people doing stupid things. Interesting characters to ride with.

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    I like drafting behind the DH'ers. All that football gear is great for deflecting wind.


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    goat-heads do suck....
    ...every day sends future to past...

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    please don't kill me. I promise to move out of your way!

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    Here's a picture of the typical SoCal republican goater XC'er


    I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

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    I have no idea what this thread is about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Padre
    I have no idea what this thread is about.
    Is it just Socal???

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    dude... killed me a few goaters on the DH course this weekend. i was gnar maching down and some goater in spandex was standing on the side of the trail. since i had gnar burl gear on i just rode through the crowd to show them how uber DH gnarl i am. still won my race, even with a piece of spandex stuck in my chain ring!














    i was laughing so hard while typing this i could hardly finish it... btw i am joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mechmann_mtb
    dude... killed me a few goaters on the DH course this weekend. i was gnar maching down and some goater in spandex was standing on the side of the trail. since i had gnar burl gear on i just rode through the crowd to show them how uber DH gnarl i am. still won my race, even with a piece of spandex stuck in my chain ring!














    i was laughing so hard while typing this i could hardly finish it... btw i am not joking, and I will kill you.

    A man who does the right thing AND still wins his race. I see the next cover of Dirt Rag for you!

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    found photo evidence!



    sorry for the crappy photo shop...

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    Dude your kit needs some upgrading



    I hit the DH trails in this new beast. I figure if I'm going to wear football gear to the local trails I might as well upgrade my trail ride as well. So pitted


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    dude my kit is hella gnar core! (actually just functional protection for racing DH, i don't wear full gear other than racing)

    you can't pin it on a tractor, and you can't be a pimp in a Volkswagen!

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    nice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    If I'm climbing and see Dhers coming I ride in the middle of the trail, or stick a leg out, if they don't stop then I recite the IMBA rule and every cuss word in the book, I'm too busy being an uber fast XCer to be polite or move over on the 10ft wide trail
    WOW you are an idiot if i saw that you saw me and chose not to move i would ram you and let my 7 inches of plush travel soak you up then keep going leaving yopu in the dust

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    rroeder, you have problems. Be nice the DHers. If you have space go over to one side, you keep on going and he keeps on going and everyone is happy.

    The picture up at the head of the thread is bad (as in F- in photoshop skills) almost to the point of humor.

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    Dudes, I didn't make the IMBA rules, if I'm going uphill at mach speed I don't have the time to fock with any lazy pot smoking DHers that don't know the rules of the trail, I will spell it out for you tho-UPHILL has the right of way! Next time stop and say hi, if I'm not in too much of a hurry with my interval training I might say hi back, if your lucky.

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    The XC'rs at Fontucky will crush you!!!!!! Check this UPHILL speed out. Don't steal my photo homies


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    That's just wrong

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    Uhoh....I wear Spandex AND drive a VW.

    Double-Goat.

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    ...argyle socks make you climb faster ...
    ...every day sends future to past...

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    Another Goater run in

    Had another run-in with a Goater this week. This beyotch would not yield as I was charging down my favorite DH run. Goatress even had the audacity to stick her leg out in a feeble attempt to bump me off of my line. I tagged her good with my fork leg. She'll think twice aboot pulling that move again.

    Keep your eye out for this knucklehead. She rides with a wad of chew in her cheek. I think she goes by the name "Goatcesca".
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    DeSalvo ht with a cf pitchfork. Tougher than me by a long shot. You're a brave man taking her on Steve
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquaholic
    I tagged her good with my fork leg. She'll think twice aboot pulling that move again.
    dude, I'VE SEEN HER! I past her when I was DH'n and she was fixing a flat! freak'n goaters ridin' single ply weak a** tires. we just looked at eachother kind of like a tearantino matrix combo movie, all slo mo like, venim dripping from her eyes; i'm telling you pure hatred man! I tail wipped some dert on her so as not to jak my stoke and take off my heaphones lissening to old school rap, ice t "the hunted child."

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    pure comedy!

    (hey aqua, say "Hi" to my old friends the "hot beeshes". haven't seen them in forever. miss riding with them )

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    Ooh nice carbon bling, Frankie!! Now all you need is big wheels

    Freaking goaters better not get in my way tomorrow. I'll have some wicked flow from Cherry on Top down to Hurkey.

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