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    Goaters invade Noble

    Unbelievable. Springtime, and the friggin' Goaters are out in spades.
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    What the EFF is "All MOUNTAIN"???

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    More goaters.
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    What the EFF is "All MOUNTAIN"???

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    It's only natural. Spring is mating season.

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    I think I may be a goater. What are the typical attributes of a goater? Can we have a "you may be a goater if... thread?

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    Are you sure they're goaters? What lycra I saw was covered by baggies. And a real goater would never allow himself to crack a smile like that. That's more of a DHer kind of thing. Perhaps these are some kind of half-breeds?

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    Sorry, gotta raise the 'non-goater' flag.

    One goater has shin, elbow, and knee guards, another has elbow and knee guards.

    Not the attributes of a goater.

    However as both these goaters were, or at least appeared to be, female, they are as such 'nannies' or 'does' (partially depending upon whether or not they've borne 'kids') and can be forgiven and lumped in with the rest of the 'billies' and 'bucks'.

    No thanks necessary, always happy to help clarify the often muddy waters of proper terminology. Although 'wrongway benton' didn't seem to be too appreciative a few weeks ago.

    I'll be back in SoCal for good in August, looking forward to riding with the flock.

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    not enough spandex and not enough bikes under 20#

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    Awesome shots! I'm off tomorrow at the crack of dawn to try it for the first time. Looks like it will be a blast.
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    Those bent coat hangers have lost all their novelty. Two of them in the same group on the same ride? Sheesh! They should just start selling them at Wal-mart.
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    nudity???????
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    It was fun riding with you goaters for a short while. But my buddy and I were just too slow riding up indian creek to keep up with you. Dang you goaters can sure climb fast!

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    You've gotta let us know what you think of it after you're ridden it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclopod
    Awesome shots! I'm off tomorrow at the crack of dawn to try it for the first time. Looks like it will be a blast.

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    I didn't know that goaters could get that tweaked.

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    Awesome

    Quote Originally Posted by KingOfTheHill
    You've gotta let us know what you think of it after you're ridden it!
    I'm just getting back. I missed out on the top figure 8 of the trail (by the sunrise highway) because I had to shuttle myself up on the paved road on my bike. That got tiresome and boring. The Noble Canyon trail, however, was an absolute blast. Some of those rock gardens can be pretty intimidating. Body positioning is so vital to ride there. If I had a ride guide, then I would have felt more brave. That said I think I did well. I only wish I had more opportunities to ride there. I left my camera in my camelback in the rental car. When I have the energy to get it I'll post pictures. Awesome trail. I'm going to have to come back to ride it again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    nudity???????
    Removed Bob.... per the moderator's request. Some uptight, delicate, stunted, Puritanical, weenie(s) couldn't handle the pic of Rexual's bare ass.


    Hi Forum Moderator:

    Done.

    Are you EFFING kidding me? Are there really hypersensitive people out there who feel this picture is soo horrible and damaging to precious little eyes...that they convulsed and hit the complaint button??!!

    Unreal!!


    Are some people actually that uptight, that they freak at the sight of a bare bottom (male or female)? I would be embarrassed and ashamed to be bringing up a child with such blinders on.

    With all of the atrocities that are being committed across the board in this world(and shown on the evening news)...it blows my mind that someone would be so unbelievably stunted so as to find that picture objectionable.

    Have you seen those underwear ads in the daily newspaper? *****SHUDDER*****


    [SIZE="5"]"OMG!!! Look..Honey...there's two birds outside of the window, having bird sex...HURRY shield little Junior's eyes!!!!"[/SIZE]

    BTW, If they think that Rex's asss is offensive, they should see his face!


    But...that's just me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KingOfTheHill
    You've gotta let us know what you think of it after you're ridden it!
    By the way, how did your ride go last Saturday. I really wish i had the chance to join you guys.
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    Like no one's seen Bart's bare ass on The Simpsons before.

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    I bet someone wasn't so offended by a naked azz shot. But rather the brown stained skin clashing against his pasty white azz that really bothered them.
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    you mean Faun or satyr? lol

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    better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rexalot
    better?
    Hey Rex:

    Tell me something. Have you ever seen a chick as ugly as this?
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    she's cute. who is she?

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